Brit/pol/ - Tomorrow's papers edition

>Farage live on LBC at 9am
lbc.co.uk/phone-farage-nigel-farages-lbc-phone-in-96461

>Today's Papers 9/9/16
sli.mg/a/i3qo2N

>British police force says it may allow female officers to wear burkas as part of uniform
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/09/british-police-force-says-it-may-allow-female-officers-to-wear-f/

>Swiss offer EU solution for Britain
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37312807

>Border poll survey says 8/10 voters unchanged by Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37309706

>All schools to get a chance to become grammars under Theresa May's plans
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/all-schools-to-get-a-chance-to-become-grammars-under-theresa-may/

>Nick Clegg attacks Leave Camp and blasts Nigel Farage for Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/708549/nick-clegg-nigel-farage-donald-trump

>European bankers will be exempt from migration curbs after Brexit, Philip Hammond reveals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/european-bankers-will-be-exempt-from-migration-curbs-after-brexi/

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nth for EFTA and free movement

>British police force says it may allow female officers to wear burkas as part of uniform
How are you meant to identify a police officer if their fucking face is covered?

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>being this racist

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Do you currently identify police officers by their face?

Which one of you fuckers took my beret? I'll have you know the police are backtracing your IPs as we speak.

Can we have a nice /comfy/ late night thread lads?

What are you up to?

Wow don't be so fucking racist you intolerant shitlord

i'm more worried about what happens if you have to pursue someone on foot
those things arent made for running

Fuck celtic 2bh

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Wow lol, sorry for cucking your nation, your culture, and your people. Impending full Americanization won't be all bad, I promise.

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It's practical. At least after a car crash, they'll be more effective traffic cones now

Jej

Looking for a Job/apprenticeship something in an office after realising uni wasn't for me. I mean I could do a non STEM degree but is it really worth it? Better to get a foothold on the job ladder.

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wtf I hate brexit now

Yes, along with their collar number and any other identifying information.

Degeneracy only took on a nation-wrecking form under America.
That is what the American system has led to.
In 1,000 years time, the US will be seen as the country which failed the West.

Dat 90s optimism. Couldn't make music like this today.

My parents made me go to a crap uni. Go for it, I hate it.

>people in london and paris may have more in common

Melanin or wahabi beards

that's because they're all african/middle-eastern

> wake up in the morning
> be british

How can other nations even compete?

That's a lot of butthurt.

The cuckservative party, ladies and gentleman.
I'm definitely not voting Tory if all the Cameronites just shit up everything May tries to do.

No this. kek

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Just fuck my tourism economy up.

The swans have created a device which floods English towns. They can hit us in our home turf now. It's over. They have won.

Democracy can be such a chore sometimes.

but grammar schools are bad tho

how can venice ever compete?

>you will always be English

Reminder: you suck. God confirms

Indians can stay. They literally don't interfere with others, and don't even proselytise their religions.

Pakis and nigs need to go though.

>ultra-cute Polish girl at work is in a long-term relationship
>I have to sit there and over-hear her telling her friend about their holidays together
>all of those glances at each other and slightly-too-long moments of eye-contact we've shared have meant nothing to her

>driving around on a purple ship/bus cheering people up
>no twerking
>nobody snarling/licking a gun
>no pitbulls barking in slow motion

I want to go back desu

Lol get rekt normie "travellers" and student cunts on their "gap year"

Sihks and Hindus seem to integrate way better than Muslims.

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I actually agree with you. They sort of are.
Ultimately though, it's a dichotomy, in my opinion:
1) We don't have many grammars, and are stuck with terrible progressive state education instead
2) We do have grammars and educate tens of thousands more kids in more traditional environments, even if as a % the amount of poorfags taken into grammars is low

I choose the second option every time.

shall we overtake china again lads?

Please do not post r/uk shit on here please. It is the cancer of the internet

What this graph really shows is that White British grades have been falling relative to shitskins since 2005. I wonder what action the government has taken in the last decade to help white students?

no one cares about the cripple olympics lad

RIP Greece and Spain might give a lease of life to the desolate shitholes on the coasts.

Give me that fucking poster Britton

Or we will invade

Rain is QUINTESSENTIALLY British

If you dislike rain then you are a Paki

daily reminder if you dont have atleast 2 of these your gay

Weevs AMAs are so annoying. He fucking types the answers instead of just talking. Unwatchable. And he takes like fucking 45 minutes just to get ready.
A bit annoyed. They'd be so fun to watch if he just fucking verbally answered the questions and didn't type them as well.

>literally dumber than banglas
that's fucking embarrassing. bangladesh is terrible at everything.

