Top Google Query About States

In which Alabama and Maine are confirmed as based.

These are vague on some.

>Why is AZ so cheap?
On what?
>Why is NM so enchanting?
Whats so enchanting?

And of all the states they chose Mississippi and Virginia as waycis.

>North states
>Why is ___ so cold
>South states
>Why is ___ so hot
I don't get it. What does the average person expect to find out with this query? Do they really not know why?

American education.

We are based and whitest

>tfw Missouri

Kansas City and St. Louis are zoos we keep black people in.

>Why is Maryland so rich
I have lived in this state my entire life and I keep hearing this. Do people here really have so much more money than people in other states?

>mfw new cucklanders will never experience the BTC

Nebraska really isn't that flat though. Lugenpresse!

>Montana
>Empty

>miles and miles of nothing
>enchanting

Amen.

Overland Park reporting in. Fuck KCMO where the niggers lives and KCK where the spics live. Feels good living in a white suburbia..

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nigger because just being in the south doesn't make your state automatically hot. North Carolina is really far north on the globe but is warm because of ocean patterns.

>americans inquire about the causes of the natural world
>somehow this makes them dumb

your countries are literally only known for cocaine and sheep shagging, why the fuck do you think you're allowed to post without your vassal master's permission?

You should check out Prime Sushi up towards the plaza. I recommend the Hotline Bling roll.

New England is truly the UK of the U.S. in so many ways

Are ghosts really that big of a issue in Connecticut?

You house the Washington District of Columbia, home of the U.S. house and senate. What do YOU think?

>check out my state
>Rich

wut

>why is cold
>why is hot
>why is alaska cold
>why is hawaii hot
>why is new mexico enhancing
Survey intellectuals, everbody. At least they got one thing right.
>why is kansas so bad at football(/and soccer).

>why is Iowa so important

get fucked everyone else

the Iowan race is the STRONGEST

texas confirmed big guys

You'd be surprised

>why is Pennsylvania so boring?
We're pretty boring desu

>cold
Good, stay out of Wisconsin.

>cold

God bless, no surprise that the greatest part of the nation has the best search term.

for you

>Why is CT so haunted?
kek

>why is pa so boring

Why does everyone think this?

>enhancing

Hawaii's not even that hot though.

Alabama master race.

>why is new mexico enhancing
Akshully, it says enchanting because New Mexico is known as "The Land of Enchantment."