So now that the dust has settled, was it good?

So now that the dust has settled, was it good?

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no

No, spider man was a total dickhead to vulture

Sup Forums hates it so naturally.

No.

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No, spidey was really unlikeable in this.

How to fix this movie:
>remove iron man
>remove suit AI
>make the girls attractive and white
Not even extrapolating here, 50% of the movie was wasted on those. We are either looking at Iron Man, which is completely irrelevant to the story, or having a scene with the suit AI being autistic, or with the 9/10 gay twink pretending he would totally fuck a black girl with a massive maxilla and man shoulders. It was even a bit hilarious in the first scene she shows up, the extra white girl is ten times more attractive as her, while the camera focus on her baboon face. Even the Indian chick and the other extras were also potentially more attractive if given the right make up.

Meanwhile, the things that actually matter never got developed. Spider-Man only found out the father of the girl he likes is the villain in the last 20min of movie, what was the fucking point then? Have him find that out in the first 20min so the movie can have at least one interesting dynamic and develop multiple interesting scenes, why do it in the last 20 min? I'll tell you why, they were just trying to copy Sam Saimi's movie and fell for the form over substance mistake.

The worst spiderman we have had

>MCU
Its dogshit

And now, the Disney Channel original movie, Spider-Man: Homecoming

>Dad, what's "porn"?
I'm not even a moral fag but holy shit.

This movie is marketed towards kids bellow 12, don't mention fucking porn in it. Don't make jokes about how everyone wants to fuck Aunt May and how she should be wearing something skimpy. Don't sexualize an underage character. Did Dan Schneider had any involvement in this movie?

>This movie is marketed towards kids bellow 12
Me and my classmates knew what porn was when we were 10, kids these days probably learn about it at 6 or 7.

This site has asked why Tony didn't give all his friends powered suits. He does that here and you still bitch.

>being this fucking retarded
>thinking I represent an opinion someone else made
Tony Stark could have given him to suit and fucked off. No need for four scenes about the spider man fucking suit. That's not what my complain is about, you stupid fucking dunce. My complain is having half of the movie being dedicated to redundant shit.

too many white people

Yep It's good. It's an MCU film and there are non whites so of course they'll pretend to hate it

tv hates it so of course it is good

did this movie predict the hatred of monuments

only thing I liked about this one movie was Peter Parker. he was actually clumsy and awkward and not in a hot nerd kind of way, he was realistic (apart from his good looks)

but yeah the movie was a total mess

#RhodesMustFall predates it, but it got the way the wind was blowing right.

let me guess, you hate Raimi's spiderman

S2>S1>S3>Homecoming>TASM>TASM2

It was'nt as bad as I expected it to be. But not good enough to make me want to rewatch it. Pretty forgettable.

The tone and pacing was kind of all over the place. The film had like a dozen writers, and it showed.

Nope. Spider Man 1 and 2 are great. 3 is meh though

SM2>SM>HC>SM3>ASM>ASM2
This is the objectively correct order

monument BUILT BY SLAVES

asm is better than sm3 id say
sm3 was a total mess and you know it

ASM was so boring and utter dog shit, Spider-Man 3 still had its Rami moments.

anyways Homecoming was better than the Rami films and the only good MCU movie to date

>the only good MCU movie to date
Iron Man 1, Cap: Winter Soldier, and Doctor Strange were all better in my opinion.

>the only good MCU movie to date

I love that line simply because how unironically triggered people on here was by it. Amazing.

No, it was't fucking good. Don't you people get tired of meme-ing?

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