Aren't you 4channers afraid of god?

I can barely see this anymore.

This website is full of masturbators (this is sin! you are essentially killing millions of children with each ejaculation!!), and naked women.
Are you not ashamed? God made you and you spit in his face like this?

I can't see this anymore. What is the purpose of life when you keep living just to masturbate tomorrow? It makes me sad you guys just can't find god in your lives, be it if you're goys or not.

Therefore I present you 4channers a challenge (despite how all of you are goys):

Terms: stop looking at women, stop masturbating.
Prize: access to the afterlife, happiness and purpose in life.
What are you thinking?

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So...basically be celibate? Let the niggers and mudslimes take over so we get our heads chopped off with machetes for being whitey fucks?

Does masturbating protect you from their machetes?
Even if so, god can protect you better. You just need to come to his arms.

>God
kek, what's he gonna do?

Oh yeah, so lets say 50 niggers storm my house after busting my door down like a piece of cardboard and they are armed.

So they run up to my room screaming their usual "DO DI DIPPEY PAP BIX NOODS MUH FUGGA", burst in and I grab my bible and scream at them "BEGONE, HEATHENS!"

Wanna know what happens next?

You pull out your legally obtained firearm?

This.

????
Destroy your life,
send you to hell?

Let's look for a moment at what he has already done -
Prevented you from finding human partners. That's why this board is sexually engaging with 2d cartoons, of course. And more!

false flag

Yeah. In Scotland, the place that just forced airgun owners to have licenses.

Guarantee you the moment Scotland goes independent the government would introduce the world's most authoritarian legislation. ALL GUNS AND KNIVES would be banned, no exception.

If you don't sin then there's literally no reason for that to happen, think for a moment.

Fuck off with your kike religion

>hell
I'll already be dead anyways, not really much of a deterrence there
>Prevent you from finding human partners
kek, I already have one.
Maybe God should enlighten you on the joys of anime

You are right. It causes endless amounts of mental pain and anguish not to do it. The Internet isn't helping. One of the worst things is, especially when you hit 30-33, your body starts to take a hit, if you don't have 150 hours of physical activity per week. So, I love G-d and keep masturbation to a minimum. Also, I wonder your thoughts on edging and also orgasm, without ejaculation.

God is dead and the jews literally killed him.

JK

God and I are on excellent terms.

He didnt say or care about most of the shit in the Bible. He does care about the 10 commandments, and he demands his burnt offerings.

I thank God at every meal, and at the end of my day before I go to bed.

And of course he demands I offer unto him the burnt offering of lambs and goats and the occasional virgin.

But he will reward me with the kingdom of heaven when I die, so we are all good.

No, he's based

Masturbation is blasphemy against The Holy Ghost, the foaming seed is the Hole Dove and The Holy Spirit.

I do not defame my temple for the body is the Temple of Holy Spirit. Masturbation makes man a mere animal.

So, be celibate and sexually frustrated for the rest of my life on the off chance that I'll go to the afterlife? No wonder you guys are always so pissed off.

what the fuck

these nofappers really have nothing better to do than LARP as a kikes now?

why dont you use that pent up sexual energy for something useful like spamming your facebook friends with trump propaganda

God is everywhere. He's with us right now posting dank memes.

Controlling orgasms is a risky subject. I will ask next time, but generally it should be forbidden for the fear of an accidental orgasm. Just like you should not look at non-modest women of the fear that it might cause you to masturbate eventually.

Keep your efforts! You're blessed.

>you are essentially killing millions of your children
Oh yeah so true. So does that mean when women menstruate they are actively responsible for the death of infinitely many possible children because
>muh masturbation is sin.
Off yourself, faggot, men constantly produce sperm, so stop being such a cuck.

fake jew proxy

Have you seen this forum? it is the embodiment of anger.
People who have god in their lives tend to be more calm and peaceful, My lifestyle is a peaceful and prosperous one, it all comes from being closer to the god and soul.

"You shall not take vengeance or bear a grudge against your kinsfolk. Love your neighbor as yourself: I am the LORD."

always remember!

You ever read the Bible, kike? Remember the story of Job, the faithful follower of God, who felt the wrath of Satan, but yet still did nothing wrong and praised God afterward. He never sinned yet faced misery. What about modern day, how about children born without parents; with leukemia? How do they deserve it if they never sin? I don't fucking care, but you're being a hypocrite right now.

Why so cynical? Am I not offering you something you could at least try? doesn't being close to god appeal to you?
Masturbating, hating, flaming, being dismissive, mocking spirituality.
it's a terrible cycle full of anger and zero purpose. Your soul isn't satiated, instead of feeding on negativeness and sin you could change yourself for the better, it pays off.
God always returns the grace, times 7.

>Keep your efforts! You're blessed.
Very sweet of you.

>talks about zero purpose
>is actively shitposting on a Mongolian fetish board masquerading as a prophet
Why don't you go to the synagogue, schlomo shekelburg, before you face eternal damnation for betraying your country. You know, confess your sins for being a waste of space.

