Broad City

you're missing out bros

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There is something called porn user, I think you'll find it is more satisfying.

not a degenerate bro

Even amateur porn has better looking women. Jesus, what a ghastly face.

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>posts some hag in lingerie
>I'm not degenerate

Isn't that her brother?

10-12 beers, couple joints, maybe a little lonely too and I would hit it.

Any webms??

Like a nylon stocking packed with sausage meat

Abbi at least has a cute face

Pretty cool

>that feel when no Abbi/Ilana threeway

Why live?

Stop tapping and you won't need all that

Yeah. You are.

i think it's gonna happen at some point

All I want is to see the other chick's big white ass

is that so much to ask?

I vomited a bit in my mouth.

Fucking spoiler that shit next time

>ugly kikes kiking around
Nah im good man

are there any episodes that involve facesitting in any way, asking for a friend

Definitely would need a bag, but she got a nice body.

She confuses me. I go back around forth between seeing her as being hot as fuck to dirty and gross. ????

not yet

Underrated cuz true

what ep

porn is for two digit iq people with no imagination

I'm unironically diamonds, chicks with weird bitchy faces but nice bodies really do it for me for some reason

>degenerate

cool it with the reductive rhetoric friend

the newer one

jews are the ultimate cucks. to become a jew you just have to sleep with their woman.

>nice bodies

Sounds cool, pls post one in this thread so I can check it out.

It's not her fault bro, she's jewish. She's doing what she can with what she has

sure buddy

are you into skellies my bro?

>getting excited over a hideous woman just because of Jewbs
Go to pornhub.

its genetic thievery i tell you what

Porn is gross and for degenerates

WHAT GOD DO I HAVE TO WORSHIP?

nice

Has she ever gotten those jewbs out?

yeah, but pixelated

All these neckbeard in this thread saying they wouldn't.

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gross

satan

fox and the grapes, 2/10 would not bang etc...

>tfw no khazar milkers gf

>cute jewess defending uncircumcised penises on television
am I living in a real workd

what episode/season?

fug

last night episode

s04e03

Tried to cut out as much unnecessary fat guy as possible

very nice but fat guys aren't that interrputing if there's a hot girl next to them

Agreed, but where's the hot girl though?

HNNNNNNNNNNGGG

I never realized she had such big titties.

I would worship, i would murder to smell her!

Wew

you're right Satan, I guess at least it's not Josh Gad

What a normie argument.

"lol look at this diseased whore's aids-ridden boobies, that's totally the same as this celebrity right XD"

Fuck off, Chad.

Lol yea yourw probably a stud

MMMMMOOOOOMMMMMY

this is such a bizarre post.

has this guy never been to a porn site? doesn't he know that there's millions and millions of different girls that have been video'd being fucked and uploaded to the internet?

your high school sweetheart is probably on xvideos/motherless

Fat Abbi > Ilana > current Abbi

This show is ten times more degenerative than porn. This show promotes Marxism, hedonism, and overall moral decay.

Amatuer porn doesn't count. It's pure.

No money involved.

>he thinks amateur porn is pure

there's lots of bizarre posts like this on Sup Forums, makes me wonder if these people live in shacks in some third world country based on all the odd stuff i've seen posted.

Yeah, get it? HAHAHAHAHA! YAASS!

Is she gross after you cum? That's how I feel everytime I fuck my gf. You come back to your senses and realise she's just some stupid roastie

I love dark-haired women with the Jew curls.
Her and that girl from Game of Thrones... Absolutely perfect.

doesn't match Jessica Biel's sexual exploits with a minor girl in The Sinner.

Kike magic is effective on my dick

and then that homo faggot with the uncut dick says he has yeast infection and wants to cut it to prevent that

thats one large jew puss

Chequed

It mocks all of these things. Clearly.

>implying you wouldn't hit that

Yeah, but it mocks them in the same way Portlandia mocks liberalism. It's not coming from a place of hatred, which is where all great comedy stems from.

Since the show started there has been no doubt that most anons would giga dreidel break her ass.

fuck off porn-addict

good lord, that last one

God those fucking legs.

no it doesn't, it aligns all the far liberal concepts with the lives and lifestyles of it's two endearing yet completely infantile main characters

post thicc abbis

>my sex junk, oh, oh, oh

is that once of fred armison's portlandia characters?

That's exactly what I said.

>show pushes this as attractive
>defining characteristics are being jewish and gross on purpose

>super gross

Yeah, the show totally has to "push" the idea that big tits and THICC thighs are attractive.

Go back to drooling over your preteens, pepeposter.

She is Jewish so Satan

she's close... she's SO CLOSE to being attractive.

Why are her tits hanging so low?

Pleb tier.

>he posted, on Sup Forums

>ew gross meme

you do this in every thread, you're not fooling anyone you ugly little homo.

i'm not sure how to tell you this, but she has really normal tits. I'm not going to tell you they're amazing or anything, but they're nowhere near pancake tier. that's just what tits look like outside of porn