We finally fucking did it bros. I'm so happy

We finally fucking did it bros. I'm so happy.

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what did he mean by this?

>Why are you so happy? Did Subway remove all traces of lettuce from their menu?

oh boy

But nothing has changed Jonah, you're still a fat permvirgin. That's the real joke.

she would just ignore him and laugh it off with the audience

Jonah: But would Brad and Leo be enough for you? You appear to be lecherous.

Autismo-kun, enough

No, we didn't. "What am I, your pimp?" is a landmark achievement in Jonahposting, but it's not the end. Does this really feel like a victory? Not to me.

All we've accomplished today is proof that we've been going at this the wrong way, the entire time. A witty little quip like this could never be enough. She DESTROYED him. She identified his weak spot and hit him hard. The audience saw it, we all saw it, the WORLD saw it and she had to come out and apologize for what she said. Which, obviously, only drove the humiliation home further.

He can't just play it off with a joke like she didn't hurt him. That'd be an obvious lie. It wouldn't change what she did to him, it wouldn't salvage his pride. The insult MUST be addressed.

I've got to think about this, I really have to think about this. After today, Jonahposting will change.

All due congratulations to the author of "What am I, your pimp?" It's a good line. But we're not done yet.

We figured it out, but faggot mods deleted the thread:
>What am I, your pimp?

Did what?

You cant win because he was 100% in the wrong and got BTFO

You're just deflecting the real issue.

>One guy this desperate to make a good comeback for Jonah
>Nobody else on Sup Forums has managed to help him

even tv couldn't come up with such a shit response

>I know right, I would be so big for you.

>blows air out of nose
>collected/smug face
>pulls out a cigarette from inside jacket and lights it
>"Vous'n pouvez pas fumer içi...Eu...You cannot fume uh here"
>acts like she didn't say anything
>"Lemme tell you a couple of three things, Ornella. Hmmf. Ornella. Sounds like a delicate flower. How ironic, very Frenchly so. Anyway, let me tell you something: I am a human being. I eat, I shit, I laugh, I cry, I sleep...I love..."
>puffs smoke
>"...I get hurt. How can you treat me like I don't do these things? Like a fucking dog you treat me. How can such hurtful words come out of such innocent lips? These must have been the lips that lured Adam in the garden of Eden with the fruit that would doom humanity. Oh, you've hurt me and it all was unwarranted. "Bang, bang, you shot me down" and it hurts, baby. It does"
>"Oh, Jonah I am so sor-"
>"I'm not finished. You're mean-spirited. You make people feel bad about themselves. Yes, I'm plus-sized but I'm still beautiful so come to think of it you're the real loser here, Ornella cause you'll never know the joy of caring for people. I forgive you, you sad, sad woman."
>shakes head
>"I feel so sorry for you."

Why would I help a second hand Seth Rogan?

>can't i just watch and jerk off?

That's the best you can do. He's a fat man. She's a pretty woman. No words can change that.

more importantly hes a fat man who cant handle banter

he's jewish, he'll be fine

>How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

Jonah, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your career and health is that everyone in your family, you included, use food to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own appetite as an unstoppable force, and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here. You chose to talk, to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your own universe. And yet you are dripping with subway lard and feces. Your enormous girth literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt you would be bored senseless by an interview. The same way i’m bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it's not eating. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die. It’s just work. And the bottom line is: some people are okay going to excersise and some people... well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.

this.
bitch would have to be like "i dont think so" or "really?" exposing herself as a roastie

>Sorry, can you repeat all that? I was looking up Brad's phone number.

>that's homophobic!

>he thinks women care about size
Lol.

>You're too big for that chair.

>that cant be possible, brad only gives his number to either intelligent or beautiful women

879k fat neckbeard mouth breathing neets spent 1.3million man hours and posted 35.2 million replies and 20.8 million (You)s and 1.1 million dubs, 361k trips, 213k quads, and 92k quints, to come up with:

"What am I your pimp?"

Reminds me of the one about the monkeys and typewriters. Put a large enough number of both in a room and eventually they will randomly bang out the complete works of Shakespeare.

t.microdick

Honestly why was Jonah bootyblasted by her sodomize comment? Seriously now, he shouldn't of hit back so hard, she was just being playful.

>a pickle

>being this naive

>Oh? And which one are you?

The crowd is what matters. Bunch of frenchies, right? So he can pull some gay shit like "oh no baby, they're all mine". Shows confidence, crowd eats it up, and she has no way to take it as a sting to retaliate to.

And I still stand by
>Yeah, you do seem like a "two strangers in a motel" sort of girl

because Americans CAN'T comprehend banter

To me, it showed that he's really conscious about the embarrassing roles he gets. It probably bothers him to always be the clown in every movie, even when he hides behind the "I'm a comedian" facade.

> I turned myself into a pickle Ornella! I'm pickle Jonaaah!

The only way to win

>ironic isnt? the weather girl as the hostess of a interview show, couldn't the producer found someone at least funny

>What am I your pimp?
>Aren't pimps suppose to be intimidating?

I don't really know if mine is average or bellow average, it doesn't really matter, my point was that women care more about a man's face and body than they care about the dick, the only people who care about big dicks are guys, guys who like dicks like them really big, just visit /gif/ if you doubt me.

Frenchfag here.

