"Celebs" you could beat the shit out of

"Celebs" you could beat the shit out of

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I'm not sure you could, he's a big guy.

i would definitely win in a fight against sam. no contest

lol hes like 7'ft tall and has power lifter muscles under that fat

>Celeb
What has he been in?

>Sam "bird ankles" Hyde
>Sam "morbidly obese" Hyde

Oooo, I'm shaking

imagine joe rogan doing some sort of anime power kick against those twigs

thats a joke picture you know that right brah its photoshopped lol fags. this board is so pozzed

Okay, whatever you say Sam

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lmao go suck a tranny sam

and make some videos again you queer

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There's video of him legs you fool.

No contest? It's sad that your comedic senses are so dull that you cannot grasp his genius. All the best comedians have some inner struggle they use to channel their material. In Sam's case, it's his repressed homosexuality.

Tell me, would a straight comedian come up with a hilarious bit like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=FNSan5v3PYw

And have so much inner turmoil that he uses transsexuals as an outlet to deal with his gay demons?

If only you could comprehend how much he suffers for his art, just to make people laugh. It's the least you could do you ungrateful cunt.

t. lena dunham

lol are you on here 24/7 or something

is this the infinite chan moot?
whats the point of posting him here?
sam hyde chills are from there?

He's bloated as fuck, he 100% has kidney issues.

What legs?

Not that user, but sam hyde chills are also here 24/7

The thread is Celebs you could beat the shit out of
I could

lol i get hating someone you think is a fag but going to this level is weird and autistic

Only because he has gotten fat and is probably much slower as a result. When he was at his peak ratio of muscle to fat he was unstoppable. It's how he got away with all of those shootings.

How many lockers did this faggot get shoved in?

Why do you constantly post lies on this board?

You've posted so many that it's become a joke now.

he was taller than everybody so probably none

>"lies"

Sam isn't who you think he is bro.

would wreck this turbomanlet if it came down to it

Between that and everybody feeling sorry for his autism, you're probably right.

Holy fuck Sam stop, you've made like 5 threads in the past hour

Can you imagine having Sam as your son? His Mom is a trooper. I like Sam Hyde I'm just saying having him as a son would be fucking crazy.

No wonder his dad left. I would be ashamed if my son turned out to be such a faggot.

Keep whining, lil bitch

I would be proud. World Peace is pretty amazing, not just because I can relate to the cynical attitude towards the modern world but just as a surrealistic comedy it is great. I really hope those guys can somehow continue making World Peace quality content because 60 minutes of it just wasn't enough.

wow this video is beautiful

because a few months ago he did a video in this very same bathroom with his mom freaking in the background

If anything, he was probably just glad his abject failure of a son finally left the house.

Shia whooped his ass

>posting the same exact fake image you posted before
lmao

Liking someone like him is even more autistic

That Christmas meme where he was forgotten

can somebody say "damage control"?

there's videos of him in high school because awesome and fucking with people
he trolled a stage performance in his high school on video

lol you don't know shit about sam

1 dollar extreme

can someone say "extremely obsessed over some random alt-right guy to the point where you spend every waking moment crying about him on Sup Forums?

I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't a leftist.

>that one lace going behind the tongue of the shoe

*cringe*

Hi Sam
How does it feel to have peaked in your early thirties?

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>that look

you JUST know!

no it fucking isnt

>White knighting for Sam Hyde
>Someone who doesn't know or care about you
>He only wants your shekels

I don't think a lower level can be sunk to.

sam's not even alt-right

He's alt-edgy

>takes test, wears neckbrace, chainsmokes cigars
>still sounds like a nasally bitch

>"maybe if i wear baggy legged pants no one will know i'm an anklet"

>get BTFO
>baaawww everyone is sam
Every god damn time.
:)

>>White knighting for Sam Hyde
Yes, because he's sometimes funny and I support his political positions.
I also enjoy how he makes leftists like yourself so upset.

:)

"I WAS COOL IN HIGHSCHOOL, OKAY GUYS?!"
>being this pathetic

give it a rest wittle Sammy

Lol look at the top of his head

i SERIOSLY doubt you could.

sam is 1: HUGE
2: a bit slow in the head, i think hes got like some mental slowage in his head or something
3: all of this combined means hes got retard STRENGHT

retard strength is literally THE most dangerous form there is because retards like sam hyde are incapable of understanding most human emotions so you might punch him super hard in his roid gut(fucken yuck) but hed laugh like a retarded baby because he cant feel a single thing.

then hed start to play around with you, sort of picking you up off the floor by your leg and hugging you really Really hard, and youd go(stop it sam it hurts) but he'd only make retad noises and squeeze harder

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lmao gimme a fuckin break
id lay that retard out faster than you can say "special needs"

the "real" tv show Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace

>Tim Heidecker on queue in every thread

rare footage of sam's boxing debut
youtube.com/watch?v=nH9YmjphkAU

this little bitch

There's video of him being cool in highschool, which blows out your pathetic argument.
Just stop posting already.

ur gay

There's a picture of him sucking dick, which blows out your pathetic argument.
Just stop posting already.

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