You've heard of No-Fap November, but are you ready to take the ultimate challenge for your country? Introducing the #Pure4Trump challenge. To participate, simply abstain from pornography and masturbation until you've arrived at a polling place and filled out a ballot for DONALD J TRUMP. Not only will you fighting the eternal globalist at the polls, you'll be working to take down the Jewish pornography industry and its genocidal plot against the white birth rate.
Benefits of staying #Pure4Trump: >Restoration of natural hormone levels >HIGH ENERGY >Increased attractiveness to the opposite sex >Increased productivity at your job, school or business >Decalcification of the pineal gland >Higher quality memes >More time to campaign against Hillary
>Q: I usually masturbate to cartoons. Can I participate? Yes! Just delete your hentai folder and any other (((influences))) that tempt your hands to wander. Your waifu deserves better than to be raped by faceless Japanese men.
>Q: I'm from Argentina. Does #Pure4Trump help me? Yes. Even if you can't vote for Trump yourself, you can lend your meme energy to his victory this November. Remember, the globalist Jew's plan leads to the destruction of all nations and races.
>Q: Will #Pure4Trump help me get gf? Absolutely! If you start now, your testosterone levels will be so high by Election Day that you'll be struggling to keep qt3.14159s from jumping you at the polling place.
This November, let's all come together to make America great again!
Benjamin Carter
maga~
Christopher Wood
shouldnt a post ending in -45 be a trump get?
Liam Barnes
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Joshua Hughes
And bye
Adrian Baker
Your dubs says yes.
Jonathan Harris
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Jaxson Nelson
what's this anime girls name? I'm looking her up for my next fap
Adrian Johnson
Stop responding to this thread, move to the other one. sage
Ethan Scott
NO MORE PORN
STILL GOING TO MASTURBATE THOUGH
DEAL WITH IT
Daniel Moore
Other thread was deleted.
Ryan Johnson
I hope Trump does something special in NYC on 9/11, that would be great optics.
Dyin' Lyin' Illary Clinton is on ACE Inhibitors for stroke prevention. >FACT: In late 2012 Hillary was diagnosed with a blood clot. In her brain.
Blood clots cause strokes, and Hypertension is the most important modifiable risk factor for ischemic stroke.
What is a premier hypertension medication, and causes persistent dry coughing in many cases? ACE Inhibitors(ACEI) Many people will require treatment with more than one antihypertensive drug to achieve BP control, so she's probably taking a thiazide diuretic as well. This explains why she is taking B12 supplements, as B vitamins are water soluble. >jama.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=1791497
Dyin's doctor could prescribe her ARBs instead of ACEi, which might get rid of the cough, but ARBs are not as effective and have increased mortality in comparison. Why would Illary go for something that is less effective when she knows she can lie her way around the coughing? >Extensive clinical trials confirm that ARBs have no unique role in the prevention of stroke. If one considers the unique cardiovascular protective benefits of angiotensin-converting enzyme inhibitors, however, the choice of first-line therapy for prevention of stroke is perhaps not a choice at all! >stroke.ahajournals.org/content/40/9/3161.full
Illary's official doctor report says she is on Coumadin, Thyroid meds, antihistimines, and vitamin B12: no hypertensive medication. Why wouldn't she be on hypertension medication after a blod clot was found in her brain? Why is her blood pressure 100/65? It doesn't add up.
Illary is playing up "seasonal allergies" to downplay the cough: if we knew she was on a full regimen of anti-stroke medication, there would be legitimate concerns that she may have a stroke at any time. By downplaying her cough as a "seasonal allergy," she can hide her health from the public while having the potential smokescreen of the "misdiagnosis" of a cough caused by "routine blood pressure medication."
Blake Martinez
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Fuck these mods
Oliver Cooper
So...will an international nuclear crisis right now help or hurt Trump?
yeah that's a real load of shit that means this leafshill faggot msut have reported it
Nathaniel Allen
>including the finnish shill link >the other thread gets deleted MODS = FAGS
Jonathan Wood
The first thread usually stays up, shill. Thanks, but no thanks.
Jayden King
In 2012 when Hillary fell and had her "concussion," during a follow-up examination, doctors said they found a blood clot in her head and diagnosed her with "cerebral venous sinus thrombosis" an uncommon disease which can have "stroke-like symptoms" >cnn.com/2012/12/31/politics/hillary-clinton-hospitalized/ >The clot was located in the vein between the brain and and the skull behind Clinton's right ear and did not result in any stroke or neurological damage, her doctors said in a statement.
