we need a mime militia to fight them
Clowns spotted in North Carolina
Cameron Butler
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Jace Rivera
Dont you amerifags have guns?
Just go hunt some rednoses lmao, I dont think anyone would mind you burying some pedo clowns
James Williams
This. Wasn't there a case where one was luring the kids into the woods with money? Someone should bait them with a kid and then shoot the cunt
Dominic Harris
That's some Space Station 13 shit.
Oliver Thomas
first clown that dies by a headshot, sensation over.
Kevin Flores
I shall slay these vile xenos in the name of the emperor.
Nathan Cox
>we need a mime militia
Fuck no, the mime will just assist the clown's shittery.
Just give the cops cattleprods and round up the local unemployed into a grey suited gang armed with toolboxes.
Christian Williams
North Carolinian here.
There aren't even any clowns, this thread is lame.
Gabriel Martinez
>Chased down the clown with a machete but was unable to catch him.
So was this person just going to hack at someone likely copycat joking around over this current news story?
Daniel Hill
This.
They're probably just some edgy teens from a forum.
Christian Mitchell
devil trips
maybe we could try to lurk for this forum, if it exists, then?
Isaac Peterson
are there many niggers in NC? this could be a good way to cause a chimp out.
Cameron Clark
Sup Forums said it's a viral marketing campaign for the new version of It.
It's bullshit, but I believe it.
Hudson Flores
many nogs, but nog clowns? don't think so.
Caleb Price
>hear story about creepy pedo clown
>wear clown suit in public
>get attacked by random guy with machete
>shoot him and claim self-defense
>repeat
Christian Davis
GREY TIDE
WORLD WIDE
Hunter Long
>bait them with a kid
you're worse than hitler bro
Ryder Nelson
I'm not going to see your shitty movie now fuck off!
Benjamin Jenkins
surely it's not a viral marketing campaign
Wyatt Phillips
Something tells me this is viral marketing for that shitty "It" remake
Connor Johnson
This. A clown related horror film will be coming out soon. Book it.
Noah Moore
>Pennywise is being played by a Swede and is portrayed as being almost as young as the kids and more childish in this one
Eli Wood
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Kevin Ramirez
Who cares nigger?
Get this fuckinh shit out of here.
Logan Mitchell
a sacrificed clown means box office success. Good luck you clowns.
Jack Murphy
Too early. The movie doesn't come out until next year.
Robert Jackson
Guns don't work on clowns.
Hunter Williams
sure they do. just gotta hit em in the nose.
Caleb Wood
We're already here
Camden Allen
Wyatt Gomez
I am glad he just disappeared. Imagine the whole gang would have shown up
Isaac Carter
I would like to know more
Xavier Flores
HONK
Luis Brown
Nah, can't be. Isn't trying to lure a child into the woods with the offer of money/candy illegal? Even if you don't intend on hurting said child?
Even if the above isn't against the law, surely doing something like this classifies as inciting a panic, as there have been many calls to police about this, and the cops presence has increased around those areas as a result
Kevin Thompson
say"; Woody got wood..."
Julian Evans
clown will be lynched.