Accidental Voicemail - World War III

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thoughts?

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Hmm.

It's odd I'll give you that. But the ham radio guys would be going off the charts if shit was going down surely.

Maybe I'm wrong idk. Hopefully it's nothing.

fake and gay

hang yourself

UH

This is literally the only place I've seen this too. The crying at the end is a bit ominous but I'm still skeptical. Is he drunk do you think?

I ain't clickin that shit.

Gay and fake,dont waste our and your and mine time on shiposting

i watched the entire second half of the UN general assembly yesterday and there wasn't anything mentioned besides the sexual abuses BUT
at around 44 minutes the speaker mentions that the efforts to combat the sexual abuses will be hindered by certain party's unwillingness to cooperate or something im paraphrasing
if anything was going on there yesterday it wasnt taking place in the main hall where they were discussing abuse, and it was really empty there so I dunno

seems legit lmao

sounds like a fake bill CLITton with braing damage. so maybe in fact the real one dialing the wrong number.

even if this is (((fake and gay))) we all know ol'rotten clit is going to start ww3 with russia. its a fact. face it. leftist scum.

it got posted to reddit conspiracy yesterday, op claimed the guy got the call at like 10:34
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old people generally don't shitpost,
wy would an old guy fake that shit?
Still I'll assume that it's not happening because ww3 would be so fucking huge. I'ts a thing that shouldn't happen ever.

>implying they would broadcast the declaration of world war 3

Shit, kek is not helping, ww3 then lmao.

>implying it wouldn't be leaked

>implying ireland is a real country

Shit flag humor, achmed
I want to listen but scared to click

clyp.it is a legit site, i just aint clicking because i know its some fake /x/-tier shit probably

Fucking jews man.

this did give me the spooky spooks tho

its one little click user admit youre a pussy

...

UHHHH
UHHHH
UHHHH

Haha if its fake it's some decent acting. Although he said uhhh too much.

listen to it, afaik the posters figured out that the op got the call at 1:34 EST and was possibly at an airport, 24mins to JFK from the assembly which concluded about 1:10EST so it seemed to line up as far as timing

UHHH
UHHH
uHHH
IN THE WORLD
UHHH
UHHH
UHHH

...

UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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posting for context

What does he say near the end? It's around the "I hope its just a..." part. Couldnt make it out.

It could be fake, the dudes voice however was real shaky and confused. The crying at the end was also very odd, not sure what to make of this.

Nice ruse my bloke but it'll take more than a poor Clint Billton impression for my steely top lip to falter.

>UHHH
>UHHHHHHHH
>WORLD WAR 3
>HURRRRRRRRR

100% authentic

No one want your stupid war get lost !

UHHHHHHHHHHHH
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
UHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SHITPOSTING ON Sup Forums

like you leafs wouldnt just cower under our wing

>no journalist thought fuck it and leaked it
>nothing whatsoever other than this to go by

Dunno. Seems to be the only bit of evidence so far.

>Sup Forums
>doing something productive

Does this happen a lot or?..

You Italian fags should stop shitposting all day long, do not overrate this thread

No wing wide enough to cover your shame

Got a link that's not that? I ain't clicking on that shit

An undeclared war has been going on for decades. That's not new. Just a boomer concern.

Do not click, waste of time. Drunk guy talking trash.

I'm going to take a shit and a shower and then check the big board.

I'll get back to you lads.

Sexual abuse is code word for Best Korea's raping of planet earth with their missiles.

good golly its world war threee

numbers confirm drunk old man shittalk

haven't you guys gone along with every invasion?
leafs talk a big game but follow daddy everywhere

UHHHHH UHHHHH UHHHHH
UHHHHH UHHHHH UHHHHH
UHHHHH UHHHHH UHHHHH

Yes and what is the point Acid Burn ...we continue to follow you were ever you go like the brothers for ever !

message follows standby

the point is jolie was much hotter pre nose job in my pick. look at her now. what a shame

je t'adore

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She is smoking hot for sure

What is that supposed to mean?

He wont make it back

UUUUUHHHHHH

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the fuck nigga

I am scared now

Interestingly, the aircraft Constant Pheonix is up in the air right now. Anyone unfamiliar with this aircraft should note that it detects for nuclear debris in real time in the atmosphere.

This plane has not been up and testing for a while, mostly used in 1998 back when India was testing nukes. Might be related, as this being in the air is fairly rare.

Possible happening, but most likely that call was just a guy suffering from dementia. Him getting emotional at the end gives me a red flag for dementia or alzheimers.

C'est très gentil ..

Getting cold can you feel it user?
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What's he saying at 1:25?

>I'd pray but it'd just be the wars burrrr

what the fuck man my nose bled a little

it'd just be the lord's prayer

...

Oooooohhhhhh

ty

...

shit nigga thats depressing

the background audio is on a very noticeable loop - you should at least gotten a longer audio file man

saved

You caused me to listen to this tripe a third time. I noticed no such loop.

So NATO would send a message to nuclear stations in the case of action in a non-decrypted form where any military in the world can intercept and understand?

Honestly looks like an old fart with dementia or schizophrenia inside an asylum

youtube.com/watch?v=B8-eiBqri0U

>being this retarded
no one else can break the encryption

Bill Clinton?

Is this sting?

Aye, mate. And you can hear it right now on 8992.
>intercept and understand
This doesn't work like that.

UHHHHH

yes

Fake and Eve

No loop...

literally happened just now :DDD

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>4 Planters Punch
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I'm talking about repeating skyking 4 times smartypants

anyone know what the radio messages are?

UHHH

WHY THE FUCK IS MY NOSE BLEEDING AFTER I LISTENED TO THOSE MESSAGES

You guyz Brace yourself for the next step .. Unhollywood UFO after we are free to live in peace .. youtube.com/watch?v=0VutA6Bj_ZM

UUUUHHH

UUUUUUUUHHH

UUUUUUUUUUUUHHH

JOHN MADDEN!
JOHN MADDEN!
JOHN MADDEN!

Probably because the air in your country is toxic

Stop being pathetic tools pretty please with sugar on top !

Yup. This is the most reasonable take. Some sort of schizophrenia or another condition that causes delusions. It's some old dude in an assisted living facility or something like that, not a super high-up UN dude. Notice all those casual voices in the background? Those are the orderlies and nurses. Come on now, Sup Forums.

nice music, thanks

/thread
that nigger can't form a thought to save his life.