Its the shitty moms fault for being single

its the shitty moms fault for being single

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>i can't
>WHY
>becoz the door is not open all the way
Truly a genius of this generation

when I think of who is behind blacked posting I imagine someone that looks like this

>I had high hopes but then he went right back to it
wow it's almost like this scare them straight bullshit doesn't actually work

>i got your pimple prick right here

he'll be a fully transitioned code monkey in 10 years

That kid slayed.

MOVE A LIL FASTER I'M SLEEPY

>120 IQ is considered high

Are Americans really this retarded?

explain

>Seth is 14 years old
>Seth's mom is 16 years old
Hmmmmm...

So apparently you're a genius if you don't believe in God?

This is for you, rise up my brotha.

when your national iq is suppressed because of niggers and spics, yeah it's well above average

"Do you believe in God?"
"YES!"
*BANG*

Europe has muslims stop deflecting

Every person named Seth is a faggot.

you can go ahead and view iq by state. most states have higher iqs than whatever shit hole yurotrash country you come from. it's only around five states dragging everything downn. yuropoors are dumb as shit

america has street smarts

Its not secret that atheists are generally smarter

>being on/ part of the street

so you are all niggers figures

What do you think your IQ is, Einstein?

>Do you want to go in there
>I can't
>Why you can't
>Because the door is not open all the way

>chill out man
>have you tried parol
based

If I remember correctly 120 is the minimum requirement to get into MENSA. But yes, it is considered high when you have a large chunk of your population who unironically have double digit IQs.

>120 IQ brainlet with adhd

I took an online IQ test that said I had an IQ of 194

somewhere between 2 and 0.1

sadly most people haven't not recognize it in me yet

yeah bro my iq is 165, stupid fat american pigs.

I would have acted the fuck out too if I had grown up in rural redneck land with a redneck mom and no dad. Any smart child is going to act out if they lack stimulus (something you will not get living in rural areas of America)

There's a correlation between being of lesser intelligence and being submissive as well as one between being smarter than your peers and being rebellious.

HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE MY BED

kys cuck

>wasting all these public resources just cause a random white trash kid who probably has adhd has nothing better to do than petty mischief
knew plenty of kids like this growing up, usually some of the chillest ones. is everyone so soyed out and phone addicted that this is a big deal nowadays?

>soyed out.
explain?
LIKE SOI SOI SOI?
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>I teach 7th and 8th grade science
>One of the first assignments they had to do was draw a picture of what they imagine a scientist looks like
>Out of 150 students, about 60 of the drew Rick
>Overheard some of my students screaming, "I'M PICKLE RIIIICK!"
>WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
>Pickle Rick has come up on multiple occasions
>These kids are 12-14 years old
>So many of them emulate Rick

Is there any hope for our future?

Yes

No

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pewd's video today was pretty funny breh

i'm an english teacher, 60-70 per cent of my classes are populated by rick and morty watchers. i'm just glad the kids are engaging with literacy that is at least slightly higher brow than reality television or sitcoms. at least rick and morty encourages vocabulary growth and poses SOME deep questions, though the answers they suggest are edgy and trash.

people unironically posting pewdiepie
calling him pewds. This place is fucked.

so how did Dan become the person he made fun of on Community anyway?

t. only seen his happywheels videos

go ahead, watch that video I posted and say you didn't like it

dan the man?

wrong, I have not seen any of his videos because im not an underage shit stain.

>nigger acting tough
>muh street smarts aka nigger smarts

>I have not seen any of his videos

Opinion discarded.

I agree that it's better than some options, but I worry that they will try to mirror Rick's behavior.

>mfw americans literally have to contact the tv and the police to give their kids manners

>not the americano bear

>He actually watches PewDiePie vids
>He thinks he's going to fit in here

Go back to the hole that spawned you, redditor

it's sort of concerning, but thus far it seems like they aren't. rick is chastised enough in the show that maybe it rubs off a bit, they know he's a terrible human being.

the alcoholism, though, is inevitable- that's just the cultural zeitgeist.

The ABSOLUTE state of underage cucks.

100 is the average

120 is considered high, yes.

>tfw i love drinking to rick and morty
really puts me in his mindset
leave, intellectuals are discussing

This.

>"I punched him in the face"
At least he's not a little bitch. Whole situation should be different though, of course.

Whoa, settle down bros. I've been on Sup Forums much longer than you youngsters. Pewds is just a few years older than me, and like me, did some cringey shit in his youth. The only difference is he broadcasted it on youtube for all to see. Felix has adapted to not only his aging audience but the older fans who picked him up after he stopped screeching on happy wheels videos.

There's a reason he has 57 million subscribers, and counting. 2nd place is 25 million subscribers behind him. He's the king of youtube, by far, and isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

reminder that fucking fred once was as big as him you nig nog

120 isn't even that high, man. Mine is higher and I'm still a fucking retard loser.

wow this board really fucked up

>fred
>blip on the radar for all of a couple weeks then vanished into nothingness
>comparable to pewdiepie

Holy fucking shit.
I'm confirmed autistic and this guy in vid related is me.

