Do grownups really do this?

Do grownups really do this?

Literally me.

Sometimes, mostly the other way around though

It's common for an entire generation of boys raised on porn

That's really hot

It's funny watching clueless guys in amateur shit mimicking porn while their gf looks obviously annoyed.

can someone who's actually watched this show explain this to me? are they trying to get pregnant or something? why else would you try to come inside her?

i did this with my hs sweetheart. she was sort of prude

its intimate without having to go through the whole rigmarole of sex

My ex had no sex drive and only liked miring my body and making other women jealous.
I can recall at least 3 times I jerked off next to her because she didn't want to give me cummies.

It isn't ever actually explained in the show either. I think it's just implied that he's not a very masculine sort of dude so he does weird stuff like that or that their relationship is weird in general. It wasn't really a thing where she was just trying to get pregnant or whatever.

shut the fuck up you have no idea what you are talking about
they are trying to get her pregnant.

You guys deserve better honestly

eh not really. maybe other user guy does because he is fit

whats the name of this show

Other user here.
tell me about it
Everytime we were with her friends she'd spank/grab my ass and bite her lip while looking at me in a kinky way then she'd tell her friends something along the lines of "god, my boyfriend has such a sweet ass, check it out, ughhh"

Only Hasidic Jews

Will unvirgin normalfags ever fuck off this board?
This is not the place for you

Search Party

>tfw literally unable to cum from sex

Any kinos with this feel bros?

>Everytime we were with her friends she'd spank/grab my ass and bite her lip while looking at me in a kinky way then she'd tell her friends something along the lines of "god, my boyfriend has such a sweet ass, check it out, ughhh"

I'm starting to think that women are just as autistic as men, if not more so, it just doesn't keep people from fucking them.

did you even read the OP?

it sort of seems like she wants a threesome bro

Men have way lower standards for sex than women do

Most women are really bad at turning guys on. They're used to guys being super eager and not having to do more than simply be willing. I can't even count how many girls have expected me to just be ready to go because they were willing. Like Jesus Christ tease me a bit first and make me want it.

No. She was actually very jealous.
She'd get jealous even when I looked at men and was all like "look at that faggot. How is this style popular? How is this practical?" and SOMEHOW she'd get jealous I was looking at him and insulting him for looking like a faggot.

>tfw going limp during coitus and having to use your hand just to continue

Dont watch too much porn and definitely dont watch weird shit. You wont be able to get it up with a real woman anymore. Shit sucks ass. You just lay there frantically jerking it while you furiously attempt to get erect and she looks at you not trying to put on a disappointed face, but we all know the score ;_;

Agreed.
If you fuck a guy, you wouldn't have half the problems women give you, and at least he knows the right buttons to push.
>hanging out with random bro I met online
>talking about videogames and shit the past couple months
>talked me into meeting him and hanging out and playing some vidya
>cute as fuck, probably autistic, into furfaggotry
>go to his house, meets me at the door, he's wearing a collar
>keeps giving me this cute little look, giggles at everything I say
>playing vidya in his room, talking more, he sits in my lap outta nowhere
>yell at him playfully, start wrestling, pin him down
>hard as fucking diamonds
>shit goes from there

i wish i had never watched one second of porn
i'm ruined

>

its not porn its the fact your gay and nervous.especially if you watch "weird" shit like traps. Its 2017 you can come out of the closet.

why do you put up with this shit, fucking dump that bitch, don't be a cuck
the purpose of a relationship is getting sex from your gf, so if she isn't doing her job, why are you with her in the first place?
because for everything else there are friends and family, so if you don't have sex with her, that means she is your friend, and you don't live together with your friend, simple as that

Between 0-2, at the most. You're really bad at counting.

It's fun to pretend on the internet, fatty.

I've pretty much ruined myself with this.
I can only get hard and cum to the most fucked up shit anymore, and 2d drawings.
Physical contact doesn't have any effect on me, and its pretty miserable. I'd love to be in a relationship, but i'm fucking terrified that I wouldn't be able to get it up.
I'm either doomed to be foreveralone, unless I happen to bump into someone as fucked in the head as I am.

stop watching porn

Man, she was really only attractive as jailbait.

Aww babby needs his hug-box and internet safe space.
End yourself.

you just gotta be yourself, man

Deathgrip Syndrome look it up.

Also watching too much porn as a virgin can fuck up your sexual performance.

Just stop jerking off for a month or tow and you are gona become normal again, and even a girl looking at you will get you hard.
And the pay off fap is amazing ass well.
t.did not fap for a month or so

It's not the porn that is the issue, I mean maybe it plays a role, but as stated women are the ones who are failing in instances like this. I've had girls where I really struggled to get it up because they didn't do anything to get me there, and I'd think there was something wrong with me, but then I met a girl who knew how to dick tease and I'd be fucking diamonds before she was even naked. Sadly women like this are hard to come by, since most think all they have to do is open their legs.

nothing to do with it. stopped long ago/never watched as much as others

Iktf
Nah senpai, even relatively vanilla shit like anal will ruin you. It strips away the whole intimacy angle. Porn is fine, but only in small doses.

Its actually about trust, acceptence, security and personal growth. But you'll understand when you reach adulthood and drop this faggotry.

Don't fuck loose roasties.

Fret not!
The future is already upon us.

With this + VR, we have no need of 3D women anymore.

>month

wew, three days is enough for me

>Women will become obsolete in your lifetime.
I was born in the right generation.

