Literally the Best Part of ST:Discovery

I want to watch porn on her monitors while reaming her.

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>we need a cool robot design
>what if we just do Daft Punk
>alright

Does this species even have a name?

>Be fucking her missionary style
>Look deep into her monitors

>Harder
>Better
>Faster
>Stronger

you bet Schnitzel

Electroma

They also stole Lobot from Star Wars

best robot

i saw that last night too - it was shit

Why give a robot tits?

DO you think it has pleasure statistics when you fuck it ?

Data has a dick, so why not?

>Just as I reach vinegar strokes
"Human, how does magnets work?"

Why not?

I hope not

Right but Data is suppose to mimic humans.

>B-but Macfarlane's latest masturbation session is the r-real Trek , right pedes?

Is this Electric Dreams show any good?

a racist robot

>hasn't proposed to kill all humonks yet

Maybe she does too, did you ever think of that? rhetorical question of course

Because breasts serve a biological purpose. A robot has no need for them.

She has a toaster for a head.

They serve the biological purpose of getting my dick hard.

Well your appendix doesn't serve a biological purpose but you have one, try explaining that one to a robot, faggot

robot breasts can be used to store nutritive fluid for organics in case of emergency.

Completely stupid.
>"what if instead of sensors, cameras and a mouth, we instead put fucking monitors in the face?"
>"also it has boobs because it is a female"
I hope this was a throw away design and I don't have to see this that often.

It is a vestigial organ.

>Well your appendix doesn't serve a biological purpose

mfw 19th century meme

next up, it is aerodynamically impossible for the bumble-bee to fly

mediocre at best so far

Would totally be up for some clangclang

Compared to STD, yes. Fuck, it's not hard to understand. Orville can be shit and still be less shitty than STD.

>why give a robot tits

What a stupid fucking question. ALL robots should have tits.

THIS is a fembot. THAT is a fucking stupid person who decided it was a good idea to put a fucking toaster helmet with leds in it. It's like they got tired of rubberhead aliens and decided to make pan-head aliens instead, it's completely shameless! Does anyone have a picture of what that lazywork of a character has for hands? They should've just put some make up on her, make some lines and make it seem like her cheeks and face are made of separate plates of metal.

Pretty sure it's a cyborg.

Thanks for the input, Seth.

Why the giant toaster head then? wouldn't it be too heavy for her human body?

OP pic is sexier. Yours just looks like it's all bot instead of cyborg, so there's no reason for it to even be shaped like a human.

>complain about low effort makeup but still think low effort makeup would be better than an intricately designed practical helmet
You're a stupid motherfucker.

>what is miniaturization
You're assuming it has the same components as a TV set when they're probably far lighter.

well pretty sure she was a ships computer and become sentient picking her appearance.

ultra light materials, maybe even the rest of her body is cybernetically enhanced to support it effortlessly, fucking put some thought into your post before you hit submit.

So, they replaced the whole HEAD of a human? Reminder: the head contains the brain! Why bother? It's dead! It's not a cyborg, it's a fucking corpse with a microwave on the neck. And if they did preserve the brain, who in their fucking right minds would want their head to look like a microwave??? Surely that person is not mentally fit to be in a spacecraft!

There's another scene where you see her hands and they're clearly human hands with a bunch of electrodes attached to them.

Maybe it's a brain transplant situation where they attatched a brain whose body was destroyed to a body whose head was destroyed via that big mechanical box.

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>who in their fucking right minds would want their head to look like a microwave???
She wasn't in her right mind. She wasn't even in her right head.

>practical helmet
That is completely low effort design. A make-up would make it seem like it was design to look human, because someone made it so. That toaster for head makes it seem like a fucking nutcase thought: "oh I know, I'll make it look human. FROM THE NECK DOWN! Because of REASONS"

Maybe she's part of a Federation subculture that just prefers whatever advantages a completely cybernetic head provides.

STD is more of a soft reboot but done the right way.

It's still Star Trek but feels totally fresh. Now all it needs is another sexbot since Michael is on another ship now.

>it's the future
>humans go multiple times faster than light
>for some reason can't print a fucking metal case that looks human
That poor poor girl! What must her self esteem be like?

