Tfw co-workers name is Paul Allen

>tfw co-workers name is Paul Allen

Let's see Paul Allen's card.

Wow just like me Halberstram

GREAT sea urchin ceviche

Hi Bill. Cure malaria yet?

no can do

>tfw effortless dubs

shoot some subtle dubs at him, see if he plays along

So fucking close

I got an 8:30 rez at Dubsia.

I work with an Emily Dickinson AND an Edgar Poe.

Does he like Huey Lewis and the News?

If dubs, it turns into a feet thread

8:30? on a friday night? how'd he swing that?

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat ___ _____ ______!

Haha, here are the dubs.

nice try pal

You fags can't even get repeating digits in a shit post thread.

>Great! See your chin Ceviche!
What did Allen mean by this? Who was Ceviche? Why didn't Harren ever explain this line?

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was getting dubs part of my plan?

Ay deez dubs be mine yo

This is dubssudio.

>23 posts and no dubs
Jesus guys

These kind of threads just repulse dubs.

Embarrassing.. just like not having a 9:30 res at dorsia

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paul, squash

jesus guys, watch how easy getting digits is

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8 fucking digits? Are you mad? Share some with the rest of us

Sea urchin

check em'

Let's see his card

You are all gay homos!

I don't wish to get doubles

this thread is shameful

Has god left us?

Shit thread

You don't have to get dubs to work here, BUT IT HELPS!

Romalian Eggshell

Fucking Dorsia waiters.

fools, this is how you do it

Nice digits u nitwit

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but what does it mean?

Yeah...well it's not great, huh?

Your compliment was sufficient luis.

What's the real world equivalent of dorsia?

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Ask and ye shall receive.

Seems like Masa in NYC, not a lot of seating and it is the most expensive too

dubs

You guys suck at dubs.

Let me show you how it's done

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Nicely done user

Real talk, what did that fag was talking about?
The Sikh killing Israelis in Sri Lanka? Did that happen?

Also why was Dubsguy called a spineless faggot?

>its a Sup Forums tries to get dubs episode

Yes, I know it's a little late but is it possible to reserve some dubs at 8 or 8:30 perhaps?

right back at ya

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You gotta tip the stylist at least double digits

Checked trips

losers

If you do not check these dubs I will kill you

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Missed it by one

Why did he put his IP address to his business card?

>tfw co-workers name is Bobby Dubb

low bait.

how did this movie get associated with dubs

lol, this shit is so easy

that was how you accessed a website back in the 80s, you typed the IP in the URL bar

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LUCKY JEW BASTARD

oyAAHHHH

I've got a double res at Dorsia

Wtf, is that charls?

this thread needs more dubs

Hey Paul

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What's going on over here?

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>dubs thread

oh africa, brave africa

it was a trips riot

to same mumber

disappointing thread

yes

Paul Allen's card is indeed a work of art. My heart jumped a little when I saw it again after all that dross. First of all, no retarded textures: simple, plain, white ( or "subtle off-white"). The size of the letters is perfect: very easily legible and clear. Notice how the address and contact details are written in two separate lines at the bottom. This allows them to be big enough to make out easily, it allows the address to be intuitively separated from the fax/telex numbers, it avoids the situation of having to squeeze that salad of symbols into a thin pathetic ribbon scratched at the bottom, like the others do. it allows the two lines of information to use up the space at the bottom of the card and prevents the information spilling over into the corners and distracting from the rest of the card. Text is embossed, name and position is in bold, of course, with the name written in larger font, tying the card together. At first I was conflicted about the serif-situation: I stated early that serifs are the source of class, but there was something about his lettering that seemed to defy that. Now I take a closer look and see that he actually does use serifs, but they're so discreet that you almost can't make them out. The resulting effect is phenomenal though: it still looks authoritative, even without the established, lofty vibe of fonts with more classical serifs. If there were one criticism I had to offer, I would say the company name could be written in bolder font with larger serifs, but I fear the card is already balancing on a perfect combination of simplicity and compositional density, and this would overcomplicate it.

o i c

i thought only baneposting guaranteed dubs?

baneposting delivers.

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no it doesn't

ty bro

yes it does check dubs

ain't trips, tho

check the post i said it delivers dubs not trips hothead.

let's just be friends

daww thats cute

here, have a catboy