Truman Show thread

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>its a truman hasnt showered in 2 months and has been wearing the same clothes for 2 months and finds himself not even caring in the slightest episode

>it's a if Truman isn't constantly distracted by anime, movies, vidya, or imageboards then the existential dread and suicidal thoughts come back episode

>it's a Truman unironically started jerking off to cuck porn episode

>It's a truman cries about his phimosis episode

try gay porn

>It's a 22 year old Truman is home alone looking for the best house hold object to try anal play with

>Its Truman wakes up just to masturbate in his bed, takes 1h shower after that because he has nothing better to waste time on. Is to lazy to cook so he just orders junk food... he eats it while playing vidya and masturbating untill he goes to sleep at 2AM.
Why did they repeat this episode 365days a year?

already did that back in the day. I must just get off to all the taboo shit posted here because I went through a [redacted] phase, a furry phase, and a bunch of other shit

>it's a Truman edges to loli porn in his room all day while the whole family has Thanksgiving dinner and watches football

no clue. they should really have him go get some professional help though, because it sounds like he has depression.

>truman finds Sup Forums
heh, let him enjoy himself a little
>truman finds Sup Forums, /s/, and Sup Forums
Oh dear
>truman saves CP
FUCK WE'RE DONE WRAP IT UP

>its a truman takes his flash drive full of child porn out on the driveway and smashes it to bits with a hammer and swears he will never go there again episode

i hope he follows through this time

>it's a truman wakes up with amnesia in a cute little town that mistakes him for somebody lost in the war, so he befriends the town and fixes up their run-down movie theater, only to regain his memories and be put in front of a mccarthyist tribunal

>episode

and that episode is titled The Stately

>it's a Truman finds blood on his tp for over 2 years and does nothing about it

When will he die from the cancer ?

>it's a truman sits behind an abhorrently stinky man on the train but feels like moving seats would be rude so he just sits there choking on the ass-and-bo scented air for an hour and 30 minutes episode

>it's a truman watches kids loitering in front of his house from the bedroom window episode

Am I the only loser here who is generally happy? What about all the episodes where Truman has a good day?

>it's a truman has stayed sitting at his computer jacking off for so long that all 12 of his piss bottles are full and his back is covered with bed sores episode

>it's a monthly Truman browses Sup Forums for 24 hours in a day instead of the usual 16 episode

>it's a his parents accept him for who he is and his significant other apologizes for everything and tells him they love him episode
>it's a it all turned out to be a dream and truman awakens bitter and depressed before masturbating himself back to sleep episode

>it's a Truman casually says something racist while on the grocery store and on his way to the car is immediately beaten to a pulp by a pack of radical skinhead white-supremacists episode

>It's a truman contemplates overdosing on heroin episode

>It's a Truman does literally nothing all day episode
>It's a Truman puts a chair next to his window and stares at the night sky regretting his entire life, crying on and off while feeling the cold winds remind him of his loneliness episode

>it's a Truman's been unemployed for almost a year season

Been through that, nothing household beats fingers.

>he doesn't have a household dragon dildo

So this meme is telling about your life through the disguise of a Truman episode huh?
>it's a Truman is finally happy episode then

>it's a Truman sits down at some seats in the bus which he then finds out are dirty as fuck and the sun shines in directly in his face through the window but he feels like that if he would get up and change seats again now everyone in the bus would judge and hate him for that episode

Oh boy, that Truman sure is a funny one!

>it's a Truman goes online and claims he's happy episode

Remake of the movie with competent actor this time when?

>It's a "Truman gets drunk and begs his ex to give him a second chance" episode
>Again.

>it's a Truman keeps thinking about her nearly every day even though she broke up with him two years ago episode

>It's a truman learns not to be a whiny faggot episode
>possibly the most entertaining

>it's a Trumen gets wasted and is hitting on one of his best friends again episode

That's not canon though. It happened to the Truman from universe 6.

Haha but in that episode the doctor said he didn't have depression even after two failed suicide attempts haha. That episode was weird.

Why do they never show the sex scenes

Was his wife a prostitute? She got paid for having sex with him, it was her job as a wife...

>it's a trumen invited his friends to see a movie but they want to leave and go home after it ends and barely got to talk with them so he questions his friendship episode

>all women are whores
go back to r9k faggot

>Wife keep making advertisement with every single object she takes up
>Trueman just gives her the weird ass look

I don't know, but that shit cracks me up

Carrey was perfect for the role you dunce.

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>It's a truman sits behind an abhorrently stinky man on the train but this time everyone in the train pulls a gas mask out and truman doesn't try to question it

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>It's a truman plays rimworld for 12 hours straight while chain-eating flakies episode

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is this the only flat earth movie?

How the fuck would that shit be even legal
Invasion of privacy for 1
Imprisonment for 2

please respond

Notice we don't really see sex scenes in truman. It's implied but they can't see Truman's dick

The closest action is Truman fucking his wife under the covers, but she has to ensure the cameras sees nothing

Either way, Truman lives in a state that allows this kind of bullshit to happen. So even if Truman notices he lives in a fiction, the show would go on. The productors can't allow him to know, nor even if he knew we'll probably get to see him in a psycho ward

Now if Truman ever takes the sea (Which will never be the case, he's too much of a scaredy cat thanks to what they did in the earlier seasons) he will have the opportunity to bump into the dome's wall and leave the show forever. This will probably never happen

>it's a Truman makes a poor decision, missing the opportunity to make it with a great woman and, as a way to cope with the loss of something that did not come to be, overeats on food and wastes his time on a shitty imageboard while knowing fully well that it's the last thing he should be doing.

Truman is Man.
The people in the dome with him are demons (deceivers).
The people outside the dome (in heaven) are angels.
The woman that comes in to rescue him is his guardian angel.
Christoff, who rules from the "moon", is Lucifer, the devil (note: in medieval theology, the devil is said to have power only in the "sublunar" cosmos, i.e. the moon and below, nothing above).

Truman walking through the "sky" at the end is his entrance into heaven. If I'm not mistaken, the ship he takes to get there is called St. a

Try four years.

>its a Truman accidentally says McNiggers instead of McNuggets while at the drive through episode
Did NOT like this episode

It really was great
>Middle of a fight she picks up a can of coco
>"I've tried other cocos, this one's the best!"

>[redacted]
Shit man now I wanna now what it was

The Sup Forums arc was honestly insufferable. Had to force myself through his rants about the Jews. Talk about second hand embarrassment.

>It's a "Truman's mother commits suicide, because the actress can't take this manchild anymore"
That was a rough arc

>It's a truman posts a thread on Sup Forums about a movie he saw about a man whose entire life is recorded in a dome

That's one way to put it, but it's just Truman finally realizing what was going on and making his getaway.

It's funny, Truman was in love with her, but they had to cut her off of the show. I've read the newspaper and they are gonna get married next week, but they decided to not get any cameras in the way

I'm just glad they got a happy ending

>it's a truman stays up late on Sup Forums making raimi threads and gets caught trying to unify the pure-blooded germanic peoples within his town under volksgemeinschaft episode