It's no wonder that they'd want to cover this up as a simple concussion.
Soon after Illary's "concussion," she was photographed wearing glasses that had a fresnel lens, supposedly for correcting double vision(diplopia) as a result of said "concussion". Interestingly, diploplia is a transient visual symptom(TVS), a common complaint of patients suffering from TIA. >stroke.ahajournals.org/content/44/12/3312.full.pdf
Back to hillary's "cerebral venous sinus thrombosis"
>Sinus and cerebral vein thrombosis is easily missed if the correct imaging X-ray study is not done. The usual routine CT or MRI, as are often done for evaluation of stroke or bleeds into the head, are often normal. >The health care professional who evaluates the patient with severe headache or neurological symptoms needs to think about sinus and cerebral vein thrombosis, otherwise the diagnosis is easily missed.
An uncommon illness with "stroke-like symptoms" that needs special evaluation? Diagnosed after a "routine follow up MRI" for "concussion"?
Yeah fucking right.
Colton Baker
Great. Now we're going to have epic thread wars thanks to that faggot spamming enough.
Lucas Smith
WHAT DID TRUMP MEAN BY THIS WHEN HE POSTED THIS ON HIS OFFICIAL FACEBOOK ACCOUNT 8 HOURS AGO BROS?????????
Matthew Evans
How is Trumps education policy?
Is he pandering to nogs too hard?
tbqh i woudln't wnat niggers at my kids school if i was rich
Blake Taylor
This talk of Jeb vs Hillary,show down of the century,two political dynasties fighting for the finish line. Remember in the "godfather" the Don said follow the money? That's how you find the trail. This was election w a s going to make all, wheelbarrow of money. Billions on tv, advertising,marketing,. Then trump came along and ruined it all. Hes gotten the lead from free social media, and never refusing a interview. At a fraction of the price.
Isaiah Walker
You can pick your schools, so they actually have to be competitive to get students.
OP IS A HILLSHILL FAGGOT that website contains a worm
Easton Lee
help so far
Zachary Gutierrez
REMINDER
Donald Trump is the Nixon candidate. Nixon was on the verge of making America great again in 1974, but he was thwarted by treacherous Dems. Nixon gave Trump his blessing in one final hope to save America in the future.
Logan Carter
Was that the military vote I keep seeing referenced?
Carter Evans
We're winning.
Adam Gray
The ultimate redpill is that the gid kek is not real, trump will disappoimt us in some way as president , and getting doubles is simple chance without meaning
Alexander Ortiz
SHILL THREAD LOOK AT THE LINKS
FUCKING LEAF
Christian Jackson
>Broncos win Owl >Panthers got Cinnamin'd tonight >Trump is winning in November
WHAT A FANTASTIC YEAR.
Isaiah Ward
Just be ready to make a new thread when this one is over. It doesn't feel right discussing american politics on a canadian made board. Trump wouldn't approve.
Joseph James
Charter schools allow you to not get locked into sending your kids to terrible school districts, and aren't subject to as much wagon-circling by teachers' unions.
That's not something that only brown people would appreciate having.
Justin Adams
Lmao his useless campaign staff can't even get the letters straight
Watergate... I don't even have words looking back on that bullshit kiddy-glove shit. Hillary was a part of it too, wasn't she?
If anyone needs a lick of proof as to how far we've fallen, it's comparing Nixon's crimes to Obama's every day activities.
Luis Brooks
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Anthony Diaz
what letters
Ryan Taylor
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Jaxson Hill
Arkansas checking in.
Kayden Roberts
>crooked >the joke >you
Cooper Jones
She was kicked off the investigation for unethical behavior.
Carson Evans
Obama won't do shit about this except maybe send them money.
Oliver Thomas
>Your Sup Forums is a shadow of what it once was, most having bailed. >Your Sup Forums is ran by an a literal autist who's a massive nintendrone >Your Sup Forums is dead >Your /fit/ is dead >Your /m/ is dead >Your Sup Forums is a meme infested shitposting ground, much like ours >/baphomet/ went underground, thus killing off the biggest thing you had going for you >Gamergate is dead >/newsplus/ is a concentration camp where mods will ban you for the slightest mistake >Your /k/ doesn't have the community like our /k/ does >Your Sup Forums, while decent, is suffering from CTR shills and collapsing quality, all while the mods only come in to delete and ban anyone saying something about Trump they don't like. Most often they're hanging out on their private IRC channels >Your Sup Forums, easily your best board, bailed after Hotwheels let that retard Josh fix his site and have not come back since.