BTW, GODS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!

the kid did nothing wrong btw
I bet his shitty mom waves him around like he is one of those faggy dogs that women keep on their bags
I bet he has no father figure

>I bet he has no father figure
This is the truth. Boys, especially smart ones, will become absolute shit stains without a father or good male role model in their life.

>top 3-5% of the population
>still "a retarded loser"
Online tests are worthless.

hello reddo

pewdiepie has been /ourguy/ for a while now

The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost.

Was tested at 138 in elementary and 135 at 19.

Odin, Loki, Thor, Freya

Im yet to meet a fanbase as self loathing as this one. You guys make fun when people say this show is for smart people, but the fact is, it is. The show is full of philosophy, irony, references and a plethora of things that takes at least a somewhat educated mind to comprehend. Im not saying you cannot enjoy R&M is youre an average Joe, what im saying is that this show is smart, much like Fight Club or Wes Anderson movies are smart: they are works of art, they make you think and question your own beliefs, they critizice absurd aspects of society and upon rewatch you notice new things that add whole new dimensions to the story and characters.

The new episode just rolled out and everyone is commenting how everyone is going to quote that Rick line. Well guess what, of course people are gonna quote it, its a damn fine discourse Rick gives there, and critizicing exactly what you guys are doing. Im not posting it here to not spoil anyone, but seriuously go watch the discourse again and read between lines.

Also, i'd like to note that identifying yourself with Rick is not a "cringy" thing to do. I identify with characters from many different shows, because that what happens when you write a polyfacetic charismatic character. Im not to say I believe I'm Rick, thats just retarded in the same way putting a cape and jumping from a building is retarded, but I identify with his nihilism, his hedonism, his egoistical nature, etc.

So, can we just go back to enjoying our favourite show, see ourselves reflected in whatever the fuck character we want to be reflected, and going borderline paranoid with theories? First, because its a nice thing to do, you know, let everyone enjoy the show the way the want, and second, because by giving so much importance to the couple of retards who belittle others for not watching their favourite TV show you are going against the "Fuck all" attitude this show tries to convey.

Or as Rick said:
I don't give a fuck what you think, Jerry!

>literally being superior to 99% of people and still spends his days shitposting on Sup Forums

That's not how it works. It's the opposite. 120 means less when the average is brought down

Yeah, that was my point. IQ don't mean shit if you're a lazy asshole. I'm living goddamn proof.

yeah
and you can see he is pretty witty
>cause the door is not open all the away in

>I HAVEN'T SEEN MY KIDS
>Have you tried parole?

but what is the point of putting intelligence for studies because when you arrive home nothing will change because of it, it is not like it will make him happier or I bet the mom will treat and give him the same things if he gets and F or an A because she is desperate for attention and must feel guilty

god I should have been psychologist

135 is the best IQ to be around, when you go higher there tends to be mental illness and depression and shit. Any lower and well you're limited in career choices. 135 is the sweet spot.

pagans, really.

>im not evil im smart

I think children should go to schools with either all boys or all girls. Each gender learns differently in a class environment and public schools these days are 90% female teachers teaching the way females learn best. Boys are more hands on, less emotional, and more competitive and they do not get the proper stimuli learning at a regular public school. That's why you see these "girls have higher grades and succeed more in school", well no shit, it's literally made for them.

also uniforms and more discipline for the niggers that act out

I remember in high school I had to dumb down even my speech pattern to not get isolated
I fucking hated school

ok this kid is clearly a douche but it so fucking great to finally see a kid not cower in the face of this bullshit.
he clearly knows they arent gonna do shit to him so he doesnt care. This shit is so fucking stupid and it never works.

This is surprisingly true.
I'm at a university and for my Geography of Canada all the students were uber-liberl (especially the prof) and my questions needed to be simplified because they were to well-spoken. One of them didn't even know what patrician meant.

I'm certainly no genius, but having a vocabulary of more than 10 grunting noises is beyond the plebian student.

It's not Genius tier but it's much better than most of the nation.

I think you'd need a higher IQ than 2 to type that sentence.

I know that feel bro. When people converse with me I seem like your average normie, but sometimes I slip when I'm explaining something to them and they have no clue what I am saying, or we'll be in a class together and the test results come back and I have a 100 and they get like a 65. I've been dumbing down my speech for so long that it's done unconsciously now, this results in people being surprised when I end up with the highest test scores because they thought I was just some random retard.

rick and mort is bran food

Not evil. Worse. ur smartt

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>"seth is extremely smart but does not use common sense"
>throws chairs and desks
>hits and kicks people randomly
>"I like to do parkour" *flails around on the ground*

Why don't they just say it? He clearly has autism.

>He clearly has autism.
or he's just a kid with no father figure, same difference at that age

This.
That mom is clearly a trailer trash whore who never should have reproduced because she's clearly dumb and irresponsible

clearly

>tfw it was the opposite for me
Why would I need to know some fancy word if there's already a popular layman word for it, like saying emerald instead of green, it's retarded and all it does is make some people feel self-important because it sure as hell doesn't improve a paper or a conversation