Italy has come forward as a premier destination for pervert men by making public masturbation legal in the country.
The court also said that the old school tinder (public masturbation) works better in getting laid than the modern one.
Source - theregister.co.uk
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Bump and kek
So does that mean I can sit on a park bench, with no kids around, and just stroke it infront of people? I can't wait for the news reports
Yes, burgers. I think you can also jerk around kids.
>pervert men
Yeah because finding this sexual alluring makes one perverted. And the fact its literally rammed down your throats EVERYWHERE we go doesnt help.
Fuck off. If women want to sunbaked topless in thongs then we can wank over them.
you'll never be able to fix your situation. you'll never be accepted by the rest of us. you'll always be
>POO IN A LOO
Pretty based really. No sense in punishing victimless acts just because they make some stuck up bitch uncomfortable.
High five.
Go home Ireland, you are drunk.
lul, tech support guy who cant feed himself finds comfort in calling americans fat
>as long as the act is not performed in the presence of minors
Fuck this
Am I? I thought burgers was a cute nick name unlike "poo"
damn.
>that flag
YOURE NOW POSTING IN A POO 2 LOO THREAD
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>First thing in the morning, what do I see?
>A pile of shit staring at me. I close my eyes, I step away. No matter where I go, there’s no getting away.
>Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
>Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?
>I step out on the street. What do I smell? Shit that’s stinky to high hell. I hold my breath,
>I step away. But everywhere I go, there’s no getting away.
>Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
>Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo. Shit, not shit, this shit, that shit.
>Let’s see now. Let me check. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
>Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere. Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo Jam udega, what you milayga. How to check, Salam Alayku. shit, shit. No shit, this shit, that shit. This shit, oh shit. Qutub Minar, Gateway of India, Charminar. Chandar Mantar ke hey hundhar, airport ki bahar. Abhi hoy, ya ha… Ana mana hai, ana mana hai, ana mana hai, kya ana mana hai, ho ya, ana mana hai, oh kya, ana mana hai, ana mana hai, ana mana hai, ana mana hai, ana mana hai, ana mana hai Hoi, oh ya Take a deep breath. Ayuk! Abhi hoy, Abhi hoy Boltho kya, Abhi hoi Bolta kya Bolta Kya Iski uthooth, take the poo to the loo. Take the poo to the loo. Take the poo – we got to do what we got to do – to the loo.
A poopa a poopa a poopidy dee
I poop on the beach and it washes away to the sea
A poopa a poopa a poopidy doo
Don't poo there, you gotta run to the loo!
Kek. Its more funny when posted by an actual SHART.
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A poopa a poopa a poopidy dong
A poop on the streets while I sing a song.
Sorry Shart Idol's audition are closed for now.
Based. Roman. Law.
>not being an Italian citizen
>india makes an appropriate thread
>the tread is filled with "poo in loo" jokes
wew lads
I know that feel bruh
>>>/loo/
A poopa a poopa a poppidy diddle
mader on the left, father on the right, I'm in my comfy poop zone right in the middle
What happens is that you just dont go to jail.
You still can get a fine up to 30k euro, depending on the case.
Vivi e fa vivere. There's more to life than gore
Good enough
And yet despite our communist judges we are still much less of a shithole than POOland.
Really makes the good old neurons fire in an unusual pattern
A poopa a poopa a poopidy derk
I shit in my hand and take it to work
Wow, thanks for bursting my bubble of hope.
Dude, I was not insulting you, I was actually praising the good work. Jee you SJW cucks find everything offending.
Pooland is terribile
Sauce
This doesn't change the fact that your kind still can't take the poo to the loo
A poopa a poopa a poopidy doo
I've learned to poo in loo and so should you!
Fucking poo2loos
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Its a too museum in Delhi
Their is a difference between can't and won't hun
Great
>Their is a difference between can't and won't hun
Yep, like the difference between a 1-day old turd on the street and a 2-day old turd on the street.
I'm goinna jack it where the sun always shines
(He's gunna jack it)
Been spreadin the word and now I need to ease my mind
(Jackin it oohh)
Been plantin apples seeds, and while the apples grow, I'm gunna go out jackin it in Milano.
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.
I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off.
(he's about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
(jack it, jack it, ho!)
Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know,
There's no better place for jackin' it than Milano!
Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
JACKING FOR THE LORD!
[whistling]
Come to Milano
There's so much to see...
From the sparkling Duomo di Milano cathedral
to the hot cappuccino of our numerous Michelin-star restaurants.
And after a day of sightseeing,
why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?
Milano, come, take a load off.
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.
The cars are passing me by,
they honk and say hello.
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
From his window there's a guy shootin' video.
(video of them jackin' it)
And if the good Pope Francis comes knocking on my do'
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in Milano
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack,
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
(He's about to jack it)
Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack
Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it.
Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.
Also if we're shart in mart, Pajeet poo in loo, what's Italy?
That's clearly piss
Actually we have cleaners to clean the street after every mass shitting. Benefits of having a caste system.
Nope
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>two inch penis
>transparent
>reflective
>steady stream/minimal viscosity
Clearly piss.
It may still fall under a Civil Penalty Provision.
>Non-law fags commenting on matters of law
Ive seen the video
God can't you just stop with those boring threads?
Nobody cares about our screenshot of cherry picked news you dumb, lazy, corrupted, muslimlover, pseudo-secular, ugly, dirty brown motherfucking fuck.
Go fix your country rather.
Poo in potato
Shut up Gay pride flag.
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nice flag bro, its quite a rare one. Quite the rare flag bro, never seen it before on this subreddit.
Back in my day we didn't need the internet to show our dicks to complete strangers.
sauce
Semi-rare at best
White people are fucking degenerate. This will be the second fall of Rome
I think it was eric deman or something similar, sorry
How is this bad.
>he thinks women will do it