What did ahs mean by this ?

what did ahs mean by this ?

mirin lats

I can't jerk off standing up. Is that normal?

It's the seasonal Evan Peters naked scene. Any ass yet?

no

>White nationalist
>Not disgusting fat neckbeard

IMMERSION BROKEN

The actor playing that guy is a leftist, of course

what's up with his back

No.

WOW DRUMPFSTERS LOOK LIKE THAT

Do some cardio you fat shit, your body isn't presently capable of doing what it should and only you can change that
Go swimming, just don't get harpooned

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post webm of the grope scene

I'm 145 pounds

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Oh no! Why Best Emma is crie ;'(

Nah, I'd probably be considered alt-right and I'm on gear. Most alt-leftists look like this . I used to date artsy liberal chicks, but they're almost always sluts.

I can only jerk off standing up, feels weird to lie down and do it.

Some people legit cant orgasm standing. Its a medical anomally

You could cut a swath through these people and no one would miss them. They wouldn't even miss each other. There's not a shred of real loyalty in that entire group.

Alright guys, cut the crap. Would you suck Evan's dick to get a taste of Best Emma on it? Be honest

No

What about sitting?

oh no!

Of course, Im not even gay, but Id share his dick and swap his cum with Best Emma if she wanted

I bet £700 that those "some people" never got their heart rates up besides furiously beating their limp dicks on /gif/
Never done a day's work in their lives and they wonder why their cocks don't work. It's part cardio, part self-respect

Who jerks off in the shower

the jizz will harden and stick to you like glue, then every will be like "is that jizz on your legs, what did you jerk off in the shower" and then you have to say yes because you actually did

i literally only fap prone and rubbing my dick through my clothes. Iv never actually "stroked it"

I'm the same way. I conditioned my body not to be able to do it. I'm trying to reverse it though and it's getting better.

I can only jerk off while standing,
Whenever I masturbate I have the uncontrollable urge to stand to attention and present my seed to the whole world.

dont jerk off in really hot showers, the plasma cooks and gets sticky like eggs does

also cum in the drain

yea, i really dont understand the importance of the scene, maybe him saying "i'll clean up after myself" got Harris rock solid..I honestly dont know.

But hey, grats on that user that called manly Lesi being involved with it.

I browse other boards too you know

I can only cum in front of a tv on my couch.

this. does anyone actually stroke their dick? I just rub it a bit until i cum then go about my day

Can you have sex normally? I've met prone masterbators who have admitted they can't have regular sex.

i can only cum if i'm on my knees

These are the same people that actively gentrify neighborhoods and kick native minorities out because they're foodies or something. Fuck them.

Is best emma in any other episodes? I'm gonna be pissed if that's all we got of her.

its all pointless anyways, women are gross and vagina is a meme.it always takes me forever to cum in a condom (Ive literally never actually cummed while wearing a condom), so stamina isnt an issue, women are just uppity cunts who are dead fish. anyways,ive had sex with three women (all long relationships), and it was always awkward as fuck and they all rush me to finish and bark orders at me while we fuck, making me nervous and making me take longer to cum, Women act as if sex is the most painful experience for some reason. Also, even the hottest, cleanest girl starts to sweat and smell gross within a few minutes of initiating sex. Also, vagina is literally a meme, fucking a vagina literally is the exact same sensations as fucking my lubed had, except my hand doesnt rush me to finish and yell at me if I get an awkward position wrong

Ive literally never cummed during sex, even the cleanest hottest girl starts to smell sweaty and gross seconds into sex

something doesn't add up here

You do realize that if you don't find the smell of a females sweat pleasant when aroused you're actually gay.

It takes me like 20 minutes and a half a bottle of shampoo for lube to finally cum in the shower but it feels really fucking good when it happens.

>you don't find the smell of a females sweat pleasant when aroused

they literally smell like ass and dry sweat seconds into sex. its fucking gross i cant explain

not him but some women have seriously borderline puke-inducing vaginas

I always thought Autism at these levels was a meme.

