How would you Make Africa Great Again?

How would you Make Africa Great Again?
I'd do the following:

>build microeconomies with all necessities in low population regions such as central Botswana, which means I can pay workers lots because the money ends up going back to my businesses, and as I pay such a large amount yet get most of it back I can very easily hire colossal workforces
>build a railroad suitable for very wide and heavy trains, so I can use soil from greener countries to replace topsoil elsewhere
>try and build thorium reactors, and use the train to move them in parts to other countries to turn the Africa-wide lack of electricity into one huge monopoly

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Genocide everyone with an IQ below 100.

We'll fix the black race, even if it kills them.

More Plantations, Less Human Rights, and some white afrikaners having a 6.0+ birthrate

>plantations
On what viable land?
And what would you achieve except riots if you didn't treat your workers as human?

Birth control

Birth rate issues are merely a manifestation of other issues.
Low birthrate in Japan is because of how educational and economic brutality encourages NEET lifestyles.
High birthrate in Africa is because children are economic security in your old age, and there's a lack of contraceptives and education around them

Remove niggers.

>remove niggers
>from Africa
Can we please get people other than North Americans posting in this thread?
They're the most retarded posters on Sup Forums.

Not possible, too many Africans.

what the fuck
The ones who are only slightly on fire don't even seem to mind.

>Start to colonize it,
>Get their gold and precious stones
>Spend it in military
>Make more colonies

Why military?
Just spend the money on more workers.
Economic domination of a country will mean that retaliation only occurs when it's too late.

Fuck was their crime?

Time to end africa.

>Build a big wall
>Lure white people from europe and america to whitopia
>give the niggers food, clothing and medicine in exchange for work
>niggers that don't work don't eat
>niggers who steal from other niggers or whites are shot

Start by nuking every large black city. Destroy every food source.

Stop any and all aid to the continent that incentivizes dependency and undermines local economic development while encouraging free market principles. There is literally no other way. Everything else has to be up to them.

>stop sending aid
>stop providing vaccines
>stop sending condoms
>air drop ak-47s
>provide sterilization

the problem would take care of itself in under a century

if we literally just stopped touching Africa, it would succumb to disease and death in no time

instead we keep it alive like some sort of continental zoo exhibit

>Nuke Sub-Saharan Africa
>Find all people with Carthaginian genes.
>Rebuild Carthage after purging Arabs.

>Again

> Implying we haven't done it before
> Implying we can't do it again

I would pay off/ blackmail/extort officials to gain sway over decision making processes. After that I would slowly use them to institute cultural Marxist programs in a systematic way incrementally destroying all their normal practices and break down all things that unify them. Turn men against women. Tribal differences would be used as leverage to create conflict. Anything they find peace with would slowly be infiltrated and corrupted. They would be unhappy and divided, birth rates would plummet and murder rates would sky rocket. All the while running the country's national debt up higher and higher until it finally gets to a serious tipping point and the money starts to run out. The use of welfare would be critical to keep it all together until the time is just right. After a good while of that I would create several opposition movements to the government and find enough dedicated men to organize and make the start of an actual rebellious force. I would arm them initially and have them start to infiltrate all the population centres starting to spread their ideas. At that point i would have my puppets in gov't(fat from their corrupt lifestyle) start to pull welfare and begin using police to contain the resulting chimp out. At this point I would have my rebellion start making moves and killing police. I would fund them to provide assistance/food to the people at this point. This would be to gain support from the populace. I would escalate this to a point that the gov't army would be pulled out to shut down the rebellions. The conflict would be escalated more and more turning into a full blown civil war. I would arm all the locals and fund the subversive army's to continue the increasing violence. I would drive this on and on slowly until the vast majority of the population is eather killed off in the direct conflict or starved out from the extended fighting that has shut down any sort of systems in the country. I would let this drag out as long as posible

Once a clear lead has come out on top I would help that side financially and with merica arts to secure a solid victory, at a price. I would maintain hidden control of the new formed gov't and at that point start making my final moves. The currency would be so devalued at this point buying up all the land would be less than penny's on the dollar.

Return control of South Africa and Namibia to the Afrikaners.

I would begin a huge buy up of all the property and start a program to sell off the land at very decent prices to select groups of foreign people creating a well educated large body of people who could benifit the country's wide open space and resources. At that point the financial difference would secure control of the country.

Creating the perfect place to make Africa great again

Here's how:

> BUILD A WALL around a city somewhere in Africa.

> Fill the city with white people.

> Let the white people own the land, and make the white people pay property taxes to the wall-builders.

> Use the tax money to move the wall outward a few miles each year.

> Exponential growth happens (enclosed area is proportional to radius^2, while wall length is proportional to radius)...the bigger the city, the cheaper the wall.

> As the city grows it pushes a wave of niggers in front of it, like when the levees broke in Hurricane Katrina

> time passes

> Africa becomes a giant walled city full of only white people.

> realize I've turned Africa into Israel

> kill self

Thoughts?

Move all the shitty manufacturing jobs we shipped to China to Africa instead.

