Brit/pol/ - Martin edition

>Phone Farage live on LBC at 10am
twitter.com/LBC/status/774308519604588544

>Today's Papers 10/9/16
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>Theresa May's new wave of grammar schools under threat as Nicky Morgan and Ofsted chief lead revolt
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/09/theresa-may-every-school-in-england-will-be-given-opportunity-to/

>Government to force BBC to name stars paid more than £150,000
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/09/government-to-force-bbc-to-name-stars-paid-more-than-150000/

>Britons may have to apply to visit Europe under EU visa scheme
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/09/britons-may-have-to-apply-to-visit-europe-under-eu-visa-scheme

>Met Police considers claim Keith Vaz broke law
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37321918

>Tim Martin destroys Brexit doom-monger claims and says UK doesn't need EU trade deal
express.co.uk/finance/city/709085/Tim-Martin-DESTROYS-Brexit-doom-monger-claims-and-says-UK-doesn-t-need-EU-trade-deal

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stir last night's haggis

LAND OF ST GEORGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jesus Christ give us some warning first

Someone explain this.

Why are catholic countries so shit lads? I can think of maybe two that are alright.

Too hot

What's his name again?

I'm pretty sure Catholicism isn't the cause.

If more countries actually protected their Catholic principles we wouldn't be in this mess.

t. Papist.

Who excited for the battle against the fenians tomorrow?

Just like old times.

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All of Europe is getting shit regardless of religion.

What is with this Karen dummy MAGA hat fetish lads?

All I know is he did nothing wrong

From lands end to adrians wall this is ENGLAND the land of St Geroge!

Tony Blair the Anglo Slayer

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Think they mostly just got fucked over like everyone else. Most places in the west are protestant or atheist for varying reasons. There are places like Poland but they got dicked by Russia then EU. Still not too bad. Then Catholicism decided it wanted to spread so went to shitty third world countries.

>t. Papist.
Now you've done it.

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I feel like I might be missing something here but can anyone explain why if a radicalised Muslim wants to go fight for isis we shouldn't just let them and revoke their citizenship

because sometime they come back

if you let terrorist go kill themselves in a foreign country, they win

>salty jock tries to make a scot/pol
>5 replies of insults and it hits the archive

Top tier piece tbqh

Here. Good to have the games back. Hope Barton gets his leg broke.

But if we revoke their citizenship they wouldn't be able to maybe? It feels like if we have a radical would be jihadi in our country who wants to go to Syria and we don't let them they will just try to do terrorism here?

Unite the faith, CRUSADE NOW.

Can't revoke their citizenship because it goes against their "human" rights. It's fucking wank

Get comfy boys, get real comfy.

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Funny isn't it? Even their Nige is a refugees welcome cuck. theguardian.com/politics/2013/dec/29/nigel-farage-syrian-refugees-uk
Nigel Farage calls on government to let Syrian refugees into UK
Ukip leader says responsibility to help refugees is separate from concerns over economic migration from EU countries. English race is so desperate and degenerate that chinless ugly bastard that loves the darkies is their hero and saviour.

Make a Unionist Scot thread and it'll autosage at 300 from Russian Scot SNP butthurt.

SCOTLAND SCOTLAND SCOTLAND
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I strangely like this image

not in a sexual way mind

nice b8 m8

If Theresa actually follows through with the 'british bill of rights' do you think we can? I don't know if I trust her

nah they just sneak in via EU and Calais. Even if we control the border they will still end up killing some westerners or doing something undesirable.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-37320450

Labour MP wanting to sell off our history.

Disgusting.

>CRUSADE NOW.
Think you've done enough damage tbqh.

>muslim leaves for Syria
>citizenship revoked
>declare them Hostis humani generis
>attempts to return
>executed by firing squad

Fuck human rights tbqh.

Oh buddy you've come to the wrong neighbourhood cunt.

It'll probably be an exact copy of the European one but with a few irrelevant changes.

I just want them to go away lad what do we do

Why is Labour even a thing? They hate this country.

What are you doing here, fenian?

>Birmingham might be the centre of England but Manchester is the centre of the UK
Threw up in my mouth a little.

They really are all traitors aren't they, I really wish we could redpill all the white working class northerners who don't pay much attention to politics and just vote labour because its the done thing I really do

>It'll probably be an exact copy of the European one

I fucking hope not.

>sorry mate, this muslim who just killed 29 people is only getting 6 months suspended sentence, it would be cruel to keep him in prison, poor fella isn't used it

I have faith in the Tory backbenchers, they always come through for us.

i genuinely think a volunteer crusader army under the banner of the church would be pretty good
give them some training and they will hurt ISIS
what a shame the pope is a cuck

1)Crusade
2)shoot them as they get off the plane.
you advise people that under no circumstances should anyone travel to syria without good reason (like being media/crusaders) then shoot anyone without good reason as they get off the plane. They are either radicals or stupid

>Calls it "old building in London" like it's some offhand everyday thing

>Tfw 100+ tory backbenchers voted against the sanctions on rhodesia

They can be quite based I hope they pull through

They're such idiots it's literally a UNESCO world heritage sight and commonly referred to as the mother lf Parliaments

>dude let's just have another fire of london it will get rid of all the old racist buildings lol

How can you hold back the tears while witnessing history?

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Hourly reminder scot/pol/ died after 11 posts.

