How many Icelanders post on Sup Forums? Are they all related?

How many Icelanders post on Sup Forums? Are they all related?

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Don't know.
Yes.

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ask questions about iceland bls

would icelanders accept me to "diversify the gene pool"?

I have a degree in computer science, and have always dreamed about moving to Iceland. Do you have jobs?

yee boiii
There's a shortage of computer guys and industrial workers rn

no

I have no idea tho what exactly computer science is

thats okay its not really up to them

Will the Pirate Party win the elections this next month? Will you be culturally enriched after that?

Is it hard to find a job, not for me but for the average icelander

Does it suck knowing that your country literally has less than half the population of the city I live in (Göteborg, Swedens 2nd largest city)

I don't think they will do that well, they seem to be burning out.

There's an app so you can see if you are related to someone before you hook up.
You're at least 20% inbred

>Iceland doesn't have a military

not for me
for my summer job I just said I could weld piping and 2 weeks later I was in the canary islands setting up a refrigeration system in a Russian trawler

Do you have shortage in teachers? Or professors?
And is the living cheap?

Reykjavik is basically a collection of sheds painted in garish colours. To think that I actually lived in one for 13 months.

101, never again.

But still they win wars

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

Does everyone in Iceland play EvE?

fake
oh and about the city thing Idgaf only problem is shipping things here, FUCK DHL

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars
activision needs to fuck off to be or not to be honest

nope
>And is the living cheap?
lmao not in reykjavík

People have barely heard of it
next question

This is a great place to ask this question.
What do people do for work in these little villages? They seem reasonably wealthy, but what industry can there be?
Surely they all don't live off of fishing, or do they?
Are these villages alive solely because of government subsidies?

Wtf? Your population is less than my small city, you're supposed to have cheap and great life. Considering the oil and fish n shit.

Try to learn from Norway

Do you cunts learn about that last execution you had about 180 years ago?

>t. haraldur jon hanneson

Norway is pretty damn expensive
And autonomous territories with a small amount of people are almost always more expensive than their large counterparts

I have a friend that lives there and he works in a animal feed distribution center and in a small car workshop
there's also a lot of stuff that isn't fishing but relies on fishing like boat building, metal fabrication, ship maintenance you know what im saying?

>Are these villages alive solely because of government subsidies?
People from reykjavík would try to make you believe that, don't. Industry in the countryside is what holds up reykjavík

ye
ive seen the axe with me own eyes lad

I work in organic chemistry, is there a place for me in Iceland ?

What do Icelanders think of Australians and can I move there?

Yeah, but the free university and other shit makeup for that money.

I just payed 400€ for tuition. And next year I should pay 1200€ for masters degree

Yeah yeah I hear you.
I'm just not used to 1-2k towns having any industry, and especially jobs.

>moving the goalposts
Cauliflowers are very expensive in Lithuania, but that doesn't mean that it's one of the most expensive countries to live in.
Oh and uni is free in Iceland from what I gather

How much you spend per month for decent life for 2 pep.

Headed to visit your beautiful country next summer.
I want to move there but coming from Texas I may need to head to Australia.

Also what is the general political stance of Icelands population?

How does this make you feel?

first explain to me what organic chemistry is
fuck lad to you think we just all come together and come to some mutual opinion on some country that is thousands of km's away?
idfk, what can you do?

I'm schizophrenic and because I can't work I have to survive on $700 a month worth of autism bux and I have to live in section 8 with a bunch of niggers how do I migrate to a Nordic country and get on their autism bux?

I'm white without a criminal record

Why do so many people from Iceland go to Norway, Sweden and Denmark for free education and then don't go back to your own country? Does your island suck so much for day to day life that you rather not go back again?

Well what does the majority of Iceland think of Australia? I mean, most of us here make fun of the US ironically.

300k isk
I usually don't spend that much tho usually like 200k isk max

And is it true that Iceland has banned pornography? Maybe this is why the average Icelandic family has 3+ kids...

>how do I migrate to a Nordic country and get on their autism bux?
Without a job secured and work visa you don't. You can hardly be classified as a refugee so chances are great that you will be deported and slapped with no entry status if you go there on tourist visa and don't go back home.