Of course! I've almost referred to Job in this thread once.
Job has suffered and has almost left god. But then god revealed himself to Job - just as his faithful follower was going to lose his faith.
Job was enlightened, the presence of god made him confess his own lack of knowledge, and repent himself and his criticism to dust and ashes. This just shows how merciful god is and how he never lets his followers suffer the final breakdown.

God tests, but he never lets his faithful followers fall, just stumble.

God did not leave him. He brought him twice everything he had before.

God has a plan for /path/of/light/.
My the way, do you know who is Messiah?
And when you are rebuilding the Temple?

Cool, but you're still a hypocrite

I agree with what you are saying actually (well except for murdering children with each emission).

But you are coming across as very creepy and sarcastic, is there a reason for that?

You look serious. I wonder whether you read Torah?
If you read Torah, do you have any idea who the Messiah could be?
And is it walking already on this earth?
Or we have to wait a few months more?

>Job was enlightened, the presence of god made him confess his own lack of knowledge, and repent himself and his criticism to dust and ashes.
This is fucking insane.

am I? forgive me then, perhaps my way with the keyboard can come off like that. I'll work on it, I'm here with positive intentions, either way...

Of course! And no, surely not even the greatest rabbis of this generation know. When he'll come (if he does), we'll know. We have to do our best until then.

I saw God, he is beautiful and terrible.
Drove me nyanners senpai.

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Hmm... I think you are wrong. I won't tell you what I have found, but I've pinpointed almost all biblical characters ALIVE today. The key is birthdates.

By my calculations Messiah birthday is on October 10.

By the way, don't forget that it's soon anniversary 70 years of Israel, and 50? years of re-captured Jerusalem.

why would i want an afterlife if i can reincarnate, and get a chance of being born in cz rep?

stupid kike

Check what is written in Torah about events after/before Israel's 70 years anniversary.

I'm pretty chill. I know plenty of chill Christians, too but they also have sex. The ones who either don't or repress their true sexual urges end up becoming the weirdest people I've ever met.

Stop trying to raise the pussy value kike, I'd rather pay the porno and ad kikes than fall victim to the whim of the vaginal jew

Married 15 years btw, I masturbate whenever I want to withhold sex from my wife as punishment, which is permitted in Leviticus

Are you even a jew?

...

If there truthfully is an almighty god who created mathematics, quantum mechanics, and everything inbetween I doubt he would care too much if I, some random bozo, masturbate to a 90's RPG character taking 3 dicks in every hole.

> masturbate whenever I want to withhold sex from my wife as punishment, which is permitted in Leviticus
degenerate!

Wat

wat wat

don't need no afterife, i wanna reincarnate, just not in a shitty country like jewland, and trust me i'll be much more happier than any of you heaven-dwellers.

Hey kike, maybe you could tell me if it's ok to add two numbers when calculating the number of the beast?

When will you come to Christ OP?

uh, idk?

did you know 2016 is 666+666+666+6+6+6 btw, funny hehe, maybe we get some apocalypse after american elections

>He doesn't masturbate to charge sigils

How's it feel being mundane Schlomo?

why your rabbis not teach isaiah 53?

>the foaming seed is the Hole Dove and The Holy Spirit

man I don't know about that

IMO I want off this ride. Death don't sound 2 bad

>apocalypse after american elections
Exactly. I have found information in Torah that Trump polls will be above 60% or ~66, but he will still lose because polls are "false prophets" and the election is rigged.
By the way: Hillary is Jezebel, her husband and daughter will die on the same day.

>2016 is 666+666+666+6+6+6
Noice... thanks about this.
The year of happening?
By the way kike year is 5777 started on September 1.

The Catholic Church teaches that conception starts in the womb in dumb Jew. Why should I listen to your Jewish lies?

i've been arguin with this kike on many things but he is half right here.
Fapping lowers test.
HOWEVER
Looking at sexy women raises it.
I COULD give you sourses but google is everybody's friend

>Exactly. I have found information in Torah that Trump polls will be above 60% or ~66, but he will still lose because polls are "false prophets" and the election is rigged.
>By the way: Hillary is Jezebel, her husband and daughter will die on the same day.
>By the way kike year is 5777

This is some interesting shit man. Praying to kek for a big happening this year!

Yeah world is fucked completely, but really I wanna see how it is to be born in CZ and live there my whole life, I think it would be nice, it's my little huge dream.

>millions of children per ejaculation
Wouldn't that happen even if I was having sex after marriage for procreation because only one sperm cell gets to fertilize the egg? 2 if you get fraternal twins.

>you are essentially killing millions of children with each ejaculation!!

living cells =/= children quite yet

Hint: check the dates of Assange and Icahn.
By my calculations they fit the roles of two apostles. Won't tell you the other ones, because I might be mislead by my wrong interpretation of events.