>i genuinely think a volunteer crusader army under the banner of the church would be pretty good
pls, the Hungarians and Greeks really don't deserve another round of catholic work ethic

Anglo genocide when.

Oh wait - glorious greatest scot of all time - Tony Blair the Anglo Slayer - already sowed the seed of your inevitable browning and subsequent total destruction!

Reminder

I cried when the BBC officially called the result for Leave, tbqh

All I want is gf, but I have no friends, never go to parties, hardly have any freedom, and am autistic as fuck around girls.

What should I do?

reminder
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grow a pair

mail order from southeast Asia

Work on yourself and relax. Get a degree, get a job, get a car, get an apartment, and get fit. Once you have status, women come to you.

Calm down, be patient, your life doesn't have to be sorted out in your early 20s. You will have many many years to find someone who wants You. Don't focus on what others are doing. Love yourself

Can any of you coherently argue against her point?

Would bang

t.scotsman

She's a woman

Asians aren't my think tbqh famalamalam
I just want to bust a nut in something moderately attractive. Not looking to settle down

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Before you ask why I can't argue my point, I'm a victim of the state education system so her party oppressed me and I demand reparations.

So do you want a relationship with a girl or do you want to fuck random girls

>I just want to bust a nut in something moderately attractive. Not looking to settle down

Get an escort. Pay extra for the GFE, if you want.

DARE TO DREAM

>tfw it's still barely sunk in that we defied all the odds and voted Leave

A very casual relationship.

LADS. Lads. What if yeah, what if we made a law that made it so that our 1p's were now worth 1 pound, £1 coins were worth £10 etc. or something like that, so that we could go back to the good old days when your coins were actually useful?

Know what I mean? You know? Like, for this to work all current money in circulation will stay the same (old 20p's are worth 20p), but we'll introduce Nu-money that's different in worth but the same in name (the nu-20p's will be worth £2 (maybe))

Lads, I seriously think this could work. And before I get smarmy responses, yes I know my current conversions are stupid, but it will be up to economists to figure out what the nu-money will be worth in current money.

Get me?

But then freddos will cost 2p, that is unacceptable

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it's honestly worked out completely like clockwork

the migrant crisis tipped most people over the edge into Brexit and into realizing how retarded the EU actually is

Go back 10 years and brexit was a pipedream

I'm such a fucking degenerate

I'm engaged but just been out to the pubs.

Literally all I could think about was squeezing all the girls nice tight arses in their tight little dresses. I never would, but it's literally all I could think about. Lifting up their tight dresses and fucking them from behind.

Fuck me lads why must I think such degenerate things. I love my Fiancé more than anything, why do I lust after random women.

I did too
Firstly tears of joy. Then when it really hit me, wracking sobs of relief.

Have a wank before you go out mate.

Biology makes it very hard for you not to react that way when women wear such outfits.

Night lads, I was gonna try and stay up for Farage but it's too far away.

I guess I'll have to miss it. ;_;

I do and I still think that way.
Literally every time I go out drinking with my mates on a Friday and Saturday literally all I can do is gawp at the girls in their skimpy little outfits.

Mind you when I do get home I wake my fiancé up and give her the fucking of a lifetime. I just feel guilty about thinking about fucking other women like that.

make sure you breed lots of Anglo children together

We will, but she's American, half English, half French Canadian.

So there will be some French genes in there as well.

There's a difference between thoughts and actions user. Don't feel guilty about thoughts, you're allowed to do anything you like inside your own mind.

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Congratulations - you are a normal male.

You missed the good times though, in the 80's and early 90's it used to be OK to grope a womans bum, as you were passing, especially in busy Pubs/Clubs, Women used to do it too.

Can't do it nowadays of course.

>french canadian

jesus christ

I rip the piss out of her for it though and she take it as banter. So it's all good. She even bought me a MAGA hat as a Birthday present last year. She's a based lass. Don't deserve her desu

Can anyone suggest any truthful military films? I'm sick of all the bullshit films that completely twist the truth and I'm sick of hearing about MUH 6 GORILLION.

Letters from Iwo-Jima springs to mind. Very realistic portrayal of what it was like for the Japs.

When it comes to the Nazi's, forget about it.

>Owen Smith treats his wife like a trophy that he "won"
look m8, thats all fun when you are pointing out the hypocrisy of SJWs, how their utopias wouldn't function and would be disturbingly clinical. But i hope you don't start to believe this yourself.
I love this, i hope it was one of you brit/pol/

>She even bought me a MAGA hat as a Birthday present last year. She's a based lass
>British flag
>????

Cheers lad, downloading it now. Completely legally of course.

I'm British, she's American, she had her family mail it to the UK from the US for my Birthday.
What is hard to understand about that?

It's a great film lad, post what you think about it when you've done watching. it's directed by Clint Eastwood. Really fucking great film.

They are like sex idols to get you revved up for the real thing. Don't be a k-selective-/-time-preference.

Das Boot

I'm torn. No interest in an escort. But no interest in getting married or doing this shit here Virgin for life I guess

>What is hard to understand about that?
Worshipping a half-baked American politican comes to mind.

If I had something like that . . .I would just put it in a cupboard, to 'Keep it safe' !!!!

This, I was going to say this myself.

Really? Maybe it's cos I'm a shy autist but I'd never do that. Most of the time when I see a woman I'm intimidated and go quiet.