POO IN LOO OR WE'LL MAKE FUN OF YOO

POO IN LOO OR WE'LL MAKE FUN OF YOO
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/09/08/indias-government-is-now-shaming-people-into-using-toilets/

Swing and a miss

>Critics said it endorsed patriarchal attitudes.
How terrible tried to stop women shitting on the street.

Post yfw India breaks out into civil war once the shitting streets are taken away

Wait, what?? Why don't people use toilets? Is this a joke?

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They don't like too. I mean in general it feels best to go outside but we do it for hygeine reasons. In their culture shit is important.

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The toilet is a western invention. Some still can't comprehend such technology.

Makes sense. Just shit in the fucking toilet for fucks sake.

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They have designated shitting streets.
Tourism is going down as pooping in the ocean has become popular.

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In India there is a witch that will guard every single toilet, and as she can only be warded off with approx 1 USD worth of gold being in the household, the poor people of India instead have to shit in the street like monkeys.

The ocean doesn't have witches in it, but it does have water, so it shows they're progressing as a species a little bit at a time.

>Loo witches

How will they do it?

They subcontract the job to Dyson.

>New Deli subway station
>Ask policeman where is the toilet
>Points in direction of the bushes and smiles
>You saw and smelled a lot of disgusting stuff in last couple of days here, so you decide that you are better than this and suffer all the way to your B&B

So our tactics are going to be used by the Indian Government?

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Why are we giving india shit for this. it's honestly good, their government better have some balls to reform their citizens