"What am I your pimp?" would translate literally to "Je suis quoi, ton mac?" This is exactly how Ornella and the entire French audience would have heard that joke getting translated. Mac being short for maquereau, the slang a pimp.

From Mac to McDonald's to hamburger jokes, she would slay him with another fat comeback. The entire audience would have laughed and ridiculed him!

Sorry Jonah, she wins AGAIN.

>face and body
>wallet and status
pick one and only one

Jonah's edgy reply motivated her next banter. He had it coming.

>Our producers admittedly aren't very good, they couldn't find a good-looking guest either.

> a pimp? More like a wimp!

What I like about these threads is the fact that you can really tell the people who are completely detached by reality and any kind of social interaction to come up with these embarrassing """""banters""""

You know a lot about women.

a classic
>well ornella, if you want my come back you'll have to scrape it off your teeth later

It doesn't matter. Unless we can go back in time, the damage has been done. It's a great come back to be sure, probably one of the best. But it came too late, at too great a cost. No matter how you want to spin it , she won.

sorry, i lost you at the first babble

it's mostly Americans

that's how you get all these autists thinking they have to stick up for Jonah

>did you hear what did she said about you miles?

This is on national TV not on high school. You don't simply roast someone on their weight in that situation.

jonah started it

fat jewish cunt got put in his place

She wouldn't even respond to this because it's pathetic.

If he insinuates that she's a whore, she can insinuate that he's ugly.

kek i bet you also do

>Heh, that's a cute fantasy, pretty wishful thinking there Ornella hehe. You got one thing right though, I WOULD go away haha, like right now you dumb french bitch. Peace.

So easy

God damn it user, stop playing dumb, we're talking about lust, girls get wet when they look at Brad, Leo, and Tom's face.

>This
Let's be super autistic and think of it like a chess game. Jonah already moved all the pieces into a mate in one situation by the time Sup Forums shows up. The whole exchange was him digging a hole literally no human being can banter their way out of. One line cannot save the complete ruination of Jonah and the assblasting that ensued. He basically has to laugh it off, plan revenge, and handle it in the parking lot whenever she leaves the studio with a hired gang of ornery Muslim youth.

>Oh poor Jonah, all those subways sure are messing with your grasp on reality!

You just don't understand. This is important

she wouldnt cause she couldnt
if she stops for a bit, audience laughts would fill that silent moment

SHE IS LITERALLY UNBEATABLE

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>tfw he's actually is jonah

*Ornella turns to audience*
>I'm sorry everyone, I guess he's late for his triple bypass surgery.

>and all those cumshot messed with your grasp on self assessment

I don't, but I know about my sisters and my cousins, I even caught my younger sister flicking her bean to Leo, so that's that.

This. Was she said and the way she said it is an obvious insult from any point of view. Playing it off is not acknowledging the truth of the situation.
In the end, his response was on the right track. Adresses the fact that she actually insulted him.
He should have handled it in a more assertive, less passive agressive way like Cruise, but that's it.

I love this
we are generating all the possible scenarios, the same mental power goes into both sides and yet the girl wins every time
is it simply because she is better looking
it all comes down to looks, doesn't it?

>I don't, but I know about my sisters and my cousins, I even caught my younger sister flicking her bean to Leo, so that's that.
and how that makes you feel?

>you're into that, huh, pegging i think it's called
>maybe we can have private demonstration later ;D

Pleasure. You know, that feeling no woman has ever experienced with you?

>it all comes down to looks, doesn't it?
it does, she could always come with the fat shamming

>Implying I can feel anything

You can't get into a pissing contest with a pretty girl, you have to woo her. Som slight jabs are ok

>Pleasure
by watching your younger sister masturbating?
and how is your relationship with your mother, user?

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>fat shamming
There is no such thing outside of the US.

You can insinuate that someone is fat and ugly in a suble way like she did but you can't point it out explicitly because it would just make her look bad.
You can tell this roastie has vast experience in social humiliation.

That is not me you fool.

We are genetically programmed to favor people who are either good looking or just give out incredibly good vibes. Jonah is neither good looking or giving out good vibes. French woman is only good looking, therefore she would always win against him. She has always had the upper hand on the poor guy.

basically. Sup Forums just says this is a meme and "keep the meme going" but truely jonah can never win against a pretty girl in a pissing contest in front of a live studio audience and on tv. Jonah can't win it's simple biology

ikr, that and slut shamming doesnt work in france, solely because of that this is the correct way to BTFO her

>he cant win
says a french roastie nervously for the 10th time

Especially not in France.
Frogs and Southern Europeans in general are just rude and it's considered not only socially acceptable but also expected of you.
Even fucking waiters will be rude to you and nobody bats an eye like it's normal.

t. fat like jonah and thinks he can win

every response comes off as butthurt or annoyed. the comesbacks like "oh i didn't want to be with you anyway" just makes you look like a fag

ebin

I don't get it.

t. johanposter that no longer can't shitpost cause the solution have been found
sorry lad you should find a new hobbie

It's not because she's obviously very attractive and no self-respecting hedonist like Leo would turn that bitch down.

Wasn't he the one talking about her getting sodomized before she brought that up?

>YOU'RE MEAN. I HATE YOU! I'M LEAVING
>Run away with your arms flapping up and down in front of you

I mean what else can you do?

Nah, that already falls kind of flat. It was a good comeback and she needs to come up with something better.

>forgetting about based brad "enlightened" brad
based brad would turn that bitch down in matter of seconds