Gunnerkrigg Court

Gunnerkrigg Court, latest update.

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Fucking hell, Parley. Guess that training paid off.

This Friday, Parley sends a spirit into the ether.

THE HARD WAY

Now FINISH HER, Kat. And then fuck ALL the bitches. Annie, Paz, Parley, Jack, Zimmy, Gamma, Red, Probably Blue, Jones...

> 20 minute delay before this thread was posted: what gives??


Also, I'm kinda feeling bad for Jeanne at this point.

I'm not the/a normal threadposter.

I was wondering at the delay myself, so I went ahead and went at it.

Aah, proactive. Pity somebody can't stand in for the Tan Kat guy like that.

Doesn't Parley know you're supposed to hit them with the pointy/sharp bits of the sword instead of with the hand-grippy part?

Pommel. It's the pommel.

Oh, uh...

Whoops.

Parley the psychopomp.

She shows up when you die.

Kicks your soul's ass until you pass into the ether.

we dbz now.

Parley doesn't want to kill her.

Only make her wish she was dead...er

Jeanne got laid the fuck out. I don't think double murdering the trapped ghost girl was part of the plan, though.

Annie's party seems completely OP after leveling up. What is this, a Bethesda game?

fukken ether'd holy shit

Imagine being so hardcore you punch a ghost to death.

Stab her with the fang, you dunce!

HOLY FUCK SHE DID THE DBZ THING

>Punch you into another one of my punches

I expected Ghost!Jeanne to be intangible (aside from the blade). What kind of murder-ghost can be defeated with a 2x4 to the head?

She just wants to FEEL something, ya know?

Yeah, seems like a gun could wrap this up real quick.

Parley IS the Court Protector-In-Training, not just some buffed-up bint.

Presumably, she may have learned some sort of "how to punch ghosts" techniques/tricks during said training.

>inb4 she gets right back up completely unphased because she's a fucking ghost
>parley is getting tired

Parley just needs to hold out for a few moments before Mecha God Kat removes Diego's device.

>unphased
unfazed*

Tell me, do ghosts bleed? Do they feel pain?

Counting on this

And this

If it was just a matter of brute force I have to imagine a number of forest beasts could at least equal the strength of a Court dragonslayer to not get into the failure of the psychopomps

I have to admit, I didn't expect Parley to kick Jeanne's ass

>DBZ
well, Tom did say he was a fan before

Now would be a good opportunity to seize the rapier.

Jeanne would just make another. It's part of her.

you mean to say that parts are inseparable?

If only there were some sort of magical implement to sever things.

Or maybe some thing that could tear right through the ether.

if you're fighting something already dead, it really doesn't matter what end of the sword you hit 'em with.

>Lv. 2 Super Schmendrick

Her Hidden Ability is Scrappy.

Now that she is down, can I fuck it? If one can sex fire elementals then a ghost should be fine too.

Why would you want used goods?

Does that mean Diego's hidden ability was Scooby?

i don't think elf boy laid his hands on her white-hot anger, only on her body.

Surprised she didn't unscrew the pommel to end her rightly

>"Wow, why isn't Parley straight up murdering the ghost she's there to distract whilst her friends rescue her? "

Sometimes I wonder how you guys use computers and still be this stupid.

>murdering
>a ghost

Oh, you know this is only the beginning. Jeanne's a ghost, I doubt this even fazes here.

...

You know

I'm pretty fucking sure Parley is going to die

is Jeanne not allowed to know that they're trying to bring her peace? she can clearly communicate thoughts and vice versa, it's not like her belligerence is meaningless

Parley has transcended comics and became anime.

How much the artist get on Patreon?

Enough.

they're both not properly equipped for that. need buckler and spear.

Siddell actually looks good, why does he draw himself as a Zimmy mutant?

Because of his rotten soul.

Only ghosts die in Gunnerkrigg

That's more than some professionals make, good on him.

Well he basically is a professional now, since GKC is his job.

He's from Birmingham.

Are you saying Zimmy doesn't look good?

== Deaths in Gunnerkrigg Court ==

= shown on page =

an ant, by Antimony
the Anwyn, by Steadman
creepy old robot, by Katerina
a fly, by a spider
Hetty, by Renard
Robot guard, by Jack
Sivo, by Renard
a bad Shadow, by Eglamore indirectly after throwing sword at Robot
a Wisp, by Coyote

= in flashback or described =

Adam's sister, by Hetty
Daniel R Schiff, by Renard
Diego, by old age
Edward Jones, by powder explosion
the fire boy and his whole family, accidently by the boy
Jeanne, by heartbreak after Steadman killed The Anwyn
Mortimer, by a World War II bomb
psychopomp Lamet and others
several un-named venturers to the Annan Waters
Steadman, tripping over a dog
Surma
various forest animals, by Renard

= in Tom's comments =

Betty's husband
Betty

= by implication =

Samuel Langdon
Sir Young

= in side stories =

Paz's dog, by wilfully swimming too far

= referenced in Tom's other art =

dog Zimmy said she had to kill with a coat hanger
Stumps, described

Was waiting for this and maybe JUST

>Paz's dog
Holy shit there was an Artax moment in the side comic?

>Steadman, tripping over a dog
Are we sure he actually died that way? All he said was that he regretted tripping over it. My first read through I figured he was just talking about some random event.

Parley you do realize that's a sword and not a club

chop chop, young lady

Don't forget the experimental mice that are murdered for the good of science!

Both are valid tactics, and blunt weapons were superior against armored foes.

As long as you don't cut yourself, its all good.

...

...

Bringing this up. Again.

Parley and the fairies are only there to distract and delay Jeanne. Not cut her to ribbons with whatever weeaboo swordplay you think you're an expert of.

Yes, actually. Rey did it with Hetty's either form and we already see that George can strike Jeanne.

Parley went all #FuckKonami on her

>That feels face on the defeated man

>tfw also from Birmingham

you're not wrong, user.

Getting your weapon stuck in a ghost doesn't seem smart. Sort of like how stabbing deadpool just locks you into arm's range.

Jeanne is a monster though. She should die.
I don't know why the main cast is so sympathic to her, she's a murderbitch.

You're getting confused with Annie. She's the monster that needs to die.

Annie is only mildly monstrous.
She just needs a strong father figure to set her straight.

>Annie
>Straight

Too late, man. Kat already done her damage.

REKT

To choke her to orgasm.

I want to kiss Zimmy.

careful, you might get spiders

I want to kiss Zimmy's spiders.

Was it rape?

Is there a way to see muscular females like Parley without it being a sexual thing? Like, I'm not sure if I know any muscular female character that isn't clearly sexual.
It's like making a big boobed character, or a promiscuous loli character, or a cat girl.
It seems to me like they're always meant to be sexy.
If that is the case, could one assume that if Tom includes a muscular female in his comic, he does it specifically because he himself is attracted to muscular females?