You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't own a firearm Sup Forums

you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't own a firearm Sup Forums

you have 1 second to explain why your hat is fake OP

You aren't fooling me FBI.

I lost them all in an unfortunate boating accident.

I live in California. : (

I live in aus and even I've got a real one

Flag.

I'd have to spend and practice a lot on sportive shooting first.

I have an 8" cock and I am 6'2". No need to overcompensate here.

Lost em in a boating accident, along with all my ammo. Tragic.

I gave them to my sisters because the ones I owned I inherited from my father whom aimed one at me on multiple occasions.
Now I'm too poor to buy another and my girlfriend really would prefer I didn't, so I'm not too into it getting one immediately.

Second lowest violent crime rate in Europe,

Ive got a slow motion button, (top secret )

This, except I live in Canada not Skull Island.

No income

Suicide watch

I am satisfied with my penis size.

I own two. One rifle for "hunting" and a sneaky peek CZ handgun I brought back illegally from when I visited the balts.

i own better ones

also

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Im in Cuckden

Cost too much what comes with it

Too broke.

Owning an illegal gun is legit retarded. It is basically a free pass to jail if you ever wanted to use it or if you get your house searched.

I'M POOR

I can't.

I don't live in the third world like you OP. We have negligible amounts of violent crime.

>I'd have to spend and practice a lot on sportive shooting first.

YOU CAN'T PRACTICE IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE TOOLS NIGGER.

>implying

Why would I spend money on a firearm when I could be using that money to upgrade my PC for a better porn and vidya experience?

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No money, and I can see myself shooting someone if they pressed all the right buttons. Therefore, I'm going to keep away from that shit considering that I really don't want to ruin my spotless record.

I know that took more than a second to type out but I don't give a fuck, and im 2cool4skool

I'm not mentally stable enough to trust myself with one.
I would be fine 95% of the time but I'd get drunk and depressed enough some night and shoot myself.

too hot headed I'd blow someones head off in a road rage incident or something.

I do own a firearm. I go hunting with it almost every day.

because im european and my goverment says that guns are evil

I live in NYCuck

I am proficient in the art of horse archery

I live in Sweden.

I have an above average penis, I don't need to compensate with toys to feel manly

>Sweden

Too bad the most you'll do is jerk it to cuckold gang bangs

australia

Whatever you say, Johnny

well aren't you just a special snowflake

The right to bare arms is not to hold a cock measuring contest; it's literally there to keep the government scared out of its mind of the people (rather than the other way around), as well as by allowing us to stay in a position in which we maintain the ability to stage a coup in the case that the gubbermints start to censor us, and take away our rights.

For example, if what was happening in germany started happening in the US, then many people would literally start urging for a coup in order to protect our rights as a country and citizens; our fucking constitution literally tells us to.

Hello FBI

>To have a fear of weapons is a sign of retardation in sexual maturity

I don't own A firearm, I own 9.

>I have an above average penis, I don't need to compensate with toys to feel manly
Explain this post then.

I'm moving right now. I will get one right when I'm done moving.

I'm depressed, and having one around would increase my chances of an hero.

>Serb
>European
>Huma

Topest of keks ape inbred

I'm letting you know that people like this are autistic

M1 Garand

Convicted felon

because i'm a sandnigger :'(

Not worth the money
I'd own one if it was free
Also conceal carry is like the main reason to have one but it seems like a real huge hassle to get the paperwork to do it

That's not an excuse!

Instructions unclear; horse ate my bow and shat on my riding boots.

Prohibited

cant

i do

NY makes it impossible to even get a bolt action


I tried but cant find any dealers that sell them for reasonable prices, if any anons can help thatd be great

why is it autistic to want to maintain your rights?

your rights aren't privelidges, they're something that shouldn't be taken by law except in the case of the convicted. Lol I bet if someone broke into your house and tried to ass rape you, you'd probably enjoy it and ask for more

Same

I wish cuckafornia wasn't so shit

The EU

>I'm letting you know that people like this are autistic
And you want to show you aren't, by... comparing guns to genitalia?

Do you get shamefully horny in the produce section?

i want a nice rifle. what should i look for?

Don't have one at home yet, but I joined a shooting club at the start of the year and after 1 year I could take it home if I fill in the necessary paperwork.

Do I have to explain why I don't own more of them? I have one for every occasion I am legally able to prepare for.

Second lowest murder rate in Europe. No shooting ranges nearby and just having a rifle for home defense seems like a vastly overpriced insurance policy.

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Stabbed a nigger and got a felony.

What have you Sup Forumstards done lately to deal with the nigger menace?

Im neet with no income and live in commiefornia so i can only get a cuckold gun anyways.

what's the best all purpose shtf gun? is it the sks?

>chrome lined barrel for longevity
>non detachable mag so you can't lose it while going innawoods

I own several

SKS was the go to when it was $100 a pop. They ain't no mo.
Get a damn AR15.

AR15

I'm 19 and poor

Nice TD pappa K

Why does someone need to own that many firearms? Really? Why do you need to own that many if you could own more and be even happier?

Not even allowed to own a fucking butter knife here

Move to Northern Ireland my white friend.

You can CC anything you like.

Its not the bill of needs, faggot.

I'm waiting until I turn 21 (19 now) because I'd rather have a handgun, and VA has an unconstitutional law that forbids those under 21 from owning a handgun. Why, I do not know, because I can buy a rifle, shotgun, whatever, but I cannot own a pistol nor revolver.

It's not an issue of just owning a firearm.

It's more like you idiots playing "army man militia dork" while creating a stockpiles of ammunition not meant for civilian use, buying assault rifles with 100+ round capacity drums not meant for civilian use, and running around with body armor that can stop whatever the police can shoot back at you, while you have a freakout whenever someone suggests legislation that maybe you shouldn't have those things.

>B-BUT YOU'RE TAKING AWAY FRUM MY FUN! I'M NOT CRAZY! I HAVE RIGHTS!

Go talk to the mother of the Sandy Hook shooter and go see if she's a little off for leaving all that weaponry for her son to use.

If you wanna talk about rights, have a conversation to the victims of the Sandy Hook massacre. Go talk to those parents. Talk about how important those privileges are while knowing their kids were wrongly taken away from them by the rights and privileges.

France is one of the least restrictive countries in Yurop.
>French gunz I own

But I do own a firearm senpai

Nice choice in freedom dispenser and also nice digits by the way

I got a fork, does that count?

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I need to find the time to try a whole bunch of them out at the range to see which I'm comfortable with. Once I've done that, I have a few grand set aside for arming up.

Both useful during a home invasion

My rights were infringed.

Holy shit UK, even in Chile you can carry a knife

You have 0 seconds to explain why you bought a knockoff MAGA hat you fucking faggot

>tfw waiting for my gun licence for ages now
>criminals and drugdealers don't have to register guns
>they have many guns and funds to buy more
>they dont sit through redtape and licences
>i only want 2 guns to defend my castle

Save us /k/, please send gunz n' ammo.
You're m8, England.

Wow, I had no idea about Norn Iron's gun laws until just now. Jammy bastards.

Very true user!
The line, "Don't turn this rape into a murder," comes to mind.

>totally not a gun runner gais

>mfw I have an 8" cock with a 7" girth and am 6'1" and I have multiple firearms
>mfw anti-gun fags always use the HURR SMALL PENIS argument

I went to therapy for a bit couple years back and wouldn't pass a background check.

I also don't need one as I live with a cop.

Boating accident