You Pussys Don't Need Guns for Self Defense

Just carry a legal knife (most knives are illegal in Canada but thats why you get a legal one) and use that as self defense. I do think guns should be banned but I do believe the current knifelaws should remain. I will tell you a self defense story that proves you only need a legal knife to defend yourself

>be me walking to the skatepark with a go-pro helmet recording
>carrying legal knife (I specifically say "legal" because so many idiots here carry illegal ones)
>See Golden Retriever off leech walking on sidewalk
>Dog sees me and starts running at me
>I instinctual pull out a knife aim it towards the dog so when the dog jumps on me it stabs his nose
>Dog still biting at me even though it's nose is mutilated
>Slit it's eye out
>Dog whimpers off with a trail of blood
>Owners come out swearing and threatening me, "I'm going to kill you fucking freak" says the husband
>Smile as I have this all recorded
>They call police
>Police come
>Show them my legal knife and the cop smiles and gives me nod when he realizes I actually care about self defense while caring about the law
>Show cops the video
>The man gets arrested for threatening me
>His little girl comes running out and bursts into tears when she sees the dog all cut up
>The dog has been put down by law because it attacked a random stranger
>The family has been sued successfully for $10, 000 by me because the dog attack caused me emotional distress

This is why Guns are pointless when you have legal knives.

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You know, that wasn't awful. You've a ways to go before you reach Australia-tier but I'll give you this one.

leaf me alone

>pussys

Stopped reading right there.

fug

>

>Carry a legal knife while criminals carry an illegal gun
>Just bring a knife to a gun fight guys, seriously

Yeah, in the US you generally have to kill home invaders because if you just injure them they can and will sue you. You will go to jail longer than they will. That's why we shoot to kill and most home invasions are stopped with deadly force.

youre the biggest fucking faggot Ive ever seen on the internet, you needed a fucking knife for a dog, jesus christ just kick and punch that fucker away. And you sued them? go fuck yourself leaf

I'm surprised he didn't suck it's dick.

>home invaders can sue you for shooting them

r-really? since when?

honestly, go fuck yourself leaf

How was that awful?

Nice conspiracy

That's kinda cruel though, murdering a human?

Probably in cucked states that don't have castle doctrine. In Florida, you have the right to use deadly force if you're on a camping trip and somebody is trying to enter your tent by force.

>thinking a human can take on a dog thats meant for killing
Maybe in the 1600s but humans in modern times have been domesticated.

It was a case in the past.

L E A F
P O S T

Fuck you, my home is literally my safe space. Don't you dare think you can come in uninvited. Fucking leaf.

Better watch that edge m8

I'm against that tho, they were stealing like 200 worth of jewerly and they have to die? Is a life worth like 200?

Alex Jones likes Canadians hes had them on his show

usnews.com/news/articles/2013/06/25/study-using-guns-for-defense-leads-to-fewer-injuries

idiot

>he's never fought a pitball or german shepherd

What's it like being the definition of numale?

I don't defend their actions I am just supporting them going to prison rather than dying Prisons actually cares about human life more than hospitals. They put a lot of work into making sure suicides don't happen.

I'm more likely to die if I try to defend myself with a knife as opposed to a gun. I'd prefer to maximize my chances, as a result I'm saving up money for a gun.

>attacked by a golden retriever
Fake, gay, etc.

>tl:dr.
No Step On Snek.

BIN

Prisons in the states don't rehabilitate. The prisoner gets out, does something stupid and goes right back in. You're doing the taxpayer and the criminal a favor by killing them.

not every leaf is a faggot
but you sure are.

>Numale
I consider myself really fucking alpha for not running away. If you asked me what I would have done I thought i would instinctually run away. I was very impressed with myself for doing what I did

>Didn't read a study from a random news site
>HEUHHEUH IDIOT
You're mentally ill

being misinformed about a topic you have a strong opinion on does make you an idiot, yes

Its illegal to carry anything with the intent to defend yourself in Canada. There is no "legal" and "illegal" self defense knives. If you carry a screwdriver with the intent to harm another individual that is illegal.