1) The influx of jobs will bring much needed financial and social stability to the continent

2) The sudden loss of millions of jobs in China will crash their economy, neutering them as an economic threat to the West

3) Companies will still be able to make shit for dirt cheap, and in fact will probably save money shipping to Europe and the US from Africa instead of China.

4) The massive reduction in goods shipping from China will bankrupt California and they'll finally be forced to abandon liberal socialism

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Rhodesia.

>we can fix the blacks guys, we really can!
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Africa great again?
Let's just try make it great one time. Africa is Nation of actual retards they have no Neanderthal DNA at all which is important if you want to be something more than a chimpanzee

>le afrikan culture is great
>why hate afrikans? x.(

>How would you Make Africa Great Again?

Start exporting Uranium 235 and Plutonium 239

>How would you Make Africa Great Again?
Ruthless programme of forced assimilation between related racial and language groups. It's what made random fuckwit tribes into true 'people'.

Mass-import chink and pajeet labour, advertise for Australian and (((Israeli))) men to come into regions.

Create small unions between nations with V4-style associations between them.


Last but not least, replace catholicism so their fertility drops.

Seems simpler to bring black people up to white standards.

I don't know man it's hard, but Africa has plenty of resources, First step is stop all aid and allow Africa to develop an economy. There's no reason to start a millet farm that might fail if there's a frenchman on every corner that will sell you a year's worth of rice for some cool dance moves, or create a factory because Tom's "donates a shoe for every shoe sold"

make Europe control it again thats it

Cool idea. Whats the stock price?

Jesus I had heard of them doing this, didnt need to see it.

I'm just going to get my money by pretending to be a Syrian woman and do a Kickstarter.
If I make a trippy enough game, it's art and therefore no one will notice if I halfass it; and finding ways to program trippy stuff is something I've always been good at.

What is it, anyway?

It wasn't great in the first place.

literally just get rid of niggers

there's no example of an african state in history that wasn't a shithole, but there were white dominated states in Africa that were literal breadbaskets

The entire continent looks like a flacid dick, and not even bbc. Disrespectful!

Its tyre burning murder, they put tyres around your body and wrap you with barbed wire then douse you and set you alight. Brutal.

Heres what I'd do to save Africa.

I'd Park a tanker somewhere off sub sahara with a thorium reactor aboard, I'd pump cheap energy inland and cut it off if they don't share it. This would raise IQ and standard of living inter generationally.

Might as well genocide them all while you're at it.

stop with the fucking children already

Kill all the natives.

>>build microeconomies with all necessities in low population regions such as central Botswana, which means I can pay workers lots because the money ends up going back to my businesses, and as I pay such a large amount yet get most of it back I can very easily hire colossal workforces
>>build a railroad suitable for very wide and heavy trains, so I can use soil from greener countries to replace topsoil elsewhere
If you are using locals to do build and manage these infrastructure, watch them take your money and not do any of the things you pay them to do, or more likely, do the most half-assed job possible. If you manage to get anything functional built, watch them destroy it within a year. And the topsoil thing won't do a thing. African soil is very fertile and Whites have proven that with agricultural know-how, they can feed the entire continent by farming a single country such as Rhodesia. Africans just can't farm period. They never evolved this level of human development and lack all associated instinct to both see it as a necessity and utilize it effectively (their strategy for famine is still shitting out as many children as possible, like vermin).

This... could work actually.

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>Again

Yes

>again

What's the context here?

>implying niggers can be brought to white standars
First day here?

Kill all niggers, sell land to whites
Politics don't matter if the closest person is a day away and might get eaten by a crocodile

This. Maybe we can put some of that clay to good use, if the natives are gone.

I've yet to see an indecent black person because I don't live in a third-world shithole like the US.

Nevermind, I found it myself. And I'm GLAD I did.

This blurb was WRITTEN BY JON. The narrator isn't the girl, and it's not really that apparent either. It's a self-loathing kind of paragraph, not an "emotional rape smackdown".

>NZ
>literally a worthless meme-tier prarie

It can happen, but obviously a vast majority just simply can't adapt to a Western lifestyle/values. Unfortunately they want all the goodness that the Western world has developed while distancing themselves as much as possible from Western values.

>the only country with enough white people to have internet access and give real opinions about how it is there.

This

What's the difference?

Move every dindu from the city out into the countryside.

Remove blacks. Replace with Whites.

You're planning to massacre Sup Forums?

>build
The negro has no concept of maintenance they will let the technology you build slowly fall apart and wont do jackshit about it because they dont understand why they should do jackshit about it, there are many cases in Sub Saharan Africa of blacks walking past broken machinery all the time, along with terrible road and doing nothing at all.

The black cannot ever be civilized just give up.

>again

Cecil Rhodes had a dream of an Anglo Africa and I would finish that dream

A good German joke?! Holy shit!

I forgot, Bahama posters say even dumber things than North Americas.

If you walked past broken machinery on a bad road, would you suddenly fix either?

No, because you're not being provided with the equipment and materials you need and you're not being paid for fixing them.

It's not the fault of the citizens that machinery falls apart, it is the employers job to ensure proper maintenance.

