Movie features a pornstar in a small role

>movie features a pornstar in a small role
>you have to pretend like you don't recognize her

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>you have to pretend like you don't recognize her
Why? Are you a fucking faggot with no friends?

>watching porn

I only jerk off to drawings, thanks.

>assworms

>visual aid
Jerking only to fantasies here, thanks.

why are these two in a picture together? what event was this? who is the girl ;) ?

Piranha 3D

Sup Forums literally ruined jenna for me, she was one of my go to girls, one of the best out of my very prestigious select few, then came along all those ass worm threads ;( I literally have not watched a jenna haze video since that happened years ago

This was pretty uncomfortable

> sweating bullets when watching inherent vice

I watched Boondock Saints with my dad and he got really pissed when this guy showed up

He was like "Oh man, I hate that disgusting fucking piece of shit"

>wondering why they would want gianna in 3d
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

is that yasmin?

jenna was in superbad? what role did she have?

>tfw know 100x more pornstars names than irl girls

This is why I don't pay for porn and you couldn't make me if you tried.
Nothing is more powerfull than imagination.

thats were i know her from
lol

Charlotte Stokely
Black Dynamite

What was Seth Rogen thinking in this scene?

Is that what your imaginary friend tell you?

just watched that recently for the first time, my lil white dicky almost spurted as soon as I saw her with a tough black man like dynamite.

Feels good man?

>tfw love watching porn
>tfw sometimes watch without even jerking off
>tfw never seen a girl IRL naked

>Hating on Ron Jeremy
Your dad is a small penis cuck

What should our girl Elsa's first mainstream role be?

She said she auditioned to play one of the Amazons in the first third of Wonder Woman but she didn't get the part :(

>tfw never seen a girl IRL naked
I never thought of it like that.

do you also drive a taxi?

God I fucking love Gianna so much that fat buttfaced big titted slut

Elsa is pure, she didn't want to give Hollywood producers blowjobs at the casting.

>Be married user
>sitting on couch watching TV with wife
>Promo for some reality show comes on
>Holy shit its a stripper I used to get lap dances from

>5'2" woman auditions to play an Amazon

How long ago was this?

her asshole is blown out and she has a skin tag, not a worm

Name our electronic pop duo Sup Forums

What's she doing nowadays?

That bitch is well past her prime and has been retired for 5 years now. Who the fuck cares?

unlike other pornstars, Belladonna was good in this

Ooooh, you're in trouble married user, meet your wife!
It's OK, it's not like you're not getting sex, you're not anyways

>also be married user
>23 years old, not married at the time
>start new office job
>woman training me is either 29-31 I forget at the time
>not MILF status but definitely cute and fuckable, very large breasts for her height and weight
>constantly flirts with me over work instant messenger system
>tells me in vivid detail how wet she is and how she wants to fool around and have some fun
>find out she has 2 kids from 2 different fathers
>find out she is an ex stripper from Florida under the name Harmony
>find out she did some pornos
>could never find them
>confused boners for the next year and a half

toilet tongue

She lost a bunch of weight

AND THEN SHE FOUND IT

Frodo and the Toilet Lickers

Open Windows sucked so bad by the way.

>Frodo and the toilet seats

Hobbit Hole

keep telling yourself that, its okay if you get off to worms user.

>How long ago was this?
Reality show was 2 or 3 years ago, stripper adventures were years before that while we were dating. I spent way to much money on that stripper but she was fun.

She actually managed to increase her power level. How does she do it, lads?

t. virgin

you too?

No i‘m unemployed NEET.

Sara Jay was pretty great in this

why does he have several pictures with her?

They were in a movie together I think

...

>I spent way to much money on that stripper but she was fun.
Did you ever even seen her pussy?

He eats her boyfriends' creampies.

Did you get anything beyond blueballs you dumb cuck?

>Did you ever even seen her pussy?
The stripper? You're asking if I saw a strippers pussy?

The place she worked at was some dive strip club in the middle of nowhere that probably should have been shut down. Dances were fully nude, touching was permitted (except the pussy), and if you got a 2 girl show they actually ate each other out in front of you.

The true patrician just looks at pictures of fully clothed pornstars eating or sleeping

Escort and camshows

A true patrician faps to clothed heavily filtered instagram photos.

Thank you god for blessing us with Gianna

yeah that's crazy that would be like casting a skinny model who can't act to play Wonder Woman

No not really, patrician way is to watch every content of your pornfus.

>those fucking eyebrows
Do women not realize how absolutely ridiculous that looks?

Nevermind this one kinda sucks I'll post another

i think it looks cool, its a far throw from those terrible penciled on latina brows

Women don't know ANYTHING

Frodo and Marina Ann Hantzis

>tfw remy will never edge me

>recognizing porn stars
Lol virgin detected.

>This is why I don't pay for porn

Why would you ever pay for it?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Or you could just let them grow naturally, plucking any stray ones and avoid a unibrow. Never understood why women spend so much time on their eyebrows either they make them comically needle thin, or fucking bushy caterpillars, or just totally draw them on

>blerup blerup blerup blerup

Lol

The girl next door type character

spotted the cumdumpsters

thats what escorts are for my dudes

Because women are autistic about their looks and needs total control of their face

Even their rap singles?

youtube.com/watch?v=IyYj6wNgUl8

It's legit pretty great. Thinking about some girl I went to school with and imagining what she looks like naked (and maybe exaggerating and romanticizing things) gives me pretty intense orgasms.

Filthy pirate

How old are you?

It's hypothetical you mongoloid.

Everything's Gone Green (remastered)

>watching Futanaria vid
>the girl in it went on to do regular porn
>realize she doesn't actually have a 36 inch dick, close tab

Daenerys Targaryen, or any other Valyrian girl.
She's prettier than Emilia Clarke and they have the same acting skills, so...

And she’s willing to get her tits out on camera

>saying the N word
I hope this bitch's career is over

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the fat guy from project x was in a porno

i fell in love with her from the thread yesterday shes cute. found myself watching an hour interview with her. then i came to one of her porns. having a porn waifu is truly the complete package

Marie is in my top 3 of all time . God damnit she is perfect. And she does some really kinky porn too.

she is such a qt

Not bad. 31 year old kissless virgin who's never seen a girl naked IRL here. Time to end it all?

You've already reached wizard status which is a something to be proud of.

What is our purpose in life, friend? Why are we here?

I only know her from nojumper, is she the pornstar that was homeschooled? or the one that was molested or something like that

thats exactly what i watched the nojumper she mentioned in the interview that she used to do orgies in high school so no i dont think she was homeschooled

>kissless wizard
nice
how you managed to get that far without suiciding? you got a job?

Kino.