Besides Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /monster/, that's really all you have. Every other board is either sparsely populated or dead
Samuel Brown
See what they did here? The last OP said to take the shill link out of the thread because he forgot. Then someone replied "LEAVE IT IN"
Shill leaf makes thread 200 posts early so he can say "I made it first!!!" but fails to link it before the real thread, without the shill link.
Zachary Ross
My boys just won, post some feel good trump vids
Charles Watson
But without sexual release testosterone production will reduce.
Thomas Jenkins
KEK She was fired from the watergate commission because she was caught lying under oath, nigger and chief cannot even keep his kum dumpster of a daughter from acting out in public to shame him wouldn't surprise me if she came out wearing a Trump hat to kuck her dad.
Lucas Lopez
Friendly reminder that Hillary is dying.
>Awoo 2/10, dead meme
Chase Edwards
>donaldjdrumpf.com >donaldtrump2016online
Charles Hughes
Also don't forget, in the last thread we just saw a mod "false flag" deleting awoo posts. That was a false flag against the awoo posters to make them feel they're being "persecuted" when they're not.
Jose King
Dipshit mods deleted the wrong fucking thread
Brayden Mitchell
We're use to disappointment,we see lame shills every day. They never try hard it's like they have lost the heart, for the true battle of wills and facts
Andrew Sullivan
This isn't even anime
Camden Adams
Trump threads are so shit lately.
CTR isn't even directly arguing with us. They've gotten better and inserted malware into the OP and spammed more anime.
I hardly coming here when I do it's a shitfest
Lincoln Evans
>a total nutjob
Nolan Cox
Absolutely FURIOUS at Mark Levin's endorsement of Trump. I thought he was one of the more intelligent guys. It seems like Glenn Beck is the only commentator with some integrity left.
Donald unleash a Cleveland steamer in Hillary's floor and make her wash it down with toilet water. As you wish fellow American Donald replied. youtu.be/SYE593jd1Fs
Easton Perry
That because 4/pol/ is dead, 8/pol/ is blooming, and 0/pol/ is sprouting.
Adam Roberts
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Brody Nguyen
we really need to freshen up the entertainment section.
Tyler Green
I copy/past the OP into a notepad to take thes out. The prior thread had the 2016online link in it, but the donaldjdrumpf link is new to the Canada thread (since I didn't correct that for the now deleted OP).
I'd make a new thread but I'll probably get banned or something so we'all gonna be in a shill thread for 200 posts.
Jeremiah Williams
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Elijah Phillips
well then the old op was a hillshrill.
Do ur DD and skim the thing b4 u copy pasta
Gabriel Ross
>4/pol/ is dead Nigger what?
Connor Sullivan
>implying
I'm 99% sure the OP that manages the pastebin since October isn't trying to put malware on your PC.
Anime hasn't even been in any of the recent threads.
Nolan Sanchez
What really hurt cripplechan was the fact that the new owner of Sup Forums is better than moot
moot's actions gave that chan at least two major influxes of population
Julian Morales
Pretty much always happens when it's a slow cycle. Pretty much no one reads the OP to the point I have to link new fags to streams.
It sucks and it's nice not seeing it on OPS but what is even shit tier is mods deleting the other thread.
Aiden James
I thought it was a parody.
Jesus christ the janny is new as shit!
Adam Rivera
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
Connor Bennett
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Asher Cook
Are you retarded?
Joseph Martinez
Trump has said repeatedly that NUCLEAR is the biggest threat to the world today.
Obongo and shillary keep insisting its climate change.
So draw your own conclusions
Aaron Allen
Thank God I'm not the only who realizes what's going on here.
They spam tons of pedo anime, it was so obvious in the last thread. You could see how butthurt he/she was about the "Pure4Trump" bot post encourage people not to masturbate. I thought "oh that's nice, how nice of someone to encourage us to be better." Not this shill. He/she spent the whole thread increasing his/her anime spamming 100x and replying everyone "REMEMBER TO MASTURBATE GOYS SO WE CAN MAGA!!!"
