Indian promoter of solar energy was on a trip from India to UK by a solar powered Tuk-Tuk (the desi version of Tesla).
The Indian was in France when his passport got stolen. The Indian said he didn't even realize he was in France {because brown people being everywhere (rapefugees)} until they started chanting Allahu Akbar in French.
Since French police is too cucked by EU special laws for rapefugees, the authorities are looking at the angle of Elon Musk trying to sabotage the glorious campaign of Tuk-Tuk to reduce Tesla's competition.
>He bought his tuk-tuk for $1,500, installing it with a bed and solar cooker. Actually sounds pretty comfy.
Joseph James
>0 emission I don't think so, that truck does not have a toilet
Brandon Price
Actually tuk-tuk are pretty comfy.
Their a difference between emission and excretion. Pick a book
Brandon Price
India can't take a joke but can shit everywhere
Kek
Jaxon Morris
I know you have a beef with us because we are dumb enough to shit on street but not that dumb to follow cuckslam like you crescent dildo flags.
Ayden King
>solar energy Stop being gay and use the atomic power
Levi Martin
Tell that to your sister country Pakistan. Or are you cunts gonna honor kill them?
How's working for the Verizon customer service is like? Do you get company allocated poop sheets? I hear toilet paper is worth more than rupees in weight.
Connor Baker
Go home Rajinder, your drunk >and possibly constipated
Caleb Cook
Lelasia. So preach Islam to your fellow sea niggers
Joshua Jenkins
That will increase the cost, Tuk-Tuk aren't worth of that expensive technology
>Tell that to your sister country Pakistan. Or are you cunts gonna honor kill them? Yup, wanna join their fate?
>How's working for the Verizon customer service is like? Its nice actually
>Do you get company allocated poop sheets? I hear toilet paper is worth more than rupees in weight. Actually we use Quran to wipe, we are not allowed to leave office in office hours, so we get Quran to shit on to save money on toilets.
Nah, left a huge dump on asphalt this morning.
Cooper Turner
Mate your country is WORLD FAMOUS for shitting on streets. You can choose Islam but you can't escape shitting in the streets to be ingrained in your DNA. Indian instincts.
Thanks for the butter chicken.
Noah Morales
India bros, i'm stuck taking dramatic theatre classes and learning all about your weird as fuck theatre culture. Do people actually go watch this shit
Sebastian Jenkins
Solar energy.. Thats the gayest thing since village people.. Use russian atom energy instead
Aiden Clark
kys indian shitstain
Caleb Johnson
>Malaysia >Lecturing India about not being barbaric shit skins
Christian Collins
Indian film breakdown
>Public grinding >2000 people who can dance with crusty unwashed assholes >Running down a tulip field in Amsterdam >Rolling down a hill >Hide and seek with a tree >Dubbed singing >Unsycned fightijg sound effects
Ryder Fisher
Also curious.
Indian guy at work tried to make me watch this movie called Dhoom. Who the fuck watches a shitty action movie with random dance numbers for FOUR FUCKING HOURS? It even has an intermission break for street shitting!
Robert Williams
Skin is shit but streets are clean
Brandon Phillips
1500 bucks for that? WTF can I get one in the states cuz that looks fucking awesome
Jayden Richardson
I'm not talking Indian movies, they are in a whole league of their own, I'm talking this shit youtube.com/watch?v=xGMRmoR7GPk
Dude thats. That's beyond me and my tree dwelling community of SEA monkeys. Pajeets please we need your clarification
Ryan Powell
That's a currynigger driving his third world piece of junk on his toilet. Like any of those cockroaches do, he will just shit in the street and think nothing of it. Disgusting subhuman filth.
Gavin Ortiz
>Choose islam Hun, nobody chooses Islam. They are born into it because of having a bad luck
We don't. Theaters are dying here, don't waste your time user.
Omg that's the shittiest movie ever. I literally puked watching it. Stay away from him if he has such a shitty taste in movies. Try 'gangs of wasseypur'
yup but idk how much american customs are gonna tax you for that.
that's south Indian folk. Why are you even learning it? You won't understand it, we won't like you doing it.
Jaxon Scott
Gotta learn about theatre cultures from ALLLLL OVER THE WORLD. Also my professor is southern indian and did shit like this
Cameron Carter
I'm an india-boo.
Leo Fisher
drove through iran robbed in france
way to go fucking frogs you made your country shittier than the middle east.
Christopher Flores
Then I guess being born Indian is the worst, Karachi Kev.
Jayden Long
read this in an indian accent. was not dissapointed.
Hudson Wright
>Paris
NIGGERS
poor Hadji almost made it, too.