You work in a lab, you mix some shit and hopefully you get a new molecule that will be usefull for your company
You know, like drugs, cosmetics, additive and many other things

The guys I go to school and work with are the kind that see brown people and say "ohh look at those fucking niggers, go back to reykjavík"
"meh"

I don't know of any company that does that
not true

why is your coin system soo fucked up
>ive been to iceland for a month and your coin system is just soo stupid u get 75 isk as change and u cant do nothing with it,the worst thing is that u got a coin for 10 isk and even fkn 1 isk like wtf
i finished my trip and went to greenland (danish coin system)
with a ton of ISK coins which have fish on them and a fkn crab(lol)
and the only thing i got to do with the coins is just keep them for souvenirs

>inb4 kike talking about shekels.
>also 10/10 would go back to iceland
and eat a whale.

Because you cant live here on your feminist studies degree

Holy shit I see your country hasn't been contaminated with feminist bullshit like we have.

No oil here

>a kike talking about shekels

Are Icelanders pretty? Would I look like shit there as an ugly American redneck with Anglo genes

memes aside most people from Iceland do engineering physics and similar.

Holyshit that's a lot.

Me and gf we spend 700€/month.

Having a perfect comphy life with extra money each month.
What are you still doing in this hell?

tfw doing CS and i love iceland
soon

Delete this

>Me and gf we spend 700€/month.
wat
I was spending that when I was like 15
Do you not have a car? I have 5 and only one passed inspection
I make just over 400k, plenty of money saved up every month

Is it true that you have 4 real roads on the whole island ?

It would feel just like home.

Programming, Computer Hardware, that type of shit

Yea that's why I was asking about what they thought of the average Australian, I want off this god damn liberal SJW nightmare that we are forced to live in.
But unfortunately they got them good immigration laws so moving there would not be easy

Distribution of porn is "illegal" but the law doesn't define what exacly porn is so nobody gets arrested for it. But if you make counterfeit postage stamps it's 8 years in prison.

I have a masters in psychology. Do you have jobs?

No. Every 1/6 icelander has that degree

Really? Are Icelanders Anglo? I thought they were Nordic.

no
not sure tho what you are asking about there's a road on my street, the ring road, the road on my friends street blahblahblah you know what I mean

>Iceland is green
>Greenland is icy

Don't trust Mr. Bankrupt. We're Nordic.

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intercity roads / highway like

What I mean is, that all your cities are connected by about 4 roads.

HAHHAHAHAHHAH
you have no idea how many jokes ive heard about people studying that just to study something

4 sounds about right then

>vinterbild

In Germany you need an almost flawless school certificate to study psychology. In some states (BaWü/Bavaria) it's harder to get into psychology than it is to get into medicine.

og hvað

What you work at?

Yes I have a small car and I rent a flat for 500€ and government gives back 300€.

Damn so a typical Anglo American would look way below average in Iceland?

What jobs is Iceland currently demanding?

Do alot of people in Iceland know English? Also is it easy to learn Icelandic?

absolutely superb cars though

Im a filthy poo in loo pajeet.Can I come there to live?

yeah and what do you when you are done studying
a refrigeration system company we set them up in trawler and warehouses
iðnverkamnenn (industrial workers)
everybody knows english

Does everybody want to live in iceland?

damn right

Yes. Go to some asian country, you'll be a god there.

Does an industrial worker make pretty good money there? I'd assume yes because they're in demand.

>Does everybody want to live in Iceland?
Yes. Your mudslime and nigger populations are relatively low.

>yeah and what do you when you are done studying

Me personally am going into forensics and do research.

>Does everybody want to live in iceland?

Yes and no. Cool volcanoes and no niggers but all the pics make it look dark and gloomy as fuck

Icelandic is extremely hard to learn. If you're a blue collar worker you'll most likely be better off learning polish, nost blue collar workers are slavs which make up 10% of the country.

No, go away.

prolly just minimum wage if you dont have any training

Okay. But you would never be rich.

Uni isn't free, but it is very cheap

Is it possible to get rich in Iceland or do you also get raped 51% by taxes?