Things From Movies/TV You Do In Real Life

This is an absolute game changer.I quote that same line every morning now.

Jesus Christ, Mark. It's just toast.

>"Because i actually love brown toast"
>Brown

What did he mean by this?

stop being so racist

This is a black thing, isn't it?

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wow that is a fat hand

It's a black male thang

why are british people so ugly

A few white people on an island. Genetic deformities are a no-brainer.

"""""'White Purity"""""""' is a fucking lie

They're not, British people are just mature enough to not sperge out at unattractive people being on TV.

inbreeding

kind of inevitable due to their geography.

It's more the fact that british productions aren't as obssessed with vanity like american ones are, so you get a lot more of average looking people

>Anglos
>white

Run like naruto

Whats white then?

walk around with toast in my mouth

I don't think the show would have worked as well if they were attractive model-tier.

Mr. Banks, your opening statement

Before I watched Twin Peaks I got medium roast coffee and put some milk in it. Now I get the darkest roast I can and drink it black.

West Africans

ITT no one will even post the terminator in the shower pasta because everyone on Sup Forums is a faggot reddit tier youngfag

TERMINATOR?

lack of burgers innit