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Don't mind me, just posting the two best characters/actors from DS9 edition

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Those aren't Ferenghi.

I said it last time, I'll say it again...

I went to his shop one time to get a jacket.

It came back, and the sleeves were too long; so I complained.

Next thing you know, my computer won't boot and my dog is dead.

I don't care if he's the only tailor in the quadrant, I'm still giving his shop a one star rating.

My fucking nigga

Are you sure you want to do that, my good friend? I would so hate for anything to happen to you...

Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

>you will never replay historical battles in a holodec with your bro

were they good guys or bad guys?

Commander, tell me about your shitty memes.

A friend of mine warned me about you. Last time I saw him, he was picking up an optolythic data rod for some unnamed customer.

You haven't seen him, have you?

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"good" and "bad" are such inflexible words.

>We have a lot of right wingers in /trek/ threads. Their cognitive dissonance is insane

I'm not a right winger but I call for race realism because it's just biology.

Leftist liberals act like strict religious types except their god is a lack of truth in race.

Oh, I do so hate when a simple, plain tailor like myself gets accused of such heinous things. No, I am quite innocent.

Would you mind turning around? I'd like to admire the cut of your suit.

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

What's my name?

Smiley.

Miles 'fuck the king' Obrien

Ya, we all heard about you.

Career going fine, serving on the flagship of the fleet.

Next thing you know, there's a transporter accident with your wife and suddenly everyone finds out about your inconvenient predilections.

Next thing we know, you're transferred to the far side of the galaxy, put away in an unknown station, out of site, hopefully out of mind.

OBRIEN?

Miles 'turned down prime Cardassian pussy for Keiko' O'Brien
odd name, but it fits

He doesn't racemix with bloody spoon heads!

I mean... just LOOK at him. Is this the sort of creep you want hanging around YOUR daughters?

Watch it Kira

What is /trek/'s official opinion?

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UnIronically like ST:D so far

racist potatonigger

like Clockwork

Miles 'Leaves Cardassians in Piles' O'Brien

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saved

Yeah but Bajorans don't drink fish juice

How much time do you think he spent with Kira in the holosuites, wiping out spoonheads?

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>not drinking fish juice
W E A K

Welcome to Quark's, hoo-man! What can I get for you?

Beer.

>no damar
TRASH

Prune juice! Chilled!

a night with one of your dabo girls

leeta

The fuck is the point of a tailor in a society with replication tech?

I only had that pic, lad.
Dukat, Garak, Damar, Weyoun/Brunt, Winn (inb4 'she was a cunt and that makes her a bad character' comments) were the best characters played by the best actors

Got any cardie killing holo programs?

Say what you will about Winn, but the fact that you despise her really says a lot about her actress

>Respected Empire

exactly. I'd even go as far as to say she was probably the best female character on Star Trek (who was in more than one episode ofc). The show has never been very strong with their women, which I don't mind, but when you do get one who isn't just eyecandy you do start to wonder wtf the point of some of the female characters is (besides the obvious).

So who was the best female in Star Trek?

Miles "Transportin spoon children from shelter to the smelter" O'brian

underrated post

From a certain point of view.

Miles "You, Me, and Setlik makes three" O'Brien

>most people like the Orville
You faggots are so easily pleased.

Orville was a good palate cleanser after watching STD

So are these nuts

*links with you*

i got enough STD already thank you very much

Miles "cardie culler" O'Brien
Miles "spoonhead smasher" O'Brien

How could there be war crimes, when there wasn't any war?

Was there a less terrifying or capable enemy than the Kazon (Ferengi aside)?

Rape gangs.

Bolians

I fucking hate their hair so much.

Wrong.

kill yourself

I want to _____ Damar!

get me some root beer

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>discuss wine preferences with

>Nerys let me tell you about your mothers sexual organs

Casey is so qt

Star Trek Dominion Wars.
Yay or nay?

What Episode gives you the most feels, /trek/

It's Only a Paper Moon.

Vulcan love-slave (male) volume 4.

Hollow Pursuits, specifically when Barclay is telling Geordi about his shyness. Hits too close to home.
>You're just shy, Barclay.
>Just shy...sounds like nothing serious, doesn't it? You can't know.

Colm Meanie

Total ass. Everything was wrong. Everything.

You're filth. How can you like a show so badly acted and has absolutely no tension?

Speaking of, who has the best ass in all of Trek

Me

Hi Shatner, hows the family?

And baby I hear the Order callin'
Yamok sauce and fine kanar

And maybe I seem a bit indescript
Yeah maybe, but I got you fooled!

But I don't know what to do with all that yamok sauce and fine kanar.
Or the Tal Shiar.

Good night Cardassia!

Did they purposefully make Barclay sympathetic?
Sometimes he's /literallyme/.

lmao, pretty good, user
dunno, I want to say yes. I doubt they expected Dwight to play him without any sympathy.

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I don't think I'll be able to form a good opinion until episode 3

The writers went "haha let's make a character to make fun of autistic Trekkies (which is 99% of the fanbase)" but actually wrote him to be very believable and give people the feels.

>Their cognitive dissonance is insane

whoever that poster was he doesn't know what the term cognitive dissonance means

Dude was based. Came forward in time a century and proceeds to fight the Borg with zero fucks given

I just hope we get at least one or two episodic plots. It doesn't seem like that's going to happen though.

What does he taste like?

>Watching 1st episode of ST:D
>Another character must balance their logical Vulcan upbringing with their human emotion

There is no balance, she is overly emotional and bases all of her decisions on feels. Typical woman to be honest.

It's funny because /trek/ promised me that she would be flawless and always right and win every argument because yas queen slay.

Instead she's a real human bean.

I re-watched all of TNG should i watch the movies (ive seen all of them) or should i just move onto DS9

not even the worst alt righters or gamer gaters can claim she's a mary sue

she pretty much fucked up for 90% of the episode

Move on to DS9.

I mean, if you've seen the movies already anyway, then go straight to DS9. Or rewatch the movie you remember liking the most (probably gonna be First Contact, but hey, maybe not).

LDLs.

The movies are awful.