When has Sup Forums lost you the opportunity to get a gf or laid?

You guys are gonna be mad at me for this one:
>be 5'6 manlet
>be 22
>NEET who lives with grandparents but things are looking up, spent all my saved money from last job to go to a legit coding bootcamp in a month where 80% of the graduates get bigboi jobs
>Used to be pretty /fit/ but got /fat/ however ive lost 25 of the 50 pounds i put on.
>go to aunts house in alabama for cousins wedding
>Aunt has a 24 year old housemate who is 5'10
>First night, start drinking and when drunk im not autistic, housemate starts hitting on me and i respond not autisticly but i think she's joking cause imma manlet anyways
>second night, Dont drink cause dont want to do that in front of grandparents, family etc.
>third night, think she actually likes me, get weirded out and give her cold shoulder
>fourth and final night, Im sitting studying getting ready for a coding bootcamp while everyones getting hammered outside
>Cool Aunt (tm) walks up me
>user, WTF are you doing, theres a woman outside getting drunk who wants to fuck you, are you retarded???
>tell her i would need to get drunk to even go back to nonautism levels, and i dont like wine or scotch&water (only drinks in the house)
>She gives me money to go the store
>Get craft beer
>Get hammered and talk to tall qt
>Later on im in the kitchen
>she walks in
>We are all alone
>She starts getting closer to me and puts her and around me
>Start making out
>she grabs my kek
>Grab boobs, bite her shoulder etc
>user im coming into your room tonight
>fuck yes
>go downstairs we act normal
>later that night
>She goes to bed
>looks at me before she goes in
>My grandpa says something about trump
>have heart to heart with grandpa about Sup Forums related shit, he's happy im not a liberal cuck
>go upstairs, wait in bed for a minute
>qt doesnt come in
>walk into room of qt, she's passed out
>nudge her, doesnt wake up
>go back to room and jack off

Damn
I cucked myself by talking about right wing politics, baka. Could have had sex with a tall qt

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You absolute retard. C'meer you, you need a hug

Fugging a qt is a nights worth of pleasure

But your talks with grandpa stay with you forever

I know, I was drunk and thought me and my grandpa only talked for like 15 minutes, but it turned out to be 45 kek. Its whatever I have many more opportunities to get laid now that im getting /fit/ again.

>virginity status: protected

thank god

You sound like a dirty Italian. Don't bring your playground middleschool tier autistic stories here. You're as bad as the people that post a facebook conversation they had with their brother and yell Sup Forums btfo. Complete cringe.

a girl whos not politically aligned with you is a girl not worth your dick, you desperate permavirgin. fuck off to /soc/ or /r9k/

Nice blog, faggot. Reported.

>be 5'6
Just be yourself :^)

Stop fapping, idiot.

Never. On the contrary, my success rate went up. I think its because you got fat, not because of Sup Forums.

>meet with non-White SJW fairy gay faggot and his feminist SJW faghag
>discuss politics
>BTFO them
>at some point he says "With your logic Hitler did nothing wrong"
>"he didn't"
>throw lots of redpills
>take him back home
>assfuck him five times during the night
Feels good man.

THIS X1000 WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ONE NIGHT WITH THE VAGINAL JEW

Sup Forums has only gotten me laid
liberal chicks love hearing about Trumps policies and the idea of a great nation, even if they disagree they love passion and a man who says he wants to take care of a woman without handouts.

Women are instinctively judgemental on a man's height. Cruel.

It goes back to our primal days where the tall man picks the fruit from the tree. Where as the manlet can not.

It's a cruel world. Let that be your motivation and determination.

Lol you are living in your gpas house lol and trying to fuck slut

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>sister says she has a friend thats super in to me
>"can i see a pic?"
>shes asian

I WONT RACE MIX Sup Forums!!!!

Asian is fine depending on the region

Dubs of truth

Keep your bloodline clean brother.

just bang her you cuck. you dont have to raise a family, this race mixing meme is going so goddamn far that you nerds are cucking yourselves?

9/10 server i liked told me im the first white guy shes been on a date with as a "joke" decline staying over cause coal burner and immediately switched to a still pretty cute but super short server who makes me cookies all the time. Thanks Sup Forums i probably avoided a disease

I hate women every day more and more. I have turned down the opportunity to have sex with a woman that I know is a whore. I have had sex with her before. Not again.
She is also very fat.