The nigger breaking into houses to take peoples' jewelry is worth less than the lead pellets going through him, but he might be there to rape/kill somebody so it's necessary to kill it to ensure the safety of humans.

Why is your life worth more than anothers?

They are nasty if you get to know them

But they value human life. Just like GITMO which lefties bitch about even though i like it because it cares a lot about human life so much it will forcefeed.

>fought a fucking golden retriever
you were too much of a fucking pussy to fight air bud so you fucking knifed its eye out and fucked up his nose.

How? I fought off a dog and slit it's eye, I mutilated it's nose and sued and had it put down. I am a man, dominion over nature.

in my shitty country you are not allowed to carry any type of knife

except if you are gypsy, then you can carry knives and guns.

KILL YOURSELF, JEW

Protip: if you ever thought you'd run away, you're not alpha.

get a life, bin that knife!

>they value life

Yeah, only because those lives bring them nearly pure profit.

No idiot, you're the idiot

Wrong it's only if you go out intending to kill someone, this was over in court.

Yeah? And?

yesh and what should he do until the police is there and if the other guys has weapons and whatever should he hold him in a figure four leg lock for an hour

Ok that's racist

>not running away from dangerous animals makes me beta
KEK

IDK but it's not worth a human life

>Gets PTSD from a dog attack
You're gonna have to leaf

>legal knife

...picture related is illegal to carry around here.

I sincerely doubt you stabbed a dog you dumbass nigger,

>retard doggo barks at op
>op whips out a gay swiss army knife that his nigger dad baught him
>shanks doggo
>have faggot gopro stuck on his autism helmet
>sperg out to police
>police realize they're dealing with a fucking autist
>police literally drop give op the free to go so they don't have to put up with autismlord

>YOU DON'T NEED GUNS BECAUSE I CAN DEFEND MYSELF FROM A DOG WITH A KNIFE

>YOU DON'T NEED GUNS BECAUSE I CAN DEFEND MYSELF FROM A DOG WITH A KNIFE
>YOU DON'T NEED GUNS BECAUSE I CAN DEFEND MYSELF FROM A DOG WITH A KNIFE
>YOU DON'T NEED GUNS BECAUSE I CAN DEFEND MYSELF FROM A DOG WITH A KNIFE
>YOU DON'T NEED GUNS BECAUSE I CAN DEFEND MYSELF FROM A DOG WITH A KNIFE

>You Pussys Don't Need Guns for Self Defense
Well its a good thing then that I have a right to carry a firearm for self defense.

>Just carry a legal knife (most knives are illegal in Canada but thats why you get a legal one) and use that as self defense.
A firearm is better than a knife for self defense.

>I do think guns should be banned
Well you're a fucking idiot.

>will tell you a self defense story that proves you only need a legal knife to defend yourself
Anecdotal evidence.

>That's kinda cruel though, murdering a human?
If someone would attempt to take my life, property, or rights, they deserve to die.

>I'm against that tho, they were stealing like 200 worth of jewerly and they have to die? Is a life worth like 200?
If you steal from someone else your life if forfeit.

>Why is your life worth more than anothers?
Because unlike you, we're not trying to take other people's rights and property away.

>golden retriever
>dangerous

WEW LAD.

How is anything thinking this story is real? What sort of ghetto trailer park do you have to live in to get attacked by a random dog being walked by its owners. In Canada.

I thought It was going to rip my flesh off. Also why are you making fun of me? The dog is the one that got BTFO, it got it's eye slit out and it's nose mutilated and was crying in pain and due to lawsuits was forced to be put down LOL.. The family told me that when they brought the dog into the euthanasia room it's almost like it knew it would be put down it was wimpering and crying.

LOL

So what? Even if thats true it shows i was brave enough to stab a dog in the eye even tho it's gross.

