>Phone Farage live on LBC at 9am
lbc.co.uk
>Today's Papers 10/9/16
sli.mg
>Government to force BBC to name stars paid more than £150,000
telegraph.co.uk
>Britons may have to apply to visit Europe under EU visa scheme
theguardian.com
>Met Police considers claim Keith Vaz broke law
bbc.co.uk
>Tim Martin destroys Brexit doom-monger claims and says UK doesn't need EU trade deal
express.co.uk
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>friday night feels
>still in the EU
>still no gf
>tfw no gf because you're prepping for the race war
I'm talking about basic addition m8
>ywn be an Adonis
Just had a big wank lads
I think my barber is hot as fuck. How do I into her vagina?
Thinking of going to Brazil for a holiday next time around, lads.
Ask her if she does manscaping
The happenings have all dried up, lads.
You know news is in short supply when education is a top story.
Wear tracky bottoms when you go to get your hair cut and while it's happening pop a boner. She's see you are attracted to her and it will be smooth sailing from there out.
What to?
Reconquer Jamaica for sugar, rum and colonial glory, lad.
nth for everyone tweet how 'problematic' Owen is insinuating women are 'objects' to be 'won'. and sit back for the inevitable public apology tomorrow.
hello is this some real life softporn I can watch between waiting for primitive technology uploads. :)
>tfw still recovering from massive drinking binge two days later
feels anxious and twitchy
The last few months have been mental on the happening front, I could do with a bit of respite.
Too fucking hot
Next happenings
2015
>Labour party disintegration
2016/17
>May fails to deliver Brexit
Probably soon
>Queen dies
Can't think of any more right now
Why'd you go to Jamaica? the paralympics is happening right now in Brazil?
>>Queen dies
Can't wait tbqh.
Some degenerate porn about raping an anger management therapist's face
That makes me like him a bit.
He's still a cunt for wanting to overturn the referendum.
Got army selection next friday in Edinbrugh any last minute things I should know lads?
Get the rope lads.
Next happenings will be global economy related. We get to laugh at the EU disintegrating again.
Watching Mama alone lads, fucking bricking it.
Why?
Fuck me, I posted in the wrong thread
Reminder that we fucked over students for good and annoyed lefties all over the world.
God bless us.
Why can't you, lad? She's a good monarch, and still pretty hot.
I get my haircut by a cute girl too. But she's married and I'm a kissless hugless virgin so no chance
>tfw she's touched me more than any other woman
You are completely uneducated on the topic of IQ and heritability. Your five years in secondary school have taught you getting more educated will change your genes? Intelligence is largely determined by genetics, and you can't change those.
Whether you spend your life as an illiterate bricklayer or become a successful academic won't change the genetic component of intelligence of your progeny one jot.
Indeed, if you are of above average intelligence and have five children as an illiterate bricklayer you will have contributed more to the average intelligence of your nation than if you became an academic with no children.
>Why should John be fucked over simply because you don't want to deal with the problems of the lower class properly?
Because the long-term price of John's success may be collapse of his country.
Cromwell as fuck.
You massive fucking traitor
I think she does tbqh. She whispered in my ear that she thinks I'm hot with a great jawline, but I didn't do anything about it. She also gives me free massages.
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Impeccable pecs
Mother wanted to hang out before I go to university. Also
>I am half jamaican
Hanging yourself?
Tax leech.
Cromwell's a misunderstood historical figure.
How to build chest like that?
>Mrs Mischief
Good choice, lad.
Though I'm not sure whether or not I should happy with knowing exactly what video or performer you were talking about.
Ha, fuck off toffs and normies
You'll stay here and suffer with us
Saw Nige sitting outside on his own at a Mexican restaurant in my town yesterday evening. Didn't want to bug him, so I didn't.
I never joined but my Grandad always told me 'lock your bloody things up because there's right scoundrels in the army'
The royal family makes way more money than they cost in tax.
for you you traitor!
>Charles III will die of old age less than a week after his coronation and will curse his mother's name with his final breath
That was impressively and worryingly precise
You don't wank to Primitive Tech's videos do you
Good to know they're keeping the NHS afloat then.
I want a mass deportation of poles
How can you need assistance on this.
Ask her out for a drink ffs.
>misunderstood historical figure
wew
>>I am half jamaican
Don't come back.
Fuck I'm jealous
The women in my hairdressers treat me nice but I think they're just being polite. Unless one of them directly asked me out I'd be too clueless and scared
Comes from the same family as Thomas Cromwell, who's just as misunderstood.
charles has made peace with his role
he's an influential and well-respected figure without being king, although i feel he would be much better suited over william. harry would be better than william. monarchy over parliament when.
Woh don't be so racist man!
>hairdresser brushes your head with her huge rack
Is it on purpose?
All I get is "your hair is really thick"
Ask her out you fucking mong.
>whispers in your ear
>says you're attractive
>free massages
Jesus Christ you're letting us down here lad.
Blame the NHS deficit on tax dodgers and lazy unenterprising scroungers f a m
>lazy unenterprising scroungers f a m
Why blame yourself?
That's such a comfy feel. I freeze up though.
>Your five years in secondary school have taught you getting more educated will change your genes?
Where did I say that? GCSE achievement isn't solely based on genes, that's ridiculous. There's the quality of teaching and classroom experience.
>Intelligence is largely determined by genetics, and you can't change those
"Intelligence" in a school sense is just about learning and regurgitating infromation which is easier to do when you have better peers and teachers. A smarter child in a poor school won't excel just because of genetics if teaching/learning environment is ineffective.
Again, did you attend a state school?
Morning lads.
Here's another fresh link
>twitter.com
Northern Ireland // Border poll voting intention:
Stay in the UK: 63%
Join the Republic: 22%
(via Ipsos Mori / 16 Aug - 02 Sep)
It's easier to roleplay as a successful self employed businessman who graduated from Oxford with a STEM degree and currently earning £200,000 than it is to admit he's a fat balding NEET parasite.
kek everytime
Good lads
It's 11:30pm , hardly the morning
same as me. but she also regularly pushes her tits against my back/shoulders cause i'm so tall in the chair.
>waking up at 11:30pm
>(ugh I really wish this lanky twat would stop coming here sexually harassing me)
You're going to be arrested soon laddy.
why do you britfags keep photoshopping pacifiers on teenage animu girls?
>Trying to quit porn
>Complete absence of gf and social life
>Nothing interesting happening
Serious decline in comfiness right here, I don't think I'm going to make it...
Why do you Aussies keep losing wars to the local flora and fauna?
Goodnight lads
They're called dummies, lad.
>Trying to quit
Don't bother. I lasted a month and was restless and agitated constantly.
that's not a retort you know
Hey no need to be rude.
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>Trying to quit
Don't try, do.
>tfw I'm scared to go to sleep because I know I'll sleep in and miss phone farage
I guess it's an all nighter.
me either we'll finally be a republic and can get that silly jewnion jack off the flag tbqh
>SD card fucked up and as a result I lost a couple of porn folders I've had for 5+ years of girls I haven't spoken to in that long
This can't ever be rebuilt lads, I'm hurt
You will fall asleep at 5am.
Screencap this.
it was a bit desu
brought this back from Sup Forums lads
Thanks Yoda
When's he on? Thought that was Sundays.
'no'
How do you get that many pics? Wtf
Thanks yoda
Try some image recovery software like photorec?
It's been posted before but thank you anyway
Any more Wojaks?
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So many old sitcoms ruined by adding female characters in later seasons.
SCOT/pol/ thread. Thanks.
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He's on at 10am.