What is his endgame?

What is his endgame?

1 billion +

Being Groot.

I am Groot.

Selling a shitton of merchandise.

seize the means of production

I am Groot, I am Groot. I.... am Groot.

We are Groot.

we want the meme character audience

to sell toys.

this character getting popular is fucking embarrasing and even more so the fact that is yout typical ''cute tallking CGI shit'' that Hollywood puts on their product movies all the time

I hate it, especially as a baby, I want to bully Groot until he cries and do things that are bad to wood to him

It reminds me of how I always hated Stuart Little, I used to fantasize about bullying him and making him cry and then torturing him and slowly pouring water while he's in something until he drowns, Groot has made me feel like I always felt about Stuart and I hate him

to grow big and strong

Provide the mouse with office furnishings.

become groot sell fluffy baby groots

ALLAHU GROOTBAR

Tell me more about your fantasies user

the fact that this wasn't the first post means we lost

Yes I see your highness! How Brilliant!

At the very least since you're posting on Sup Forums we don't have to worry about you spreading your crazy person genes anywhere. Just in case though, go to mexico and get a back alley castration procedure.

>I am Groot

I am Groot

Becoming Rocket's husbando.

>It reminds me of how I always hated Stuart Little,
You mentioned that in the other thread about child characters that make people mad. Shut up about it for one day, would you?

Making me realize how much more I preferred the other Groot.

Being Cute

le I am Groot XD

They literally turned him into a minion.

Giant sentient Tree/Spaceship.
Not even kidding.
Some one post the page from the captain america issue leading up to Secret Wars.

Mantis will make him bigger.

Being Groot.

'the fuck's wrong with you?

underrated

Mantis made me bigger already.

Double the net value of Pop!