Redefine Gender Identity

With the whole gender identity issue, let's fuck with people's heads! We should start a new trend. Sexually identify as Apache attack helicopters, flowers, corn, zucchini or something. I for one sexually identify as an A-10 Warthog

What do you identify as Sup Forums?

i am willing to bet huge monies you're underage b&
sage

Do you really want me to show you what i look like numbnuts?

Maybe YOU'RE the underage one

Go for it. Either way you're autistic

How would I know if i was?

Says the bitch nigga not blessed by Kek

I always wanted to be a combat cyborg...

What's stopping you?

I identify as a white boipucci destroyer

Well hey there, sexy Warthog. I'm a Ka-50 Black Shark. Wanna hang out, kill some shitskins maybe?

Remove This Kebab

Flush yourself pls

Thats not a helicopter

Roast this kebab Ka-50 senpai

We're redefining gender identity here

I now identify as the Supreme Ruler of planet Earth. All of you should now check your privilege and bow before your new master.

Well now i identify as syphilis

ur arteries r roasted

Remove Kebab

How about not paying attention to it?
The people worked up about these things have either an agenda. A mental illness or too much time on their hands

Its a joke senor souless

Lighten the fuck up

Did Hitler kill your sense of humor too?

Huh, i guess he did

How did this shit even begin? Transsexuals make up like a fraction of a percent in any fucking country yet they are discussed daily.

This. I really dont see why everyone gives them this much attention.

That's why i made this thread: as a joke. And I'm trying to get #RedefineGenderIdentity trending for lulz

OP, this idea was a lot funnier years ago before all the crazy trannies became acceptable in the mainstream.

Seriously, did Hitler murder Europe's sense of humor too?

You're like four years late if you think "Sexually identify as Apache attack helicopters, flowers, corn, zucchini or something" is funny at all.

It's still relevant Noob Gingrich

>trips!

gender isn't real
"gender is a societal construct"
here is a list of 32 made up ones, for New York City to SJW legaly

Coming from a country that gave the world The Dudesons

What does that even have to do with anything? Are you actually underaged and/or mentally challenged?

I could ask the same for your retarded country

I identify as a white fucking Australian male, you fucking faggot.

Sexually identifying as an attack helicopter was pretty funny the first three or four times I read it, I'll grant you that.

There is a saying in Russian: Maл клoп, дa вoнюч - The bug is small but stinky.
And since we have all these nice things like twitter and easily accessible internet those bugs can stink even more.

Your cannon is a work of art

My nipples shoot air to surface missles

Fag.

I'll have you know i identify as a versatile ground support aircraft you cissy

Russell Crowe can't act or fight and is a pussy faggot

Uguu~

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Kek I love these.

And the "why" boner returns

You're welcome senpai

Kek works in mysterious ways...