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Wolvs calling She-Hulk sloppy seconds

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Slut shaming in Marvel? Oh no

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She wouldn't even feel my micropeen

Both Clint and Cap have good taste. Nice.

who wrote this trash?

Why would she lie about not having sex with the Juggernaut?

God that's a hell of a women. The height, the muscle, THE HAIR. All perfect.

Post Whores...

Tyler Kirkman was for this 1 panel flawless...

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Jesus what is this?

I gotta go mindlessly fuck some dudes. Sorry Husband, I only want to fuck dudes who want my tight ass, not ones who love me or who are about me in anyway beyond my tits.

Juggernaut is supposedly gay too.

Anyway a normal sized girl wouldn't want a manlet like Logan never mind a big girl like Shulk.

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They're not married in the Ultimate universe, but yeah it's fucked.

Mugga you spent half of your X-Man life going after Cyke's sloppy seconds while she still had splooge in her. Who wrote this inconsistent shit?

Nice.

well, in perspective she fucking die in her universe alongside with ben grim "aka the cheating bastard" while reed survived.

What a bitch. She's all smug about it too.

Is this why Ultimate Reed became a super villain

this was the moment when kyle change from being cuckolded to "let´s go get Hal girl pregnant"?

So the Ultimate universe follows slasher movie rules?

so whats the deal with this crap

buncha incel dorks projecting their insecurities with women upon literal superhumans? dudes who have never had a relationship with a woman demonstrating an inability to write either? simple resentment? I'm trying to figure out the angle that they're coming at this shit with, whether its incompetence or malice or what.

This was part 1: "It´s nice that you love me and are serious about me but my pussy wants more fun"
Part 2 was: "When the flood came (Ultimatum) where were you???booo booo, what you were saving the world??? what kind of excuse is that I wanted you with me, I know that if you did not save the world I would be dead but I needed you and you were not then!!!"
Part 3: "I am fucking Ben now"
Then he went full villain.

It seems these writers live in a bubble where being 30+ and running around having meaningless sex with strangers is not a cry for help.
How much cocaine does a man need to snort to think that's how people work?

Yeah?

Well he was friendzoned.

Several times.

I assume Wolvie's outrage is cause Juggernaut is a villain, not because she's a 'slut'.

And dad zoned. He basically is the founder and president of the Democratic Republic of Dad Zone. Elected each year by all the little girls.

>Juggernaut is a villain
It varries.

garbage writers shoehorn in "drama" to appeal to garbage readers

well jubilee wanted to fuck him in one comic when she got old
the he made a comment that sounded like he was a pedo

Are you implying that no woman has ever cheated on a man out of spite, and this looks like pure fantasy?
Granted it makes her look like a bitch, but I wouldn't assume that's a message you're supposed to generalize to all women.

Women do this constantly. Especially to those deployed.

If they didn't write this it would ruin my suspension of disbelief.

It's not malice. It's just fact. Women do this.

so the first one then

So it is total fantasy to you that one fictional woman could be a bitch, then.

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that is the dumbest shit i have heard today

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That art is absolute shit.

I think Sue is like 18-20 here.

They even made ben lose the rocky shell and go super hunk and shining mode so Sue could fuck him with no worries.

Nah, he just knows that he can't please a woman that has been fucked by Juggernaut.

If the Juggernaut is unstoppable, what happens when he comes?

>30+
Once again, Ultimate universe, dingus.

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No she didn't start a relationship with Ben until the very end of the Ultimate Doomsday Trilogy after Reed went Doomy

It is at this point Ultimate Reed became a villain

>How dare you put the lives of trillions throughout the galaxy in front of our relationship?
How can anyone even begin to justify this?

Nobody can, it was some serious character assassination because the author either hated the character or didn't care about her at all and decided to use her for some cheap drama so we could feel sorry for Kyle.

She-Hulk is literal perfection.

Wut

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who is that woman?

>Invisible Woman breaks up with Ultimate Reed
>simply says that she wants to have some more fun with guys that aren't literal nerds
>says it upfront, doesn't fuck around
>WTF REED DESERVES TO OWN THAT PUSSY, SHE IS HIS FOREVER

>birth of a super villain.jpg

Zarda also known as Power Princess. Either way

THICC

Who is she?

Power Princess? Isn't she from Squadron Supreme? What's going on here?

>Cap learned everything about modern American pop culture from Futurama
Why is this so perfect

Is this real, or is this just something Kamala wrote?

>That's not an astronaut! It's a TV comedian, and he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

>Uh, hey dude, I'm really appreciating your love, but what I need right now is go out there and fuck some dudes because-
She doesn't say she feels unfulfilled or anything.
She says that she needs to go fuck some randos.
That's porn-level reasoning.
It's not about anyone's rights but about terrible reasoning.

No clue man, I just did a reverse image search and all I know is it's from the ultimate universe.

>She doesn't say she feels unfulfilled or anything.

Are you stupid?

Would Cap even be able to handle her after she's used to Hyperion dick?

it older than Kamala. I get that no one reads comics but could you at least lurk Sup Forums

So I have to have encyclopediac knowledge of every comic ever published so I can immediately tell when the comic some crop was taken out of was published?
Fuck you.

Sonny, it's about time I let you know why they were really called "the greatest generation"...

Don't forget the attitude. Fun, easygoing, a relentless optimist...

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Like her old husband who got old when she didn't? He was from the same generation as Cap, right?

... and there was a reason why she put a ring on that!
Greatest.

It's funny because in universe she totally didn't. It was an alt-reality clone.

Now I see. Post more thunder-thighs!

no but when the same shit gets reposted lots of times than you should remember it

.....and what

Hawkman is based and he needs more respect.

>not wanting to fuck reed, a man that can stretch his penis into anything.

Hawkman has lived through and remembers like 30 different fucking lives and all of them ended in tragedy. He doesn't have time for anyone's shit and simply doesn't give a fuck. He's great. Hawkgirl is good too.

>you are too deep for me
seriously?
>I want to whore around a bit and maybe I will call you once im done.
this is not a straightforward action. yes its better than cheating on him behind his back but come on

she doesn't even want to get back with him, shes BREAKING UP with him

she never once considers getting back with him, especially since she starts dating ben later

it didn't even work. This was the issue that soured me on Kyle. He acted like such a bitch here.

didn't johnny melt his face off after he faked his death and fixed Ben? I mean blowing up your house is a crime but that reaction always struck me as extreme

then they left him for dead in the negative zone

SHE'S A WHORE ??

That guy's mission was to spread rumors about She-Hulk shagging Juggernaut?

Why did Logan refuse the offer ? i thought Logan is the type of guy that want refuse a girl when she ask and want to do it with him

Part 4: Ultimate Sue become Kang and tell Reed that the only way to save the universe is that he goes into full villan.

Life suck so much for him.

did they fuq?

The Ultimate Unverse has a crossover with the Supreme one, it's partially written by Straczynski; Ultimate Power and Ultimate Human.

That page is from loebs (sigh) and cho's The Ultimates 3.

I'd pay for a show like that

Can't blame her for wanting some sexy manlet.

No its New Ultimates.
Ultimates 3 was Joe Mad.

She looks like Nathan Explosion.

True, my mistake. Still bad, but sightly better than the other.

That's what kinda ticks me off. That's it, she gets told Clint killed Bruce and that the verdict just came through and then BOOM nothing.

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>Women do this constantly. Especially to those deployed.
There's a reason why "Dear John letter" became a common term in WWII.