First, glass the whole white area on the North. You can also include Somalia and the North of Nigeria. All the mudslimes areas, to be clear. Then we can talk with them. Maybe.

I don't think you could find enough white people willing to live in Africa.

Very nice. But you need to cut off all welfare aid to Africa just before you start moving jobs there so the people will be hungry and willing to work.

No user they literally will never touch anything after they use it once meaning they leave things to wear and tear overtime thats why every black area on earth looks like the apocalypse happened.

with nukular explosions and patience

Make the Cape independent

>Africa
>Great again
>again

Make South Africa great again!

This. They lack the ability of abstract thought to the point where they won't do something today even if it means they won't die tomorrow.

Chemical weapons followed by white colonisation

>Make Africa Great Again
>Great Again
>Again

Africa was never great
Africa was always a hostile wasteland

>its where the niggers come from for a reason

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this

So, you mean kill everyone?

It baffles me why anyone would want to make africa great at all. If they ever reach a level of technological and social development similar to ours, we are screwed.
>control lots of rare earths
>have huge population that needs resources for itself
>hate europeans for "oppressing" them
Many resources are already scarce as is, we don't need billions more people to compete for them with.
We need to just stop helping them at all so they stop costing us money.

Africa will always be an extremely dangerous hellhole.

Not just its people but even the environment is dangerous.

Africa's wildlife is teeming with pathogens steps away from mutating to become the next AIDs.

The basic African flies fucking lay their eggs inside your body if they ever get a chance.

Way scarier and worst than mosquitoes.

Why bother living in a country where even eating the meat from wild game is dangerous?

Do you guys even know about the Illegal Bushmeat Trade and tons of Bushmeat are caught in French airports every year.

Europe's version of the CDC and FDA tested samples of the Bushmeat they seized and pretty much found shit that make e coli and salmonella baby tier.

Why live on a land where even eating meat from the local widllife is gambling your life away?

So how much longer until the Democratic Republic of Congo is a reclaimed utopian paradise?

A lot of those resources aren't even utilised.
If African economics worked properly, sure, they'd consume a lot more, but they'd produce far more.

Not to mention that a huge advantage of quickly and decisively building a country from a shithole is that you have a huge amount of control over the final result; you can avoid the inefficient American-style capitalism that makes consumption so high by making sure that there's reasons for people to make high quality, durable goods.

Yet people whose greatest technological discovery is a spear have lived there for thousands of years. Really makes you think.
Also explain
>Rhodesia
>South Africa
Don't use their latitude as an excuse to being exempt from man-eating bugs and disease, this would imply that parts of Africa are perfectly habitable.

But aren't we much better off if they stay poor? That way we can continue paying them shit wages and unload or trash there for money. I just don't see how them reaching our level would benefit us at all.

return the whites to fight the race war in europe, nuke the cities, return them all to agriculture.

Just kill the nigger they are paleolithic mentality humans that will never ever be civilized, I dont care how many decent negro you pull from your ass 98% of them are deranged ferocious savage I cant understand why our ancestors didnt just kill these things when they were done with them since millions more still existed back in Africa who would miss them not those blacks definately. Its that white empathy that caused this caused us to stupidly let these stone age savages live in our society and parasite of us and time and time again it shows they will never be on par with us or even the sandniggers we still try to believe we can magically make these apes civilized.

However thats impossible the negro has remained in this state since 70,000 B.C long before we whites even existed meaning their animalistic behavior is ingrained into their DNA at a level that no social conditioning can overcome.

I know from experience, and you should too, what happens when you have a colossal number of poor people eyeing your country.

Plus whoever it is that brings even just part of Africa up to our level could easily end up being the richest publicly-known person in history by at least one order of magnitude.

> I just don't see how them reaching our level would benefit us at all.

They can't and would never do this without first world help. If everyone fucked off out of sub-sashitin africa, almost all of it would regress to earlier centuries very fast.
They don't think. They don't feel. Everyone else in the world is human except them. The negro mind will never be like that of white's.
They'd tear each other apart like animals and plunder whatever remnants of Western civilization there was within a week. They go back to doing whatever the fuck those lazy niggers did for thousands of years. Eat cow shit and whatnot (for the ones who are non-violent enough they can herd cattle).
It's very late so I have probably sounded like an autist right now, but maybe you get the idea. Negroes are incapable of everything Whites and Asians have been doing for millennia. They do not have nearly the mental capacity.

Just think how we could have countries in Africa that actually function and are entirely white.

forced evolution virus

>Just kill the nigger
Aside from that being barbaric, it would again be no benefit to us at all. We should just continue outsourcing shitty sweatshop labor to africa while at the same time stopping all humanitarian aid. That way, their population will start declining naturally to a more sustainable level and the lives of those left will actually improve. This will also make it easier for us to gain control over their resources.

>Aside from that being barbaric
Exactly my point you look for reasons to avoid the most logical solution to the negro problem which is complete genocide. You feel sorry for a breed of man that has no empathy or restraint over its instincts basically making it a wild animal in a human body thats why these negroids are destroying everything because of soft hearted fools like you.