Brit/pol/ - Question Time edition

>Question Time on now
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07vcy7q
official-britpol.co.uk

>Today's Papers 8/9/16
sli.mg/a/8zVXD3

>Why all the signs point to work permit system and 'hard Brexit' as Theresa May negotiates the UK-EU divorce
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/why-all-the-signs-point-to-work-permit-system-and-hard-brexit-as/

>Donald Tusk tells Theresa May 'ball's in UK's court'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37300254

>Germany orders Britain NOT to seal trade deals before Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/708323/Germany-order-Britain-not-to-seal-trade-deals-before-Brexit-Merkel

>Jeremy Corbyn says UK should reject key aspects of single market after Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/07/jeremy-corbyn-says-uk-should-reject-key-aspects-of-single-market-after-brexit

>New grammar schools are needed to stop rich families dominating best state schools through 'selection by house price', says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/09/07/new-grammar-schools-are-needed-to-stop-rich-families-dominating/

>Mark Carney says Bank actions reduced impact of Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37299838

>UK will lead world in free trade, says Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37291832

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THE TORIES

Go here until the thread dies

>0 comfy
>0 banter

Thanks Labour

No, doesn't have brit/pol/ in the title so feck it 2bh.

FIRST FOR MASTER BREW

Hey lads.

How are you all doing?

What is the point of fighting Jeremy's leadership if you'll always vote Labour regardless?

>tfw you know and can see his mind is getting slower

Let's go Corbyn, enabler of Tory governments until 2025 and splitter of the Labour party

First for tough Ed right! right!

DOUBLE DIGITS NAMES THE NEW SPLIT LABOUR PARTY!

need some anime in here

First for Labour collapse

This whole spectacle is a meme.

This

Let the labour guys fight it out in there. Can dip in and out tbf

Let's be honest, Owen is the only one of the two prepared to lead Labour to power.

With that in mind; why the fuck is Corbyn winning?

>Blairite wants to stay in EU

Shocker

Welcome to the EU bullshit hour

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Corbyn's Cornhole Complainers

>in a few years labour voters will look back on the miliband years as a golden age

The audience are clapping every statement. Whenever a split second of silence occurs they're slapping their hands together like imbeciles.

>panning shot of the crowd
>row after row of shitkins and burkas

Oh right.

ALWAYS REMEMBER

ANGLOS ARE KEKED!

IRISH MASTER RACE!

Agreed

>need some COMRADE CORBYN in here
ftfy

>stay in the European Union

>MUH EU
IT
NEVER
ENDS

>muh 48%

>Labour

>we should negotiate with the european union

No fucking shit

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THE PAKI SOCIALISTS PARTY

Karen is not Labour

>mfw I have to mute 50% of the show because my social anxiety makes me uncomfortable even when I'm alone in my bedroom

Big Boy Blair's Anti-White Cuck Alliance

This is where Agent Comrade Corbyn reveals his Brexit side.

Does iplayer lag for anyone else?

>muh stay in the EU

When will this meme die?

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Corbyn's coming home lads.

Owen Smith is an embarrassment to himself

Can Labour really force Britain to stay in the EU?

THIS IS A TEN IN ENGLAND

HAHAHAHAH

Oh shit

Good, it unleashed a shitstorm in British politics I hope never ends.

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Looking pretty good so far.

>yfw UKIP suddenly rockets into 2nd place when Labour disintegrates

>TTIP = BAD
clapclapclapclapclap

*tips narwhal*

>i have transcended the memes

WINRAR

>Wanting to stay in the EU

Can't say it does lad

Does Corbyn call himself a Marxist or just a Socialist?

yea

Yer wha?

>corbyn being asked about immigration
AND HERE WE GO

corbyn falling the fuck asleep

as always lol

kek

As a side, this has to be David's last series of QT right? He's gotten unquestionably doddery, bless him.

>muh bonfire of worker's rights that are already enshrined in domestic legislation and common law rulings

>the audience is just pakis, numales and angry northerners

Every stereotypical Labour voter all in one place

hes a social democrat

no

TYPICAL ENGLISH WHORE WOMAN

cuz I've got a brand new combine harvester an I'll give you the key

SGT CORBYN'S PROLETARIAT WORKERS CLUB TROOP

>wen u realise mid debate that communism doesn't work

>MIGRANT IMPACT FUND

ONLY IF KINETIC

Ttip is shit tbf

the EU invented worker's rights you bigot

only lags if you 're not up to date on your TV License payments.

Get your affairs in order lad

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It's making for some great pantomime. Zero complaints.

ENNN AICH ESSSSS

haven't seen the obese single mother yet

express.co.uk/news/politics/593968/Corbyn-admits-Karl-Marx-my-communist-hero

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To be fair I think he is afraid that they would destroy the domestic legislation as well. Though personally I don't see it happening.

Why bring it up then?! Christ they are fucking retards

Corbyn is much more gracefully bald

>australia said it could be years before we have a trade deal

Wow that's probably because we need two years to negotiate leaving the EU first

>350 million a week to the NHS

Nobody has ever said this, the number flaunted by the official campaign was 150 million. What madness is this

>YES!
SLIMY SMITH PANICKING

Doesn't the migrant impact fund basically admit that migrants have a negative impact?

Did some corbyn comrade literally try and block the camera on Smith?

smith legit making shit up now

There are seriously people out there who honestly think we still had child chimney sweeps and shit in the 1950s.

Completely and utterly impossible. It would be political suicide.

Why is Owen Wearing feminist trigger glasses?

Imagine how horrible this debate would be if Labour had any chance of winning an elelction.

As it stands it's great fun knowing they are fucked no matter what

they're trying to ride the remainer butthurt all the way to 2020, same with the libdems
>pandering to a group unequivocally proven to be the minority of the country
yes, they are that stupid

>labour
>white

>muh tories
Yeah i'm going to bed
see you faggots in the morning

>this welsh cunt

Blairites are such scum

YES EXACTLY; IGNORE THE OPINIONS OF THE BRITISH PUBLIC

>the tories

taking the piss at this point

>IGNORE DEMOCRACY
Fucking hell this cunt is delusional

lets join the eu

Why can't we protect workers' rights ourselves?

Christ, everyone is taking a piece of Smith tonight

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