How hard did this fuck with you

How hard did this fuck with you

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changed my entire outlook on life

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based tiny rick

Imagine paying someone legal tender to engrave a permanent cartoon pickle onto your body

The first time I saw Rock and Morty years ago was the he very end of that episode.
I was intrigued and watched it whenever I could.
Then I found out the internet hates it lol.

This one is actually pretty epic, I'd get it

I must be too old and redpilled. This show just doesn't get to me, but if I were in my early twentie or younger, then yeah I can see it.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>he doesn't like rick and morty
>calls himself redpilled

autism the post

like really hard man

intellectuals are discussing, remove yourself pedro.
based reflection, intellectuals have an ever shifting view on reality we are mere pupils

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 lQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

who said I didn't like
>implying this show is redpilled

>everything I dont like is autism
millenials.

sure is twitch spam in here Sup Forums confirmed 2nd lowest average age users? behind Sup Forums of course

tryhard autists on Sup Forums aren't "the internet"

Begone pleb

>everything I dont like
Where did I say I didn't like something? You're post was literally "I'm too smart for RIck and Morty. "

>I'm just too old and redpilled

Being cynical and bitter isn't redpilled, it's just arrogant and annoying.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

>you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender
this is really the only sentence needed to sum up Sup Forums

>intellectuals
>Rick and Morty fans
pick one, because there's no such thing as both

>being smart is worse than being evil

what did they mean by this

Rick and Morty isn't smart. It's funny, but not smart.

You're the exact kind of nihilist, nu-male retard faggot that likes Rick and Morty except older and presumably right wing.

CRINGE : THE THREAD

>mfw the memes were real

Yeah, having any passion in life is just so cringey

passion =/= staining your skin with a rendition of a cartoon pickle that spouts anti-theistic and sexist crap

>Alright Morty, I bury me and you bury you, that seems fair right?
Always made me laugh.

kek you're pretty much this meme

youtube.com/watch?v=RvEcbbLNMDU

thoughts?

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>pretending this isn't the oldest, most popular pasta going around
This is b8, right?

not at all
come on on /x/ can do a better job of mind fucking you