I waited so long for this

I waited so long for this.

>Peter Parker got cucked by a BBC

You can't make this shit up

So have I.

This is going to be fucking awesome when the SJW movement plateaus and Marvel scrambles to figure out how to get the lost white male readers back. I'm thinking they just say "fuck it" and tell The Mouse that they're going to just make their comics free to retailers. It's not like they have to be a real comic company anyway.

I'm white and this does not bother me at all.

If anything why do Conservatards suddenly think Marvel was ever for them?

Spider-Gwen a shit so this is par for the course

We know, Bendis.

He didn't tho?

I'm more concerned about the age difference rather than the race. I'm pretty sure this is statutory rape.
>inb4 men can't be raped

I like to imagine that I'll be telling Sup Forums "I told you so" for crying and gnashing their teeth over this when it completely disappears in three months, but I know Sup Forums won't even remember when the time comes.

Her Peter Parker is a dead lizard man /r9k/ poster. He's the one who got cucked, not 616 Peter. OUR Peter Parker got cucked by Norman Osborn like ten years ago.

at this point I'd be more shocked to see a black male in comics kiss a black woman

Half the major heroes from both DC and Mravel grew to notoriety and success 50+ years ago, fighting Nazis and Communists during wartime. Before his modern resurgence lots of Captain America's fans were old dudes who's dads fought in WW2.

Seriously. It's all BM/WF.

Someone over at Marvel has a cuck fetish.
>I'm a cuck and this doesn't bother me at all
Ok but how about the fact that shitty clickbait tier stories like OP are all Marvel's interested in putting out? How about them destroying the X-Men and Rightclops? Letting Bendis roam free?

You ok with all that?

Is this /ss/? Isn't she as old as Peter?

you get off on cuckold porn?

Who.
Fucking.
Cares?
Like god damn, its Miles for fuck sake. Not to mention Spider "My book is shit and Im popular for my costume" Gwen. You know what? Theyre perfect for each other. Theyre both overrated pieces of shit.

>Seriously. It's all BM/WF.
Sup Forums is right for once

No WFBM for like 10 years, almost no BFBM (except Misty Knight x Sam Wilson), no AMWF. It's all about BMWF

What's weird, Marvel movies and TV shows have all kinds of pairings

White dudes are so insecure they're literally crying about 2 cartoon characters kissing

Blacks are so insecure they have to steal white roles

The sad truth is that writers these days are fucking retarded. They want strong female or black or whatever characters, yet 9/10 times they create them with that objective in mind which backfires. Just write a good character. When you start parading their gender or skin color as something of importance, the work suffers. Miles for example is a bland piece of shit riding a brand name. Bendis is just a fat lazy fuck who just made a black Peter Parker

It's kind of funny that Marvel brands itself as the progressive hub of the comic world, but basically what they are doing is the exact thing that black women have complained about for years: white women stealing all the good black men.

Black women are literally the most disrespected and shit-upon group in America. And SJW's and Marvel don't even realize that them blocking white males from "appropriating" black females by pushing black male/white female to the nth degree is EXACTLY the type of shit that enrages black women. Perfect example of "we know what's best for you" de facto racism.

It's really amazing how many of the leading black women empowerment websites disagree with and resent what the SJW sphere is pushing in the name of "progress".

>Black women are literally the most disrespected and shit-upon group in America
Wat? No one else? Not even natives?

UMMMMM WHAT ABOUT THE ABORIGINAL PEOPLE OF AUSTRALIA, SHITLORD?

The day I start looking for poltiics behind two people kissing is the day I kill myself which is what you should do. It's two cartoon characters romancing. How does that make me a cuck for not being assblasted about it?

Hey that's all you cucks say we do so we might as well lean into the stereotype. You're still an insecure little whiteboi who will never get his weewee touched.

Behold, the useful idiot.

Then why do black men get to romance all the main white Marvel women, but white men don't get to romance black women?

Unless she was a clone this entire time.

For not giving a shit about the color of two cartoons?

Iron FistxMisty Knight
WoverinexStorm

You're a moron. Go lick a light socket.

>inb4 recently because that's probably what user meant

I haven't read much with Miles, which one of his villains will Spider-Gwen have secret twins with?

>SJW's and Marvel

Your mistake is assuming they're actually the same people just because Marvel's decided to pander to the woke/tumblr crowd now, most Marvel writers are still the same old clueless nerds they've always been so you get some old clueless nerd's idea of what progressive is. Also I'm like 90% certain Bendis probably just has a fetish for BMWF interracial

When did this happen? Is it recent? Am I just unobservant?

THE GOALPOST IS OVER THERE NOW! ----->

>Iron FistxMisty Knight
>WoverinexStorm
Yeah, just those two from the fucking Stone Age.

What about recently?

It's been a thing around for a few decades.
Of course, you being a casual...

BLACKED is happening right now
Cuckanon posted two examples from like 20 years ago

>M-moving the goalpost

Who is Storm with now? Her most recent thing I remember was with Black Panther

>OUR Peter Parker got cucked by Norman Osborn like ten years ago.
fuuuuuuck why'd ya gotta say it like that? can't you be a little gentler when you shove those cacti in my orifices?

You predicted it user. You cant make this shit up.