>scares off dog
>such a petty faggot you sue and want it put down

Keep telling yourself you're a real man. We're all going to continue laughing at you.

>Anecdotal evidence.
Exactly, thanks for proving me right

>If someone would attempt to take my life, property, or rights, they deserve to die.
I agree with your life, but not for property

>If you steal from someone else your life if forfeit.
LOL

>Because unlike you, we're not trying to take other people's rights and property away.
I never did that

It was snarling.

I live in the fourth safest city idiot.

Nigger you are beyond retarded for thinking we keep guns to defend ourselves from fucking house dogs you stupid nigger.

>scares off dog
No I left in bleeding and it's nose basically sawed off. oh and the eye was basically jello because the knife went right through the liquid.

Well then keep going on about your paranoid black helicopter fantasy.

>not putting 3 rounds of 7.62x54r into poochy
>not overpenetrating and having the rounds kill the owner on the porch
>and then fly through the wall of the owners house of kill his daughter too

So you're no better than a sandnigger and only abuse animals because they bark at you. A chihuahua will come running at you barking like it will rip your head off, are you going to start crying and fall on the ground as it's 5 pound frame jumps on you then stab it's eye and force to it be put down?

>Exactly, thanks for proving me right
Our rights are not subject to your one incident where you claim a knife was better than a firearm.

>I agree with your life, but not for property
My property is worth more than the life of someone who would take it from me. Don't like it? Don't take my property.

>I never did that
You advocate stripping us of our right to own firearms.
You advocate stripping us of our property ie firearms.

This is why we hate leafs.

The dog wanted to play with you/smell your butt and you assaulted it.
Good job.


When you make this same thread tomorrow to bait more people, I'll be there to tell you to go kill yourself.

t. paranoid dog stabber guy

>golden retriever
>attacking a person
I would've believed you if you said pit

That's a little fucked

I didn't stap it but I did get in an injury because I was walking by a chiwawa and it jumped at my legs so i just jumped out of the way and my right arm scraped a fense and got badly cut I tired to sue to get the dog put down but it didn't make it to the court.

Actually, they commit a huge number of attacks. Too many people think friendly breed = treat it however you want and it will always be friendly. So you get a lot of abused and mistreated ones that wind up lashing out.

>Our rights are not subject to your one incident where you claim a knife was better than a firearm.
Guns aren't a right

>My property is worth more than the life of someone who would take it from me. Don't like it? Don't take my property.
Think of the mans family, think of his children. His life might not be worth it to you but maybe to him it's worth a lot

>You advocate stripping us of our right to own firearms.
Not an argument

>You advocate stripping us of our property ie firearms.
And you are advocating stripping undocumented shoppers of their lives

What a retard

He wanted to rip my flesh off

Then why did he bite into me when I stapped his nose?

It's not assult if it's legal idiot

thats why it supirsed me

Guns are a right in our country you stupid nigger.

Gr8B8M8

knives are the weapons of thieves and assassins. . They're quiet, easy to conceal, and very effective up close, they rely on physical force.


Guns are the weapon of a righteous, civilized defender. The sound alerts everybody to the danger. Used at range allowing you to defend others. Relies on skill and tactics rather than brute force.

I would have taken your knife and gutted you with it and fed your meat to the dog you assaulted.

Gr8 b8 m8

THIS! I was really suprised that the little fucker came at me.

Nope Hillary will appoint a Supreme Court Judge that will ban guns, Hillary said now that Scalia is dead gun control can be established

>relies on skill and tactics
KEK no gun is just pull the trigger, it's a knife that depends on skill.

>Guns aren't a right

They are in the states, this is an english speaking imageboard hosted in the states, and 90% of gun control discussion is based around the laws in the states

Don't be a fucking idiot. Where the discussion is happening, it's written as a right.

You're a pussy who's afraid of a golden shepherd.

