>Steven walks gently into the barn >The door shuts behind him startling him quite badly >He looks around "Uh Lapis? Peridot you guys here?" >Lapis's gling blue eyes rise behind stevens head. >Suddenly a hand grabs him making him scream and fall over onto a massive pile of hay. >"Ooof. Oh hey Lapis I didn't see you there." "Hello Steven" >Steven notices that Lapis has a rather odd smile on her face, >"Merry Christmas. Where's Perri?" "She's... around I'm more interested in you, Steven." >Lapis places a hand on Steven's inner Thigh and starts gently moving it up >"Ah... Lapis what are you doing?" >Steven tries to move back but Lapis is quick to follow him "Shh Steven, it's about time you did this with a real gem." >"I... I uh need to go please." >The lock on the barn door glows blue before shutting itself.
Anthony Morris
did this used to say "poel"
Henry Gomez
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Noah Reyes
...
Jose Jenkins
what if creestul gaems are real in our world but they are constantly poofed?
John Bell
Yes other user might have killed himself. I replaced him.
Carter Roberts
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Jayden Jones
Do you have any jewelry? Superglue it to a mirror and see if it starts talking to you.
Anthony Thomas
>liop >not l!od
Eli Thompson
look at this cute blue retard holding this bag like a fucking idiot holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Elijah Bailey
>My goddess I worship Lapis
Camden Mitchell
I'm looking, what's next?
Henry Nelson
Amethyst
Lucas Adams
>satan worships lapis H O L Y F U C K
Ryan Allen
Satan worships the blue devil, pottery.
Jaxon Sanchez
you look at this retard miss the corn like a fucking idiot
Henry Howard
don't you mean, UNholy fuck
Ryan Rodriguez
the fuck is up with this general and everyone killing themselves
Aiden Stewart
what if their creestul medshig doesnt work in our world? what if they're forever doomed to live life as a real gem?
Nicholas Morales
>so cute
Michael Jenkins
Corn is good, what else?
Adrian Campbell
>and Lapis yes pls
Julian Gomez
They all realized their waifus were shit.
William Cruz
want some more Amethyst?
Carson Reed
I had a dream about giant ruby squad I'm not sure how i feel about this
Aiden Bailey
they realized they'll never be with their gemfu because they aren't real
John Phillips
well goodnight guys have "fun"
Owen Butler
forgot that image existed. Good on you.
Matthew Anderson
L-LAPITHYST CONFIRMED?
Isaiah Green
Is it really so doomed if they have consciousness? If you don't realize you're being tortured are you really being tortured?
Andrew Stewart
Do we get Peril along with it?
Jaxson Brown
This is my favorite
Ryan Turner
We get a double-cucked Peridot sobbing and masturbating alone in the barn.
Hudson Collins
What is lapethyst based on? They don't really have any canon interactions, and their personalities don't seem especially suited towards each other.
Benjamin Hernandez
I'll do both of you a solid
Caleb Lewis
Did Rose shapeshift a heart/brain so she could feel love?
Jaxson Lewis
They both like dumb jokes and seem like teenagers and they are both depressed, and it's a contrarian ship to Amedot and Lapidot that will become such a meme crack ship that it will become canon.
Carter Lee
she shapeshifted a huge pair of testicles so she could be brave
Joshua Young
i thought they still retained their consciousness when being inside of their gem.
Matthew Hill
P A R A L L E L S
Ian Martin
What accent are you fags imitating by pronouncing it "poil"?
Elijah Allen
They do have a lot in common, both hate Jasper, both seem like the angsty teen type, both got cracked, they even read the same manga.
Brandon Mitchell
>and it's a contrarian ship to Amedot and Lapidot that will become such a meme crack ship that it will become canon. This a million times.
Gabriel Garcia
Any pictures of Peal as The Boss from MGS2?