And when that was appearing to fail, they started false flagging against "muh poor awoo/anime posters!"
As if being against the pedo porn spamming degenerates means you're against this other harmless stuff too.
Jaxson Foster
Who gives a shit about other boards, the sole reason 8ch exists is to offer a place for high quality discussion for everyone who left in the Cuckchan exodus.
Our Sup Forums is well moderated and we almost never deal with shills because our mods make the effort to actually keep it clean. Shills are banned left and right.
Ethan Gutierrez
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Evan Gomez
>when your parents ask why you were at Clinton's server hosting company building
Ryder Hall
post more cirno
Colton Perez
>The last OP said to take the shill link out of the thread because he forgot. OP of that thread, here.
I actually made a few threads tonight, and accidentally left the link in two of them.
Felt like a dumbass for doing so.
But yeah, these faggots intentionally shilling the link so much that they make a new thread 50-100 posts before Bump Limit are fucking faggots.
Ian Taylor
Both Jim and Hiro are honestly shitty in their own ways. Hiro for being incompetent and not doing anything, and Jim for being a scumbag who forced the cripple out, got rid of TOR and VPN posting, banned anyone who talked shit about him, and then never bothered to post again.
Hiro may be an idiot, but Jim is a piece of shit
Brody Edwards
Nth for the free market
Brayden Stewart
>That slightly crooked "Clinton"
If that is real then wew fucking lad, top bantz
Colton Jenkins
HOW'S THAT JOHNSON/WELD TICKET WORKING OUT FOR YOU, LIBERTARIANS?
My Libertarian friends when he was nominated: >Finally a sane alternative to Hillary and Trump! >Austin Petersen would never have made the debate stage >Bill Weld is a compromise we have to make!
My Libertarian friends now: >Fuck it, I guess it's a lost cause
That's what you get you shortsighted idiots. Enjoy your Muppet/Neocon ticket and getting 1% in the GE again
It's THE meme election and they didn't nominate any of the meme candidates
What IS Aleppo? I guess I'll have to get smarter
Josiah Miller
Well what do you expect, moot was being cucked and worked by SJW pussy right before it all collapsed and he quit.
Owen Peterson
Unauthorized TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS (The New TNN) SEPTEMBER 8, 2016
MORNING >Trump Tweet regarding forum >”Wow, reviews are in - THANK YOU!” *STORY OF THE DAY* >Gary Johnson on MJ: “What is Aleppo?” >H has “””press conference””” >dodges question about concussion >doubles down>>NO ground troops in Syria ever >even if intelligence says the situation warrants >earpiece rumors loom >H fans attack Lauer >Don Jr opines: “Hey Hillary fans who thought Lauer was tough on her last night…” >”Welcome to our every waking moment, and that was nothing! #maga” AFTERNOON >Trump in Cleveland delivering education speech >coins name, “trigger-happy Hillary” >small crowd for H in NC >barely fills HS gym >71% of doctors say Hillary’s health concerns are “serious” >”possibly disqualifying” >Rand: “Trump would be a better commander in chief” >71 Yr old man robbed/shot in Chicago >Florida Walmart has 9/11 tribute made of coke 12 packs. >Hillary on Isis: “They are saying, ‘Oh please, Allah, make Trump president of America” >“They hope that Allah delivers America to Trump” EVENING >AOL headline: Kim Jong-un suspects citizens are mocking him, reportedly bans sarcasm >H campaign fundraises off Matt Lauer’s performance >Korea tests nukes NEW >Israel and Palestine are sitting down for peace talks — and Vladimir Putin is the host POLLS >Morning Consult: NH,IA,NM,NV:C+1 (T+3 in NM H2H), MN,OH:C+2, ME,WI:C+3, NC,T+3, FL,PA:T= >Magellan: CO,C+5 >Suffolk: NC,T+3 >Quinnipiac: OH,T+4, FL,T=, PA,C+5
Yeah, that's totally not a shill link or anything.
Also thanks for fucking up shills, this proves the donaldtrump2016online thing is a shill site because we have one thread without the link, and another with obvious shills links.
They've been impersonating TrumpOP for months, either that or he/she was a shill all along.
Chase Murphy
If you classify constant shitposting, shilling, CTR threads and literally no quality content as "alive", then you'd be right in that regard.
Anyone even slightly knowledged knows Sup Forums is dead, and it's been dead for years on. Only newfags in denial say otherwise.
