ITT fictional foods you would like to eat

ITT fictional foods you would like to eat

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>your weak human stomach erupts from being too full
no thanks

Royale with cheese

Its just shortbread op.

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Fucking this. The way they kept it wrapped up in those leaves made it look so tasty

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>Take a single bite
>Instantly feel full

What a waste of time.

The pizza from the opening of secret of the ooze

tfw you will never be the human scooper driver

Krabby Patty

>What a waste of time.
it's actually the exact opposite.

Vagina

Obligatory

motherfucking tubby custard

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Nah. To me it seemed dry and flavorless.

Maybe I’m retarded because I knew it probably tasted like a dry, stale, cracker, but somehow it just looked really good

I'll have what he's having.

>tfw had a tubby toast maker as a kid
>tfw it literally wasted nearly 50% of the slice but it still tasted better than normal toast

Also I've never been to Orlando but this always sounded amazing

the charlie chocolate factory everlasting gobstopper

crc

forgot image

if a TV or movie pizza looks even halfway acceptable i'll get an uncontrollable urge for it
i fucking love pizza

Well fuck you too, bud.

The clitoris

t. Gollum

Chili and seabass

how fucking old are you? jesus christ

wat?

What year were you born?

Back to Sup Forums with you

Based on the texture of the stuff, like how you see when they take a bite, I always imagined it being 90% similar to unflavored pop-tart breading and 10% similar to (American) biscuits. Like it was like the pop-tart base in taste and feel with the hands, but then it had that weighty feel of a biscuit when you bit into it and swallowed it.

You ever have a biscuit from like KFC or Popeyes, and you take one bite and it dries out your whole mouth? And then you finish the thing and it just sits in your stomach like a lead weight?

I don't care what it tastes like, I just have an expansion fetish.

Sorry, tastiest LOTR world produce coming through

This shit made me want to start smoking even when I was too young for it

why do you want to eat dog food?

underage retards

I'm 22, born in 95. The show aired in 1997. Are you retarded?

you're a little faggot. return to reddit where you belong

Not even close. I mean, it’s not fictional but it seemed so tasty and comforting considering the low point the movie was at

why is lord of the rings so /gastrokino/?

You were just a baby lol.
I was born in '89, so I was a little older for Teletubbies

slurm soda and popplers

>post in what should be a comfy thread about tasty fictional foods
>get called "reddit" for on-topic posting
Low quality bait, Sup Forums really has gone down the toilet

fucking popplers looked GOOD. Like some kind of next-level fried popcorn shrimp.

Huh, the trilogy gets less and less about food the farther they get from the Shire.
Or food just gets disgusting (like watching the Steward of Gondor eat) or missed (strawberries and cream)

>wanting to drink Slurm after knowing where it comes from

>You were just a baby lol
>the series ran until 2001 and was a show made for toddlers, but someone who was above the age of its intended audience thinks he can call out a younger viewer for enjoying it
So not only were you too old for teletubbies, but you're also too old to be posting on Sup Forums? Looks like you've been a manchild all your life, dude.

>Caring about the source of something as long as it's safe
I'd drink homogenized cat piss if it tasted good.

I know what I am.
I enjoyed my youth and now I can lay back and spend it on the internet.

MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

That slop from the Matrix. Not that it would taste good- just out of curiosity.

Not fictional, but the way she does fucking tears into it makes me hungry every time I see this scene

Tolkien was a gluttonous fuck (also probably racist?)

/ourguy/

>milk is blue for no reason

The perfectly rectangular brownies from Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School

it looks like it'd be sweet. like the milk left over once you've finished your sugary cereal.

>anarchist
>our guy

Not eat but drink, blue milk

The 10 second Pizza from Back to the Future II

Its just normal custard with pink food colouring user.

I'd like to eat any of the food for the gods in the opening of Spirited Away but I wouldn't want to become a pig.

Food scene from "Hook"

Well honey comes from a bees behind. Milk comes from a cows behind and have you ever used thootpaste?

Pretty much any of the feast scenes from harry potter

It looks like paint.

Milk does not come out of a cows arse user. Its from the titties.

the instant food from spy kids

do they just use magic to spawn food or actually cook it themselves?

The everlasting gobstopper doesnt make you expand you dip. The gum does.

A host of slave elves supposedly cooks it then they teleport it to the tables

lambus bread IRL

The elves cook it in the basement kitchens. It's then teleported to the feast hall.

This.
Besides, Fizzy Lifting Drink is the way to go.

Food: Gagh.

Drink: Romulan Ale.

Don't know why, but soldiers chowing down on MRE's always looks comfy as fuck in movies.
I'm sure they taste like ass, but the idea of a chill no hassle meal with your bros sound appealing.

Honey is bee's vomit you ingrate. Much classier.

> a devout Christian
> anarchist

What did he mean by this?

steamed hams

occasionally I buy a whole rotisserie chicken on cheat days and just tear into it with my bare hands.

There's something very primal and satisfying about it.

Are you niggers serious? He’s quoting the episode

>what is Christian anarchism
C'mon on, user.

Looks like Sup Forums doesnt really watch tv that much

gabagool

>Memorizing dialogue from a cartoon
Is this the Sup Forums autism Reddit warned me about?

I've heard it varies from person to person

Maybe the Sup Forums one or you know. Liking something

>cheat days
>rotisserie chicken
What the fuck do you eat on your regular days? 100% activated almonds?

ENTIRE rotisserie chicken.

I don’t even like fish but everytime they grill it over an open flame in anime it looks so appealing. Don’t mind the naruto picture, first result of “open fire fish anime”

that shit is actually gross as fuck

same with the pumpkin fizz. it tastes like syrupy crap that will give you diabetes. Harry Potter world, specifically Diagon Alley, is pretty cool. That shit is not

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MREs can be pretty tasty depending on origin and type, never chose anything really weird though. Modern American ones can be great

they're probably all salty as fuck though

>Romulan Ale
Why is it banned?
Trade embargo or is it dangerous?

Trade embargo, its also pretty potent stuff apparently.

yes this

and an ice cold cup of milk

I had it at the universal park, shit was great

natalie portmans pussy in leon

user you can buy them at an army surplus store or online. They're not bad, they're just high end TV dinners at this point. Or Dinty moore beef stew in a vacuum packed bag.