>Marvel pairs white heroine after white heroine with blacks
>B-b-but user, Iron Fist used to date Misty Knight 10 years ago

Exactly proving our point.

If that's so important I would recommend starting with that.

>What about recently?
XavinxKarolina at least had a black female...sorta

Do Miles and Gwen have unbearable Spider-Lust for each other like Pete and Cindy did?

>What's weird, Marvel movies and TV shows have all kinds of pairings

they aren't pieces of shit like modern comics

Be that's what Gwen said to stormin' Norman.

What's so weird about that correction?
We're talking about modern Marvel. How the fuck is FistxMisty relevant to that?

Why do comic publishes always fucking do this?

It's not even "progressive" anymore, it's just plain annoying the way they hastily pair white female heroes with usually black characters.

We get you're progressive, so stop fixing all these nonsense relationships all for the sake of showing off how progressive you idiots are.

The only thing this does is make the genuine comic book readers pissed off while they're trying to get the movie casuals into the market.

The ghost of Professor X, but she's teasing Forge and OldMan Logan hard.
If Jean doesn't get her OldMan strange soon she's gunna get girlcucked.

So no argument, right?
Just trying to find holes in phrasing, I see

What about Moon GirlxMel-Varr?

They're like 10

Name one black female heroine Miles's age and level of notoriety with whom he could hook up with.

I'll wait.

What's your point?

Ms. Marvel. But I'd rather not taint that character with Miles' shit. The superior love interests are the ones that originate from the protagonists books.

>phrasing
No I'm asking anons to be more clear with what they're arguing about. It's context, not the phrasing.

>Ms. Marvel
She's fucking Pakistani you fucking retard.

I would tell you the obvious answer ...
but I don't want to get into a two hour racist chat about helmets being unable to accommodate the hair of minorities.

Why does he even have to be paired up with anybody in the first place, he's already a fairly interesting character. Hell, they could just make an OC black heroine for him and that'd be miles better than having to pair him up with a white heroine just because.

>adult making out with a 16 year old

how progressive

That's still black.

>and level of notoriety

Admitting the result is completely arbitrary while simultaneously bitching about it is fucking retarded.

Marvel's BMWF push features adult couples and teen couples, not little kids being friends.

there's only 2 groups, white and person of color

25 year old adult.

She isn't white and that's all that matters
;)

>That's still black
Pakistan is in neither Africa nor Australia m8.

(Ooooh... sixes...)

But user, then who's going to be responsible for Gwen's death as she's falling off of the Brooklyn Bridge?
It's a Spider-Man right of passage.

Why does she have to be "his level of notoriety"? That's weirdly specific

>Black people only exist in Africa.

You're retarded.

Persians are white last time I checked.

She's not black, but it still would've made more sense for her to be paired with Miles.
They're both good characters that are young and have inherited a famous hero's mantle. Yet Marvel decides pairing Miles to a white adult is better because they have to show how open and tolerant they are to attract those movie casuals that don't want to read comics.

so is anyone going to post the full page or what?

Don't forget Cloak and Dagger who are having their own tv show in 2018

>That's weirdly specific
Marketing

>Australia is in Africa
No u.

>They're both good characters
I think you mean one of them is.

>Black or African American – A person having origins in any of the Black racial groups of Africa.
>Asian – A person having origins in any of the original peoples of the Far East, Southeast Asia, or the Indian subcontinent including, for example, Cambodia, China, India, Japan, Korea, Malaysia, Pakistan, the Philippine Islands, Thailand, and Vietnam.

Are people going to stop being baited by the Sup Forums racist anytime soon?
Because it's kinda really off topic...

>Haiti is in Africa or Australia.

I'm mad its about them falling in love.

The people at Marvel tv don't get those characters

pretty sure Haitians are from Africa

When do you/ Do you think Marvel's newest line of heroes will ever be on the big screen?

I think if they ever do it It'll be in the middle of next decade.

>African American.

You said black, not African American. Those are two separate things.

Voicing an opinion about an already established result is how hopefully this shit won't happen again.
Why would you let them keep doing this in the first place, it's obvious they don't care about their core readers anymore. Letting this shit pass by without criticisms will only tell the publishers that it's completely ok to hook characters up and fuck around with them in hopes of more attention.

>The first thread of this image autosaged
Man this crossover should have some interesting threads and nerdrage

All porn is cuck porn. You are watching someone else fuck/get fucked. Unless you only watch masturbation, which is still technically voyeurism

Despite all this, Marvel is still going to be behind DC in comic sales.

>The people at Marvel tv don't get those characters
Lol you're naive.
They just want to push the BMWF narrative as hard as they can

So, no one gonna try and explain why we're getting BLACKED after BLACKED, but no white guys with black girls?

8 years after the House of M movie brings the X-men into the MCU

I thought we weren't counting live action stuff because>What's weird, Marvel movies and TV shows have all kinds of pairings

Marvel is for cucks, bro

>Why would you let them keep doing this in the first place
Because it doesn't fucking matter.

The only thing to be pissed about would be if it was out of character.

>Not watching POV porn.

DC isn't?

>Marvel's never going to publicize any other type of interracial relationship like that

What about JubileexX-23 once it happens?

Sup Forums go home

Bendis is writing 6 books at once

there