Australian Appreciation Thread

post your favorite aussie shit

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kek

Here's another one.
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Anyone have the pic with the brown aussie guy scared of the emu? Gets me every time.

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are those guys bogans or what? is everyone like that in Australia?

Here ya go cunt

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Australia isn't white

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Most can be brought to this point yeah. I wouldn't go as far to say these are university degree holders but even then I wouldn't be surprised. This isn't even the malicious attacking kinda swearing you hear from degenerates, this is just two guys telling eachother to kindly fuck off.

someone post the female version of this please

I saw it somewhere and forgot to save it

kek the tattoo

O-ok

What's an Aussie appreciation thread without Australia's greatest comedy character?

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This one never fails to make me crack up

With Love, from Floridanon

lol

Awaiting for good aussie banter to be replaced with the new multi cultural uni crowd and their broken english speaking parents

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Neither is wherever the fuck youre from.

Unless you're a fuckin pengiun from fuckin antarctica.

Educate yourself fuckwit

>this accent is dying
feels bad man

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Close enough

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kek

Here we go, kunts.

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classic

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They should've bashed that cunt's head in with a shovel

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>be australian
>lick sleeping anus

these dick heads probably actually believe they are black.

Underrated.

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Whatt accent is that?

you guys hear about safe schools?

literal communist roz ward teamed up with pedophiles and derryn hinch to push open borders on our kids

not making this shit up, google it

thanks m8

>typical australian night club

top cec

ty senpai

hi dad

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It's a Cultivated Australian accent.

Most people have a General accent, and then there are a few, like Steve Irwin, who have that cliche Broad accent. And a few minor other ones, like what the second-gen Lebanese immigrants use, etc.

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-Kangaroos
-Meat pies
-Bogans

This. youtu.be/tzkh0d9ro54

I loved that show in the 90s

I like it. Reminds me of that posh British accent. That one is apparently disappearing too.

>went fucking OFF at revs this weekend

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i need some more angry australians for my collection.

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Don't google it. It's depressing as fuck.

They'll probably put it through.

cunt don't get me fucking started on this shit

>Australian band writing about Trump
Found this on Sup Forums. Full on cringe.

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damn, i wish i was cool enough to do the naughty finger on camera

Vic and ACT already have, mate

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Anyway, only the British truly understand the Australian.

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You beat me to it

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AND OTHER STATES ARE GOING TO FOLLOW IF WE DON'T STOP IT

fuckkkkkkkkk

this will be the end of straya, if this passes the next generation will be overwhelmingly leftie

That's to be expected of course. But I mean in real states.

what the fuck

Masterpiece from last night.

Most of us won't get it. Victoria and ACT are generally the home of the retard gene.

Good classic here
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never say never mate, even if vic and act get it...that's over a million schoolkids between them.

a million new leftie votes and you don't see the need to stop this?

nothing is more important

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actually loled

Fairly curious on the general Sup Forums opinion of clarke and dawe?

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Who gives a shit about victoria and ACT. as long as it doesn't leave those confines we'll be fine. It most likely won't.

forgot piccy

Witnessed. A dazzling performance

fucking pedo cunt

Was looking to see if someone would post that

these fags are from melbourne huh?

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another masterpiece

Only seen that clip and I think one other but it's pretty good

gold

How common is it to get into a fight with a kangaroo? I seriously want to know if it's frowned upon or not.

Prepare yourselves, boys
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Happens more than you'd think but you'd have to be a fucking moron to try, those things could easily break a few bones depending on what type they are.

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Fuck off Melbournian

Thanks for posting my photo mate.
Its got nearIy 2k upvotes on the Sup Forums reddit now too Imao

Duly noted

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based abc

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I'd be more scared of one of these yankfriend.

revs is fucking shit, but no better than the Lucky Coq, I suppose

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You made the cap, thanks cunt i will cherish it for many moons.

i read that He went around to heaps of Asian restaurants in the late 80's and ate and didn't pay. Like a crazy amount. He wasn't a crook so the cops didn't know him. The language barrier with the restaurant staff along with a lot of them not reporting the theft. Meant he got away with it for ages. To the point they had to put a task force together to catch him. So he's crime when theft, of a meal of 100 of succulent Chinese meals. Would have got nothing at court and probably went on being a legend doing some other funny stuff that wasn't crime related

Just kek my shit up.

Actually looks like someone just brought in trained apes to perform

You Can't Ask That - cucks

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kek theyre whiter than 100% english lads i went to school with

And of course an all time great example of Indigenous culture

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No, I didn't make the cap.
Some American Iad did. I'm the Aussie who made the banter Imao

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I Litterally laughed out loud. 10/10 gold.

They make some bretty gud movies

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thanks m8 that was great, great job.

SHUT UP YA FACKEN, get off the FACKEN train.

haha these are great

Finally saw the original Mad Max and Road Warrior movies. What's your opinions on Mad Max and Aussie cinema in general?

Truly a beautiful indigenous culture. I hope this reminds you all about how terrible and racist Invasion Day was.