>Be white and proud of your heritage
>Still a failure
>Be white and proud of your heritage
>Still a failure
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>f4
holy shit, kill yourself
I did this my very first game of chess, except I was black. did f7 to f5, and was instantly checkmated by my dad, who showed no mercy. after beating me in seconds, he immediately ditched me. I was 5 or 6 at the time
"heh, stick to checkers, kid." lmao what an asshole
>I love chess
lets you see who has some culture
and how far ahead they can think
I have fallen in love, please who is that?
I need to buy a home already, so I can have a mews, and get a Goshawk.
>e2 to e3
>fool dont move g8 or g7
>laughs
wait how is that checkmate
can't you still do g7 to g6 to protect your king?
ah, you're right. I guess I didn't remember that right. I know I l definitely lost in 2 moves, which means I was white and did f2 to f3, then g2 to g4
u must protect f2 (as white) or f7 (as argentina) in the beginning of the game to avoid Blitzkrieg
Was this it?
Made that mistake before. I think it takes 3-4 moves. The black moves a pawn. Gets his rook out and you're fucked if you don't protect your king.
what a loser
No wonder he left you
No, it is a 2 move checkmate. 4 moves total, but they don't count mate per player. For example if someone says, mate in 5, they don't mean 5 between both players. It's counted like a set, when each player has made a move, it counts as one turn. Hope that makes sense. I know I did a shit job of explaining.
>>Be white and proud of your heritage
>chess
>white
Chess was invented in India and made popular by Arabs.
DIS AIN'T WINDOWS NIGGA
ALT+F4 AINT GON WORK HOMEY
LMAO11111
PLAY E4 OR SOMESHIT
FUKS SAKE
You did a fine job. While I would say 4 moves because I don't play chess but know the moves each piece can move, I never really got into it. My mom would kick my ass at it when I was very young. Like 5-6 years old.
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Clearly white wanted to play c4 but is too retarded to understand the meta of modern opening theory
Birds opening is fine you autist.
You are one of those fags that can't onto dynamic play.
A true Anglo could open with that and still wreak black. It's just not straightforward.
I bet your mixed or asain
It's ok if your elo is below 2000, if it's above you are going to get rekt
>1.f4 is a bad move
Is this the birth of an epic new meme?
White and Japanese people and Poo in Loo's are the best at it