Nathan Flores
Would you cuddle a rube
Anthony Baker
i just say boil in a posh british accent
Matthew Diaz
not a fat rube but a qt cube
Kayden Parker
I wonder if Lapis had a lover before the gem war, or was she another gem slave like everybody else.
Jacob Sullivan
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Henry Bell
I don't think anyone had a "lover" before the gem war. All that emotion and feelings crap came from being on Earth.
Adam Flores
You bet nigga
Owen Brown
But Amethyst thinks Lapis is boring and is a big nerd
Carter Lewis
...
Brayden Hill
so gem slave then but if she did, it would've probably been pic related
Nolan Gonzalez
gas this meme
Liam Bennett
New episodes when?
Camden Long
She'd say the same of Pearl and Peridot
Jackson Ramirez
I ain't ugh user but he should use this pic
Ryan Bailey
>new episodes
Jonathan Long
>tfw you know how bad of a character Lapis is >tfw you want to bang her everytime she's onscreen regardless It doesn't help that people draw her in the sexiest ways either
Christopher Torres
But I like this meme...
Lucas Reed
the non retarded way Poh-il
Christopher Scott
...
Jacob Nguyen
i want to indulge in the pleasures of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of not-procreating with this green gem
Noah Rodriguez
Just her first thoughts, they're both gonna be surprised about the friendship, like the rest of the fanbase, but if we're being realistic they'll just stay friends.
Dominic Powell
What do you mean?
Jack Watson
I don't think she's that bad do you really think an alien knows it's wrong to drown children? or whatever meme mistake people give her Best Gem material right here
Luis Morales
I just like the meme damn it, not Lapidot!
Carter Clark
>implying there will be new episodes
Jace Perry
3 Gems and a baby was the series finale user
Eli Hernandez
ugh user sure hate Lapidot
Gavin Turner
Yeah, but by that logic, then every gem is bad. >Pearl tried to kill him when he was months old >Amethyst wanted to murder him for food >Jasper wanted to shatter him >Lapis tried to drown him >Peridot tried to kill him multiple times >Garnet/Ruby & Sapphire broke his mind and sanity by having an argument At this rate, we're essentially at Monster Musume levels of "main character in constant peril by his friends"
Kevin Hughes
I'm so glad this ship is finally dead. Tumblr is probably dying from sadness right now
Adrian Jenkins
>I would like to see gems awkwardly fuck each other knowing I'll watching and masturbating in the corner am I a cuck?
Kayden Price
Peridot? More like Poopyfart.
Connor Smith
You're a voyeur.
Benjamin Bailey
When is Peridot getting her limb enhancers back?
John Nguyen
Be nice
Jonathan Davis
I wholeheartedly support Amedot.
Amethyst was a toilet and Poopydot is shit. They were made for each other.
Parker Cruz
>then every gem is bad. yes they're all bad, but only Jasper wanted to shatter steven. You could argue the others were just trying to poof him and didn't know they could actually kill
Luke Lopez
i want to cum on peridots visor.
Jeremiah Scott
so are all cucks voyeurs?
Evan Edwards
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Dominic Watson
Peridot and Lapis suffer from Stockholm Syndrome and have warned up to rebel terrorists.
Ryan Harris
>made me kek you've earned one pearl point from me
Elijah Bell
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away.
William Jackson
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad This is a cell phone
Lucas Nelson
>not getting scribble pictures directly from his blog at discount-supervillain.tumblr.com disgraceful
Adam Hill
>voyeur At least we know you are not a normie.
Justin Martin
No. One can always be cucked out of their sight.
Justin Rivera
so what, a cuck can get horny by thinking his wife might be getting fucked right this moment?
Brayden Sanchez
How does this make you feel?
Ian Gomez
>>Amethyst wanted to murder him for food When was that? >>Garnet/Ruby & Sapphire broke his mind and sanity by having an argument This is really pushing it
Gabriel Allen
how about this?
Justin Thompson
No. A cuck might be cucked without even a thought that they might be cucked.