But it's not a robot, it's a cyborg.

it's future kino

She is robotkin, respect her 01001010

>What must her self esteem be like?
Pretty good I imagine. I always wanted to look like Canti. Human faces are kind of gross, objectively speaking.

>it's a cyborg
>therefore it's completely natural to NOT look human
It's the other way around. It would make more sense if it wasn't human at all, then we wouldn't have to worry about it's feeling when it looked in the mirror.

>wake up
>look in the mirror
>"looking good today, girl. I's definitely tap that!"
>it's a toaster!

Why do you assume it's anything else but a silly sci-fi helmet that is supposed to be some sort of a navigation thing that some human or alien is wearing

Let's all point our cyberfingers at the squishy and LAUGH

First episode was mediocre. Still haven't watched the second.

As a huge PKD fan, I wouldn't even know it's PKD and not generic BBC sci-fi if his name wasn't on it.

By that century, no one would care if you look like a Nintendo DS.

Then she is the cyber-futuristic version of this. Imagine being around such a person! In a small environment. Everyday. No escape! Someone would end up dead.

Probably human since its readouts are in English. But maybe that's just Starfleet standard.

We are too close to a SAGA tv adaptation

They somehow botched the internal logic and story of the two episodes compared to the short stories.
The original short stories are grim dark, the show not so much.
I can live with the low budget look, but i can't stand the constant butchering of PKD's stories.
5/10

That guy sounds a lot like Brent Spiner Goddamn it.

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Les Femmes Daft Punk?

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that's a helmet. they showed her human hands.
it's not a robot.

>Finish
>Monitor flashes One More Time

For all of you haters, please understand that DSC (not STD, you oh-so-clever TROLLS) is the closest thing we've seen to fulfilling Roddenberry's vision for the future, and the greatest cinematic achievement Star Trek has ever produced. First off, the bridge is no longer a boy's club, where women are relegated to being eye candy and answering phones. They are strong, have differing opinions, and are willing to take REAL ACTION. The fact that an Asian woman and a STRONG BLACK WOMAN are in positions of power attests to the progress that humans have made in the future. They aren't anyone's bitch, even each others.

The aliens represent real world political issues, like the alien Saru, who shows that even members of a former slave race can become strong members of society, and move beyond being prey for dominant powers. The Klingons are no longer thinly veiled "others' and represent a real faction of American society that is too afraid of change to move beyond their archaic traditions.

The visuals were gorgeous. The lighting was moody and added a dynamic and tense atmosphere that highlighted the show's central tensions, as well as mirroring the blackness of space. Not like the garish colors and overly bright sets of prior Trek shows like TOS and TNG that looked like they were filmed in an open field with the midday sun shining directly overhead. The experimental angles helped contrast the detailed sets and futuristic tech with the primitive and current tensions between the crew of the USS Shenzhou. And FINALLY, we have sci-fi tech that ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE SCI-FI TECH and not some cheesy wooden props that look like repainted furniture someone found at a flea market.

Trek has finally entered the realm of true art, and no amount of racist, reactionary vitriol can change the great accomplishments we've already seen from this show.

Like Marina?
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I thought the same, because of the hands, the boobs, and the fact that we see the human head beneath the helmet in an explosion, but if that's the case then why are there monitors on the OUTSIDE of the helmet? Who are those screens for?

>The Klingons are no longer thinly veiled "others' and represent a real faction of American society that is too afraid of change to move beyond their archaic traditions.
i can sorta understand everything else you said except that. if you honestly think this then you're trying too hard to find the politics in everything. now get back to your rick/morty and firefly bullshit over at the other site.

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Crossover when?

From all we know the character is dead.

>ywn have a teep gf

lying

*BEEEEEEEEP*

>literally the only good part
>fix'd

Walking past her in corridor 20min earlier:
>Get Lucky?

>STD

i'm really upset about this question

This indeed was the best thing about STD

A sexy female whose ugly face, and mouth we don't have to deal with.

>It's been much too long, I feel it coming on, the feeling is in my bone.

I wonder if Daft Punk will sue them.

Bazinga!

All this talk of robot love... meanwhile on the Orville it's all about the goo boys being attracted to anyone wearing green.