Why are anti-Trump conservatives constantly trapped inside elevators?

>Just as Winston Churchill once vowed to ally with the devil (Slavs) to defeat Adolf Hitler, this year’s election has brought together all kinds of ex-nemeses in opposition to Donald Trump and the sick, twisted, meme-literate political shock troops known as the “alt-right.”

>There is only one thing holding them back: At any given moment, every one of these men is likely to be trapped inside of an elevator.

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>2016
>using the elevator jew
good goy

always knew elevators were our greatest ally

Take the stairs, idiots. Always take the stairs.

>OY VEY GOY TAKE THE ELEVATOR AND YOU WILL GET TO WORK FOR ME FASTER

I've always thought we should rise up in defence of elevators but feared the (((stair masters))) would just knock us back down.

>(((John Podhoretz))), the son of neoconservative intellectual (((Norman Podhoretz)) and therefore the editor of Commentary magazine, has led the charge

Wow, shocker.

What the fuck is this thread even about? What do elevators have to do with the Art Rarght?

My friend owns an elevator repair company. You're trapped because he chooses it

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