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>5 years late

I still remember telling to myself "don't, don't, don't" while the 2 aliens were trying to get off the planet.
If the they got to be stuck on earth I would've seriously started screaming and trashing my whole setup.

this guy is seriously burning his own career to the ground by not making a sequel.

>he shows up again
>he says he meant 3 years for his people

Takes us on Earth a year to go around the sun once. Takes Neptune 164 years to do it.

Ask yourself, do you *really* want to see what will happen to Earth when Christopher comes back?

Christopher is probably going to come back and enslave humanity

What film is this?

if he makes a sequel, he will burn the memory of his only good film

district 69

Halo

District 13

Thought so. Good alien kino

I DIDNT FOOK NO PRAWN MAN

THE SWEETIE MAN

A sequel would be garbage.

he was so adorable

Is this movie "The Lobster" I heard about?

I read recently that he wants to make a prequel

Are you saying thats 'fake news'?
This guy is litterally Sup Forums

164 Earth-years is only 1 year on Neptune you science denier.

No this is from ''the little crustacean that could''

That's what he said, dipshit.

thanks user
you are the reason I keep coming back

I'm not a dipshit your a dipshit fuck you man.

Yeah, you're clearly a dipshit and a retard.

yeah well if i'm a retard your a dotard go back to Sup Forums

yes

Oh you were just pretending to be retarded all along hahaha

No, you actually made a mistake, and now you're too autistic to admit it so you're shitposting. What a failure you are.

K I N O

He is nothing like Sup Forums

Jesus HAHAHAHA

Yeah, you're clearly a dipshit and a dotard.

Just stopping by to say you murdered that fag. GG no re.

There's the autism flaring up again.

Agreed.

District 10 WHEN LADS

#REKT

Just stopping by to say your mom's a fat bitch.

If people could just admit their fuckups on this site without resorting to autistic pseudo-trolling, imagine what a world that would be.

NO, YOU ARE! FUCK ;__;

YOU MADE IT. YOU MADE ME CRY

You don't even have to admit it. Just stop posting.

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>four dubs

>local redditor continues his epic shitposting quest to cover his mistakes on an anonymous image board

what a retard, I thought it might have been a simple mistake, but calling someone
>you science denier
has brain-dead retard written all over it

>four dubs

dubs dubs dubs dubs

You deserve those dubs sir, well done

The opposite mate, if he knew he could make a solid sequel he'd do it

>he doesn't believe victor fucked an alien
Helly drumpfie

gg on the quad dubs

muh catfood

>when you realize your ancestors hadn't even fought the Civil War yet when it was last year on Neptune.

I've never enjoyed movie villains (sort of) getting their comeuppance more than when the guy gets into the mecha and starts whopping ass.

Man I thought this was gonna be some kind of satirical mockumentary about the hypothetical realistic social and political reaction of weird space aliens landing on earth. Got so fucking disappointed when all the african warlord and genetic mutation shit started happening

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The guy is a hack and got lucky with District 9.

It's the only rational explanation why it's so good.

shut up

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