>watch too much porn and definitely watch weird shit.
meh
>face to face with qt shes holding eye contact and genuinely smiling as we are chatting
try not to get boner in the pub

>pretending that you actually have the option of having a relationship with a real woman
Hang yourself lol

LMAO wrong.
All males are to be raised in captivity until approximately age 15, then be made involuntary sperm donors and killed immediately afterwards. Women will become pregnant via artificial insemination, with 90% of the resulting male fetuses aborted.

Don't try to rush into sex with a girl. You can take weeks to build up to sex. Girls like it when you don't pressure them to go all the way, when you're just happy to be with them, unless they just want to sleep with you. And don't feel like there's anything wrong if you stop without finishing. Especially with virgins, your first time together might need to be short because it hurts her too much to enjoy it.

After being alone for a long time, I'd find I couldn't get an erection just because cuddling was so relaxing. I also found I couldn't finish when I'm with a new girl and feel nervous. These aren't problems that last a long time.

Just make the decision not to feel like there's any rush to have sex. When you're confident that you're with a girl who's ready for sex with you, stop masturbating. It'll happen naturally in a fairly short timeframe.

>t. literal cuck

And who exactly would enforce that, let alone enact it into law?

Ya'll virgins need to go outside.

feminazi kill robots

There will be two crash research programs: one, create artificial sperm so that men can be eliminated entirely; and two, make Hillary Rodham the first immortal being so that She can perform forever the role She was created for, being the benevolent Goddess of the Perfect World of Gaia.

Pretty sure she's too intelligent to be a benevolent Goddess.

>jerked off too much before first girlfriend
>got girlfriend, had lots of sex
>could get erect no problem, but could not cum from sex
>had to either jerk myself off, or she could jerk me off but it would take like 10 minutes
>tfw

Stop fucking when drunk, I cannot come without jerking off for ~15 minutes when drunk too.

A lot of chicks get really into guys jerking off to them. Its fucked up.

nah, happened even when not drunk

why?

How can vaginas even compete?

>'its okay, dont worry about it'
Oh god the shame

You know how some women can't cum from vaginal insertion?

>tfw spend years watching porn every day
>went to Prague on holiday
>get cute 9/10 hooker with amazing breasts and tight body
>literally spend 40 of my 60 minutes just wanking and trying to stay hard
>she just smiled and said "don't worry about it"
>managed to actually have sex with her but I didn't enjoy any of it because I was just screaming at myself internally to stay hard and try to relax

Genuinely the most embarrased I have ever been in my life. I felt like walking in front of one of the trams when I left.

Don Jon

>be 36
>non-virgin
>never escalated my porn beyond women simply getting naked
>female friend i'm not even attracted to sits on my lap at the bar to scare away another guy
>rock hard

In case some people are wondering. Never pat a girl on her back when hugging her

What's the point in dating if all women cheat?

I never was this much into jerking myself off. Does anyone actually close their eyes and breathe so heavily during masterbation?

It sucks, but atleast thats not a long term prospect. Just gotta treat it as a serious warning to sort your shit out.
/r9k/ pls go

same thing happened to me, with 4 different girls several times and one was a qt faced 9/10 with tiny perky tits and a beautiful ass

after that i stopped fapping too much and i'm back in the game, fucking a 5/10 that gave me herpes but at least i have sex now

No, it's like I'm brushing my teeth

>not getting/staying hard
>being embarrassed about it
>not turning it around on the girl and destroying her self esteem
Bush league. The first time I ever failed to get hard I was drunk off my ass, and even then I made the girl think it was her fault and cry.

Have hollywood writers/directors never masturbated? Why is it always such a dramatic and strenuous affair?

>ha ha im so insecure

>fucking a 5/10 that gave me herpes but at least i have sex now

This becomes obvious when they attempt some sort of strip tease.

>not turning it around on the girl and destroying her self esteem

Yea ok, I'll just tell some 20 year old hooker who is a fucking solid 9/10 (and she knows it) that it's her fault I can't stay hard. I'm sure she'll totally buy that and feel bad for the rest of the day.

If your reptilian brain doesn't take over and make you fuck women like an animal you're a broken beta male

You get desensitized from jerking off for years till it's the only way you can cum.

>It's a user discuss holywood tricks and that we all should stop watching porn episode
This is off topic shitposting I can get behind.

>tfw I'm banging loads of sluts off of tinder, but if I raw dog, I nut in a couple of minutes.

Wish I was still in antidepressants, so I could last longer.

shit

Hookers are already severely damaged, so it really wouldn't take much. Woman always obsess on the one guy who isn't interested in them/they can't satisfy despite there being thousands who would drag their nuts through glass for a chance to sniff their panties.

Escort or streetwalker? And how much did you pay?

You can't orgasm properly on antidepressants shit feels very weird

Not r9k. Most if not all women cheat.

I'm sorry you are circumsized

My girlfriend considers anorgasm a superpower. Like it makes me some kind of sex god.

As far as side effects go there could be so much worse. Thank goodness I'm on such a high dose of Prozac.

condoms are the bane of masculinity

BANE?

>Finally have sex with a beautiful woman
>wanking still feels better
Lads, im a prime candidate for ED, arnt I. Atleast cuddling feels nice.

Whats wrong with it? I only do it when hugging a guy, but dont really see the issue with patting a girl on the back.

Patting on the back is for friends. Even then it's still a bit gay unless you have a reason to be proud of them

>she thinks she's a 9/10
>she can't even make/keep the ugly guy who paid her for sex hard long enough to fuck her
Yeah, I'm sure that would make her feel great

what a shame. Sucks people don't realize this too. they just think "well I haven't tried yet!" when it's literally not able to happen.