Trigger cringe thread

I'd ask why Facebook pushes this shit down everyones throats, but I think i already know the answer...

post your best(worst) cringe goyim.

will submit a few of my own that will inevitably drive me to drink

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Part 1

part 2

shopped version.
also bump

part 3

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So that happened to all these men?

This was enraging until i remembered this all happened in canada, so this surprisingly evaporated all the rage it generated. Funny that.

>those who don't drive hybrids don't deserve sympathy?
>????
>profit
pic not related, but it's what drove me to make this thread.

even in the "most vile place on the web" doxxing will get a hardban instantly


but apparently it's OK if you disagree with them though..

>girl=vagina
TRIGGERED

>I didn't realize my vagina came with a terms & conditions manual

I'm not surprised in the slightest, you dumb bitch.

brits are easily startled
i forgot it's the wee hours & britbongs are up


here's some of the best(worst) I've got


the amount of reblogs & likes on this one - especially disturbing

Doesn't tell me why the house isn't clean you stupid tart.

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I know drinking is considered degenerate, however the wine will soon be opened & its not a daily occurrence


>moved to the California bay area(sjw central), worst calendar year of my adult life finally passes, today I get offered librarian position in wine country southern California where I just moved from


fate can be so cruel

underrated post

smhthbfam, put this shit next to "time to man up and marry a used-up basket case"

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>acts completely degenerate and unladylike
>wonders why men are completely uninterested
>blames men


Jesus Christ, you can't make this shit up

What these people don't realise is that we're not saying it's the woman's fault that they got raped. Only that they should take steps to prevent it.

Are you fucking kidding me? They're playing the man up card after all of the feminist bullshit they've been pushing? I'm done.

underrated post

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I totally agree with her.

If I get drunk to the point of paralysis and take a random stranger home, only to find that they steal all of my shit, that makes me a fucking moron.

Bitches don't understand personal accountability.

we can't into logic britbong, this is Facebook
any well informed posts will be deleted or buried by all-caps spurg lords

see
Isreal is bringing the bantz, literally laughed out loud & nearly woke my sleeping 8 month old nephew
running out of trigger posts however, here's proof of the CTR raid

I too found it hard do sympathize with Fort Macmurray

Not because of them being wasteful or whatever

But because considering how much the Albertans have started forest fires over here I couldn't help but laugh and say "karma is a bitch ain't she"

Also I just tend to dislike Albertans in general the same way most Americans hate commiefornia and really a full genocide of Alberta (along with nuking Toronto) would fix Canada once and for all

Pol thinks this isn't true

I mean, if you get plastered and bring a girl home and she steals all your shit, it absolutely is your fault.

The girl's a piece of shit, still your fault though.

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fuck off CTR

hillary is a war hawk anyone with an internet connection will discover the foundation slush fund easily

>Pol thinks this isn't true

wew lad, you come here often?

>Pol thinks this isn't true
Why do you think we're voting for him?

I don't care if my candidate is evil, because if she doesn't win, someone evil will get elected.

Logic

personal responsibility aside, I posted originally because she's a terrible person

Alberta, namely Calgary, is the best location in Canada. It has the one and only chick fil a in Canada. Dog bless.

Don't ever compare Alberta with California you son of a bitch.

not Facebook but a popular dating app

degeneracy general

"Then when I came to 3 days later, After applying gauze and ointment to my face, i did what I shouldve done in the first place and got the house cleaned."

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i officially take back every bad thing I ever said about Isreal, literally based as fuck.

first time ive seen a guamball on Sup Forums.
R A R E
A
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True dat

>decries rapists
>advocates retribution against all males because of the actions of a minority

Should stary a semi-serious #notallmen

>you're girl so act like one
To be frank, this triggers me as well. Clueless idiots trying to guilt you into conformity, just switch the genders and you have things like "real men do x", "man up and get married" etc.

>Also I just tend to dislike Albertans in general the same way most Americans hate commiefornia
You're really fucking stupid.

