ITT, Mean Tweets that are probably true

ITT, Mean Tweets that are probably true

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>swn

She looks like she agrees

Would you be enthused about tugging off this cretin?

I don't think that's true she strikes me as the type of girl who is really enthusiastic but sucks.

She's probably heard the same criticism before

well, she answered "how do they know?" and smiled the cutie smile in the OP pic

What is that haircut called?

Hot

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ah-bloo-bloo

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the JUST

>at least I will go down as a president!

>cutie

Hell yes

>"how do they know?"
She says after making 100 more naked photos and videos with her iPhone.

Should have said
>at least I will go down as a two term President!

he'd still be wrong

Drumpf is already a worse president lol

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pathetic desu

how is that mean? thats a compliment

Doesn't mean she gives good hand, bro.

Emily Jean is amazing

yea, but not exactly
she strikes me as the type of girl that thinks she's too hot for anyone and anything she does is automatically enough but REALLY believes it and basically she's jerking you off and it hurts a bit and doesn't feel good but you don't want her to get angry so you don't tell her to stop

>"how do they know?"
Wow, she sure got him back.

I love Emily Jean

This egg headed Steve Jobs looking muthafucka?

I thought these were real, so I Googled them. The original tweet to that pic said "Emma stone looks like she smells like cat piss"
Bretty accurate tweet tbqh

>that twitter handle
pls b real

Is there a Jonah Hill version of mean tweets?

I think you and i are basically on the same page, especially that last part.

Like the type of girl who saw a girl spit on a dick once in porn so she spits on your dick like 8 times when once is enough and it's getting annoying.

CRY SOME MOAR!

Thats because her skill is with the lips and tongue

Is the word "hand" really not allowed to be shown on American television?

How is she attractive again? Is it her dyed hair, her boy chest, or her googly eyes?

>How is she attractive
EVERYTHING.

does jennifer lawrence have anyting to do other than give out handjobs these days?

this

i want to rape her over and over again instead of just once is how

Those lips are supposed to look seductive? Looks like a moon face pie face pig in make up. She needs to lose 20 pounds get rid of those cheeks.

>censoring the word "hand"

Seriously?

you are gay

Why would you want to be the inside of her shoe? Does she have sexy feet or something?

NO. NO. NO!

Because we care about our youth unlike Yuros

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"I think we all know me leaving is the only realistic part of that fantasy"

Did Jonah write her comeback?

This is the first time I've heard a quote. Maybe no comeback would work, but that is incredibly stupid. Is this French humor? What was the point of insulting him like that?

You're on your way there fast, friend.

heard the entire "joke"*

Jesus, it's just banter you buttblasted americuck.
>this poster is actually Jonah Hill

In the many months since this shitshow began, this is the only good comeback I've seen.

I guess I've come across a Yuropoor and outed his people's humor for what it is: shit, and it's shit regardless of whether you excuse it as "banter."

Sorry but trump got the last laugh.

Not even american and I find this kind of insulting too. She's not his friend, she has no intimacy with him at all, and they're not at a roast or anything. He's there promoting his movie, and instead of being a kind host and making him feel comfortable in her country and her show, she just calls him unatractive and laughs about it.

Then Obama should have said Trump was going to be a worse president. C'est la vie.

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Check out the pussy slayer over here!
You know this guy fucks

youtube.com/watch?v=t2oVUxTV4WA

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>t. Redditor who thinks he's superior because he watches filthy frank

Leo already did it.

Ryan was too good for this world...
youtube.com/watch?v=zaZ73Yc75YE

How is that a mean tweet?

haha someone post the soundgasm

i want to fuck that bag of flour

emma watson is very nice looking

Shes pretty

The unattractive are meant to be made fun of.

>criticism

Honestly the worst thing about it was the tranny laughing throughout the whole thing

>Leo
I say Will

yeah, like a Fisher & Paykel

Never said I was superior, just that your opinion is about as interesting and noteworthy as a wet paper towel.

You'd be at home in the movie Idiocracy

So why didn't anyone make fun of her and her twig body?

This is about mean tweets and it's relevant. Just accept it.

Reddit tier burn

Actually good but not even in the thread. She wins by default.

>what is photoshop

You tell me

>unironically being a footfag
wew lad

I didn't think you betas existed.

Literally just an objectively less attractive Lindsay Lohan in her prime.

yeah but wouldn't being the insole mean you'd be trapped against the soles of her feet?

>objectively
post discarded

Literally just a less attractive Lindsay Lohan in her prime.

Better?

You dont have to be a footfag to like her feet

Ouch, the original is worse

the 'Culturally Appropriate Me, Captain'

>you don't have to be gay to like his cock
>you don't have to be a chubby chaser to like her fat
>you don't have to be a babyfur to like her diaper

>darkies shaking with rage every day
>Tranny suicide rate through the roof
>illegals too scared to come
Best World Leader in a century - not one bullet needs to be fired to kill off the undesirables.

Kek (*¯艸¯)

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Just leave things to those two. The industry peace would settle over the tinseltown pretty soon !!!

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