Is Kai the good guy? Everything he's done so far is correct.

my ex's vagina always tasted like vanilla for some reason. I used to LOVE eating her out.

Sometimes, but I usually just stand anyway

orgasm while standing feels like shit.

try fapping on all fours with a sharpie in your ass hitting the prostate and fapping will never feel the same

goddamn thats some lucky shit

WOW all of THREE women? You are so wise. I've been with 45, and you don't see me bitching about it. Some are good, some are bad, some are great. All of them took my seed.

my ex gf tasted like marmalade

i miss her pusy so much bros

she has cancer aids in the pussy brah

Masturbating in the shower is almost impossible for me. The water washes away any lubrication and dries out my cock. At that point, I can't feel anything.

I don't know why jerking off is always portrayed like it's something really intense. When i get the orgasm i don't look like i'm getting stabbed multiple times or something.

Nick, go on RAP more often

btw stav is closeted

>all these cucks itt who ate their gfs pussies out
>so much that they developed a taste for it

Goddamn lads what is the state of this society

i do

the secret is to wash it off quick and use lukewarm or cold water

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nick on rap is better than cumtown

there i said it shoot me

funny you say that. i knew a girl whos pussy smelled like oranges

yeah there's no comparison

no closeted fatso going "huuh ahm sucking dick right?" and "cmon" anytime something actually funny is said

I hate this game.

My first orgasm was from lying down on my couch and rubbing my penis through my thighs during a 2am episode of Nanalan and I've always cum lying down since. I can't change it.

You're doing it wrong

I can, but it's never as good as lying down. It just sort of glops out.

Lying down though, toes curled, I can just about hit the ceiling.

you slut

Literally society's rejects

>Also, vagina is literally a meme
yeah buddy you literally opened your post saying that.

Same. My best orgasms are bent over on all fours (minus the stroking hand, obv). I am a faggot though, so that might have something to do with it.

sound gay

Evan Peter is ruining his career.

>cutfags

She probably used a Vanilla scented feminine hygiene product

If nobody is around to see or hear it, is it really gay?

You either have VD or a prostate infection

probably not. i have a hard time cumming standing in the shower though. not sure if its the extra sensation from the water on me or something because of standing.

Am I the only one who has to buck my hips when I cum? I basically have recoil from my cum.

really not hard to counter shit like this, Sup Forumscuck. we'll be here all day.

The combined amount of all the trust funds of every kid in that picture could probably rival the GDP of a small country.

It's almost like the far left and far right are all rejects that need a retarded cause to make them feel like they belong to something important.

maybe im biased because ive never seen a vagina in an intimate setting, but holy hell the vaginas of seen of women even my age who just fail to take care of themselves are by far the worst thing ive smelt in my entire life, and ive smelt a paraplegic with shit in his bedsores.
like ive been around men who dont take care of themselves, and yeah they reek of body odor, but these women literally have cottage cheese with a hint of green coming out of their vaginas and their inner thighs look like fish scales covered in mold.

>No!

>eating pussy
This is the lowest thing a man can do.

we get it. you love cock.

the ones that made me almost puke was as if a indian midget's armpit had a hole where the hair hid in and sweat festered + piss

His image is much more pathetic, so try harder.

kek

try not jacking off for two weeks. I did this after years of jerking off daily, and when i finally did it again it made my balls tingle and i almost went crosseyed

it's normal but i swear it feels better and it's better imagination

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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don't worry senpai I got you

What do you know. All that beauty is just a facade. The human body in its entirety is disgusting.

>The exact moment a Sup Forumsbeard realizes the difference between a cartoon board and IRL

lul

classic

they're so sad, imagine being enslaved and raped for hundreads of years by those type of people

lol six million

>nigger punches someone just talking to them
>/pol correct about niggers again

Going to need about 100 more.

>nigger spends the rest of his life in prison