Julian Ross
take shit get hit
Jeremiah Ortiz
I think I like India more than Malaysia
Matthew Martin
I want an Indian genocide
Brayden Hernandez
Recommend me an insane indian movie my friends and I can watch, something fucking weird and over the top. I saw scenes from a movie where a dude beat up 30 dudes in a gym
Luke Cox
Off course he likes it because he can understand whats happening.
Kek
Nah, we don't have a crescent dildo on our flag yet.
Thanks Japanon
>Indian muslim genocide Here FTFY
Christopher Carter
That's an absolutely fine preference to have.
Eli Adams
he forgot the restroom
Jackson Cox
I want the hindus dead. All of them and their piss/shit producing cows
David Thompson
Oooh, i wanna know if something non-pc is uttered by the indian dude that got its shit looted.
This must be the asian version of that hiking robot that got wrecked by nogs
Charles Clark
>Make a hitchhiking robot >white liberals play along >it gets stopped in Philly >busted up and discarded on cam by a nigger
what is with niggers and being niggers?
Ayden Lee
>Promoter of solar energy No, he IS the thief.
John Garcia
Hey the guy had a message and an idea, he didn't just come to Europe for £££ and free house/teeth/bennies like the other cunts do.
Austin Rodriguez
Fight me irl dude I'll meet you at Vindaloo Beach, Calcutta at 6pm today.
Mason Howard
POO IN LOO O O
Evan Scott
India has their problems but I can't think of a single redeeming factor about Malaysia. India has pharmaceuticals and aeronautics as well as street shitting. You have Islam.
Hunter Garcia
It was probably stolen by a muslim tbhfam
Brayden Thompson
>American education Go read, dumbass
Cooper Young
Don't forget our president who stole a billion dollars worth of foreign pakistani indian and bangladeshi construction worker funds. What an absolute lad.
Kevin Jones
>bed and solar-cooker
Pretty sure he's got it covered user
Andrew Bell
Solar powered poop truck, what will they invent next
Jaxson Rogers
Ahmed, where will you go when Trump wins?
Kek. >t. 4 feet chink
Isaac Young
>Get through every shithole on the planet >Fucked in France k e k
Levi Powell
Don't forget to drink cow piss and rub cow shit in your eye for Shivas many handed blessing.
Liam Barnes
I won't after all I have to rape a muslim after that.
Benjamin Rogers
>Don't forget to drink cow piss and rub cow shit in your eye for Shivas many handed blessing.
How can Malaysians be this based??
Caleb Long
Dude, your posts are everywhere. Stop saying "hun" you sound fucking retarded
Austin Smith
you did it long time ago, just different indian
Liam Brooks
Kek.
Elijah Jackson
Where do you think he's going to be driving it?
Thomas Miller
> be illegal shitskin > steal solar powered tuk tuk > throw away passport > claim to be an "engineer" from India
Those refugees trying to get from France to UK are getting more clever it seems. Well at least that's better than hurling sticks and rocks at trucks near Calais.
Jace Thompson
Explain yourselves Frogs
Benjamin Russell
>nuclear powered tuk tuks maybe India becoming a superpower isn't such a bad thing
Aaron Price
>after his passport and wallet were stolen from his parked vehicle in Sarcelles, north of Paris, while he was using a bathroom >he was using a bathroom
This trip is setting all kind of records
Nathan Lee
oogaa booga
Justin Jones
>The Indian said he didn't even realize he was in France {because brown people being everywhere (rapefugees) HA
besides that apecar looks like the comfiest shit
Tyler Lee
what does it say on the train? on the left?
Zachary Long
Kek.
Sebastian Scott
I don't know but I saved it because it's overall understandable even if you don't speak german
Liam Watson
mfw Russian shills
Easton Ward
Remember that one time the British decided to bring in the Indians for cheap rubber tapping labour? They stayed and fucked up my country. Essentially the niggers of Malaysia. They live in rubber plantation estates. Even when they live in the city they remain uneducated. They sit on top of tables, no disregard for anyone else, smell terrible, and the majority of crimes in Malaysia are caused by them. Malaysians hate Indians of all nationalities.
Alexander Nelson
Topkek, It's sad to see france go down the drain with the rest of western Europe. Tuk-tuk sounds like skme really shady vechicle. Gonna skip certain jokes because OP's topic is just so comfy.
Cooper Gomez
Damn, I love Russians for this. >be russian >design actual working nuclear lighthouses and boats > only reason to scrap them is because of shit communism system Honestly I can almost bet that if Russians would have had same resources as americans and something else instead of shitty communism, we all might have been driving Nuclear Lada Fusions right now.