Then you would go to prison for 20 years

> Golden Retriever out for a walk with its family
> Sees me and is wants to be friends with and get petted by me
> Jump up to give me kisses
> I stab it in the face and cuts it eye out
>I smile as witness the emotional trauma I have inflicted on these people for no particular reason
>My dick gets hard when I realize that I have emotionally scared this small child by mutilating her beloved pet.
> I decide to further burden these poor people by suing them for "emotional damage"
>Feels good to be a shit posting leaf.

FTFY

If this would have happened to me, I would have killed you, taken your gopro and erased it, then called the cops and told them that you tried mugging me and my dog attacked you allowing me to kill you self defense.

>guns aren't a right
Maybe in Le current year Weedman land

>Hillary will win
>Hillary will that through congress
>The police will follow the order
>The police will survive us

>mfw how autistic this leaf kid is

>Guns aren't a right
Yes, they are. A constitutionally protected right.

>Think of the mans family, think of his children.
He should've thought about that before trying to take from me.

>is life might not be worth it to you but maybe to him it's worth a lot
Then he shouldn't have forfeited it by trying to end my life.

>Not an argument
You said "I do think guns should be banned" in your OP.
That is you wanting to strip us of our rights.

>And you are advocating stripping undocumented shoppers of their lives
Yes, if they attempt to steal from me.

Op if you're telling the truth post a screenshot from your video

Like I give a fuck.
People like you need to die off.
Besides, who would find you?
I fed your ass to the dog.

>no gun is just pull the trigger

Found the nigger.

>Nope Hillary will appoint a Supreme Court Judge that will ban guns,
So you admit that guns are a right in 'Merica, just that it's one waiting to be taken away?
When you do go kill yourself pls don't use a gun.
Jump off a building or something, I don't like it when gun suicides push gun control agendas.

>written as a right
and can be unwritten, U.N which is WORLDWIDE states guns are not a right

you're a pussy bitch who would of ran

>undocumented shoppers

>he thinks anyone should bat an eye at a bunch of illegals being shot dead for their crimes

Jesus christ OP this is the gayest shit I've seen in weeks. At least try next time, leafy faggot.

Oh look, a little faggot who loves the UN.
Suck my fat white dick little nigger.

You're disgusting, regardless of what you think of me I am a human being, not an animal

I've got 3 guns and just bought 1k more rounds for one of them. You wanna come onto my property and try to tell me that boy?

Only pussy faggots don't like guns.

>and can be unwritten, U.N which is WORLDWIDE states guns are not a right
My rights are not granted to me by the UN.

I do not recognize the UN as an authority over me.

I have the right to own firearms regardless of what the UN says.

They are illegal here and hillary will make it illegal

>Congress
>Anything more than a big "WE WUZ DEMOCRACY"
>implying it has any power

We're gunna build a border wall on the north,
not for the mussies that will be cucking op's dad,
but for op so he can't fucking be autistic here.

>They are illegal here and hillary will make it illegal
I have the right to own firearms regardless of what Hillary and/or the constitution says.

That's why they're called "constitutionally protected rights" and not "constitutionally granted rights"

>See Golden Retriever
>Golden retriever
>Implying that golden retrievers are aggressive in the same way pitbulls are.
>Pretends to slash the eyes out of one of the most docile and friendly breeds ever.

Do they teach canucks how tobve retarded in school, or is it just bred into you?

>Yes, they are. A constitutionally protected right.
The constitution was written by rich old WASPY men, who gives a rats behind what they think?

>He should've thought about that before trying to take from me.
He did, just not your jewerlly which you don't even need

>Then he shouldn't have forfeited it by trying to end my life.
I agree with that, but if he just wanted to STEAL from you not kill you

>You said "I do think guns should be banned" in your OP.
a non-argument

>Yes, if they attempt to steal from me.
THat's fucked

K

im aryan

>like i give a fuck
>post with rage

Gun Control will not happen
in the same way that
OP's gay story did not happen