>WE
>WUZ
>fightin
>kANGZ

& sheeiiiiiit
i dont believe in fighting & think I am above it - but if someone attacks me they will get disarmed, cuffed into zipties, kicked in the face while on the ground defenseless, then I will call the cops + press charges

the cops will believe me over a thug I am a school teacher

i am not afraid to use weapons
my friends(WITNESSES) will all lie for me +
the cops lie as an interrogation technique (perfectly legal) all the time


i won't feel bad if you deserve it, no matter what race you are

I don't get it. Why would a white person take a Trump victory as an excuse to harass and assault black people? I thought that's what we had police for.

Meanwhile niggers use trumps existence as an excuse to attack white people

This sounds really amazing if it were true, sadly trump is too kosher for that

that would be a terms and conditions agreement.

the manual comes in tampon packets and should really be written in emoji.

glorification of pharmaceutical industry complex ah yes perfect


take your pills goyim we've been working hard on normalizing them

i dont even remember trump talking about black people being niggers. hes literally said shit about mexicans and muslims and niggers think hes being racist to them too

xanax is fucking heroin that shit is addicting and will fuck your life up

shit has landed me in court

Nah, the liberal media guaranteed me that he said something along the lines of gassing all the niggers and spics.

let's take some Sup Forums doubles memes but make them about degeneracy instead

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greentext it

W I T N E S S E D

kek, unintentional dubs

still based

have seen many lives ruined by opiates -
kratom was just recently banned so the self medicated cure is impossible now

sickening

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why is it this way?
social media was never this disgusting

Think about this. If he was going to do stupid shit that goes against the interests of the country, there are people to stop him. He's not going to walk in saying "I'm going to nuke china and mexico", have government agents hand him a big red button with an antenna hanging out and say "go for your life"

The president isn't all powerful like in a communist dictatorship, he needs the approval of congress to make any significant changes, and if it's stupid shit that'll get everyone killed - they won't let him pass it.

I just fucking can't anymore

Yes your vagina came with a terms & condition manual.

Its called responsibel parents and biology.

Deal with it dumb fuck or kill your self.

it's time to delete Facebook

Uch, FINALLY!

>woman
>vagina
It's 2016, what do vaginas have to do with being a woman?

What does empowering even mean anymore? It's basically used as a free pass to do stupid shit.

This post makes me so happy. It shows the level of butthurt that will ensue when he is elected.

Did somebody say degeneracy general?

"I'm asking for a clean house, cunt, not a palace. I've been working all the day, what the fuck have YOU been doing?"

>being THIS jealous of trucks he will never drive because he's a massive cuck

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Tss... I know I would.

"Barry's out of office? Welp, time to start the race war."

I don't think this need to be shopped, that's just messed up.

new zealand feminist

Jesus Christ I thought it was only the cali girls who were cringe-tier

i have an entire folder of tinder screenshots

my roommates & i play a game called "tinder tv" where we mirror our phones onto a 65“ flat-screen +vote left or right by yelling at the TV

it's a wonderful game & usually hilarious

what program do you use?

>trump: fascist dictator
>people will die
>but not under hillary

is this the american education? did no one ever learned what fascism fucking means other than MUH HITLER?

>must want face sat on

but I would die

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Nope. Too much ideological subversion by the soviets. You know, because you fucking LOST.

>You're not allowed to vote for who you want
>The Land of the Free

Maybe we would have won... IF THERE WASNT SOME STUPID NEW WORLD COUNTRY TRYING TO STOP US

>i didn't realize my vagina came with a terms & conditions manual

>where are all the REAL MEN

>I'm less impressive in person.
She even knows she's not a looker by any means.

But this is what feminism does. Convinces a lardass beached whale that she's hot shit and deserves "treasure" in a partner.
Fucking rancid.

Maybe, if you had handled your Japanese pets better, we wouldn't have gotten involved. Everything was going fine until we got BOMBED.

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Maybe you should have dont something when the president you elected to keep the States out of the war fucking ENTERS IT.

> implying all girls have vaginas

stephiefronassignedmaleangryface.svg

>expects a nation to stay out of a war when an aggressor attacks them
Of course, Hans would be calling for entire militaristic and national cucking.

Based israel

This is what Reddit considers fine literature

I'm going to be famous.

kek

It's called Society you undomesticated savage.