Hello reddddit xDd

Literally nothing. White British working class males get the worst grades of any demographic in schools now, and by a long way.

This

>tfw kissless hugless virgin
>tfw comfy shut in
>tfw voted for Brexit to fuck up normie dreams and toff gap yahs
>tfw reading the meltdown of people I knew from school on referendum night was glorious

Feels good man

That's a fine Pepe

I love sitting in my conservatory and listening to the rain

So comfy

Eh?

>working with brudne polki

Disgusting

That's seen as progress, lel.

Anyway, I don't actually defend the white working class. I genuinely think they are scum.

there are like 3 north korea threads up right now, whos doing this1!?

How does one go about claiming few quid from Mastercard lads?

>tfw too poor to afford a conservatory

I just want a nice house to chill by the fire and shite desu lads

yeah I only use them for political point scoring against leftists, because they do sometimes pretend to care about them

Lad come on, Indians and East Asians are just smarter than us.

NOT BETTER. And I'm not saying they should ever take us, just that they're smarter. Enoch Powell understood this.

Or it could mean the education system is orientated around shitskins.

>wow pajeet you performed so well in the poo coursework
>BILLY -10 POINTS FOR BEING A FUCKING WHITE MALE GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND TAKE YOUR TRANSGENDER MEDS

Spazalympics

Honest question lads:
Why doesn't Syria enter the paralympics?
Surely their team would dominate at the moment?

Ive made this point on the Guardian.

Indians do better than whites. No one complains. East Asians do better. No one complains.
But whites do better than blacks, and people complain.
So it looks like the Leftist vision is basically for whites to be at the bottom of the pack.

>I don't actually defend the white working class. I genuinely think they are scum.

w-wow thanks a lot m-mate

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I'm working class living at home desu. No fire though

Untrue. They just have parents that put more pressure on them to study. At the highest levels of academia it is nearly all westerners on top.

She has published a scientific article (with other people, though). She dresses nicely. She has long blonde hair, undyed, and she looks like that Kasia girl who did loads of solo porn.
I could hardly ask for more, being scientifically inclined myself, and natural-looking.
Top feels.

don't let Oliver get to you, he's probably only seen working class people in documentaries about binge drinking

>Lad come on, Indians and East Asians are just smarter than us.
Since the graph shows all GCSEs results are you saying the exams are purely academic, even PE and art?

I wonder what employers will think of that.

You know grammar schools will never pass right? It will be blocked by leftist backbenchers in the commons or by the Lords just like tax credits, disability cuts or the new unions bill.
Theresa may needs to call early elections asap to increase the margin of conservatives or risk have the government paralysed and hijacked by her own MPs.

you are your own worst enemy. you'll never succeed unless you accept them as your brothers of the blood of your nation.

t. working class

Yeah nah sounds like typowy robacki

Does she have an eye colour that isn't brown?

I went to a grammar school m80
They have always been around.
There are currently lots of active Grammar schools in the UK

Sorry. I am just sick of violent/aggressive shits.
I live in a lwoer class town and I can hardly walk around without boy-racers driving past and making weird noises directed at me from out the window of their shitty little Clio.
Aggressive, violent behaviour is heavily concentrated in the lower class. They cannotin2 civilisation.
I speak from the perspective of a relatively rural Shropshire wannabe-toff, so you can see where the clashes arise.

I do accept them as racial/familial brothers, but they are brothers who I do not like.
I am a strong advocate of white males achieving an identity which includes helping themselves explicitly as brotherly kin. But I strongly identify as being a member of the middle-class subgroup of that white male group.

>Hate and the UK's invisible minority.
I bet that's about jews.

Commonwealth, not Common Market.

Her eyes are weird. They are brown in some light, and blue in others. If you saw her from a distance, you'd assume she must be blue-eyed. But get closer and you see that they aren't very blue.

There's 160 or so left in England. I was obviously referring to her plans to allow new ones to be built or converted.

And the fact so much of our urban areas (many of them high value ones) are filled with nogs on housing benefits, it's even more important to stop them from having a right to attend the best schools just because the council pays for a roof over their heads in the best neighbourhoods.

What is with all this cartoon shit? I have tolerated this for too long. You fucking weeaboos will be in the gas chambers along with the niggers and muslims.

>I can hardly walk around without boy-racers driving past and making weird noises directed at me from out the window of their shitty little Clio.
I used to get that when I was a skinny teenager. They won't bother you once you look like you can handle yourself.

>London
>England
Try again.

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Just give her a back door bonus

Arguments for the comprehensive education system are probably some of the weakest and easily debunked.

I hope nobody here is that daft.

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