"That may be, but you'll come back to me when you are ready for a Man who can stimulate your mind...

>"That may be, but you'll come back to me when you are ready for a Man who can stimulate your mind, something rare I assure you"

Terse, Tasteful and in control.

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Except Jonah isn't that smart.

nice 48 get.

check my 32

not even a redditor would think this is a good reply. try again

The only way out was for him to act super offended in a non-ironic way. What she said was pretty fucked up and he could have pulled a cruise youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs

>it's this thread again

No, absolutely not. No. It doesn't work.

None of these work. She did a long and descriptive roast and utterly obiliterated Johans ego and manhood. A rising big shot hollywood star was shaken to the core by a beautiful woman insulting him. Not only was she a drop-dead gorgeous woman, who, doesn't care how much money he has, still finds him to be repulsive, she also had the French audience on her side as well. Jonah was all alone in a foreign country where this woman publicly insulted him to his face, and the audience ate it all up. Everyone laughed, at Jonhas expense.

There is absolutely no way he could have come back.

Face it Sup Forums, you and Jonah lost. And lost bigly.

And you are none the wiser. Give it up.

>I feel the same way about you/

Is this the Sup Forums Kobayashi Maru?

something rare? you'll give me one of your hamburgers, i presume?

It's funny how much weight he lost after that insult. Really got to him.

The stupid shills really think this 'reddit' wedge driving is super clever.

yes, the only way to win is not to play. jonah should have laughed politely, made a flirtatious comment and moved on.

I love how this same topic has been posted every single day for years, literally thousands of times

How much fun is it to talk about the same thing over and over and over and over and over again?

You're forgetting about Benedict Teller

"Heh, yeah I mean I have fantasies like that all the time too. It's a natural urge for human beings to resort to their primitive state and shed the shackles that modern society has so coldly clamped on our shoulders. We all crave to release and escape and be free. I, myself, fantasize about a lot of things, such as skull fucking your lifeless head and torching your semen soaked body after I'm finished with it but alas I, like you, am held back from ever enacting on my fantasy. You bring up an interesting dilemma of that by actively participating in society, we all become slaves to each other and ourselves."

WE'RE SO CLOSE

>grimace
>thats a wierd thing to say
>sarcastic laugh
This is what he should've done

>I came here to promote my movie, not to be insulted by some two-but television host. That was rude and uncalled for, this interview is over and I shan't be on this station again.
And then he leaves
Simple as

It's been 382 days user.

We just need a little more time. We're getting close. I can feel it.

That's still playing, laughing gives her power over you

The only way to truly not play is to pretend the translator broke and make her repeat the joke over and over until she feels like a fool

>Go full autistic.

Nice, shame her for making fun of a retard. That will work.

OH SNAP

Bitch I'll piss on you. I'll piss on you and I'll shit on you and I'll piss on you. Bitch I'll shit on you. I'll shit on you and I'll fuck my shit and I'll drink your piss

There, I just saved you hours of posting over and over trying to find the perfect response

Do you think Hill has lot of that disgusting excess skin that comes with his weight loss when he's been fat almost his entire life?

THEN THEY WOULD HAVE LAUGHED HARDER.

Do you think it's Jonah posting these threads as a form of catharsis?

It's okay Jonah, we all lose one or two.

This would make Jonah come off as not having a sense of humor which is where he makes his money.

more time. we just need more time

Just tell her the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp

Im a whale marine biologist

big if true

...

too bad its snake like/ shrimp like bodies that people are attracted to

"yeah, with such stimulating masterpieces like Superbad or 21 Jump Street, you must be the next Alfred Hitchcock. More like Nilchcock."

YEAH? Well I had SEX with YOUR wife!

>>And then he leaves
>"Oh good, my fantasy is coming true"

>terse
Not really

i want hot clean anal with the glasses girl as my sodomy partner

Duh

It was dumb, the french girl's joke wasn't particulary ilarious but it wasn't that dumb

>Speaking directly to him on camera she said: “Jonah, the problem is that for 10 years I have lived with you through your films. In fact Jonah, I really had the impression that I knew you so last Friday I thought I was just messing around with a friend, but the reality is that we are not friends.

>“No the reality is that you two have two Oscar nominations and I have two videos on my YouTube account. You have made films with Scorese and Tarantino and me, I have made an advert for Spontex (a company that specializes in making cleaning products)."

Do you accept her apology, Sup Forums?

OH YEAH? Well I don't have a spouse. Im a neet loser in his early 20's, in fact it dawned on me now more than ever before, its a really scary perdicament that my life even turned out this way.

>Makes the apology about her.

JUST

least u got dem sweet digits

"Jokes on you, we already fucked in the next room."

This is good. It tells her that she is the afterthought and that she is only a cool down while Jonah and the boys just had their main course. Let's her know that she isn't the object of desire here and makes her feel devalued.

>*Smirks*
>*Looks in a condescending way*
>Well fuck you too, bitch!
>*Laughs and turns around to face the cheering audience*

That's how you do it. Upset but not butthurt. In on the joke but not willing to be abused. Showing the rigth amount of dominance and putting her in her place.

but the french eat meat rare, properly.

reminder that there was also a disgusting tranny giggling near Jonah adding to Hill misery

>throwing a tantrum and making someone lower than you have to apologize
she took the high road and made jonah seem like a even bigger crybaby. It's true, no matter how many oscars or millions of dollars jonah has, she's still higher in social status than him, simply because she's a hot woman, r9k was right all along.
you will never win Sup Forums

he had it coming if thats the case. He was living in denial

Jesus Christ, he barely looks better without the weight.

Who wants to bet the only reason this apology came about was because an exec shoulder tapped her because they were worried about a rating drop?

>Eh, at least I got you to blow me backstage

Succinct, puts her below you.

Can someone explain what this is from, or post a webm or something?

>You cunt!

>he doesnt know about the biggest event to happen in world history

>Well fuck you too, bitch!
>"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

Correct

semi-famous hot chick > fat ass who is famous because of nepotism/being born into a cabal


It's just the laws of nature.

>uuuuh... blow what Jonah?

"haha very funny. Excuse me one moment"
*Takes dick out*
*Start waving it around while sending hot steaming liquid shit from inflamed anus*
"What do you thinka this, huh?"
*Start eating shit off of the floor while making pig noises*
"Oink hah let's all clap everybody.. go on why'd you stop? Hahaha"

>CAREFUL ORNELLA, CAREFUL NOW!

Masculine, yet playful and gives the frog time to back down before jonah blows her out for good

This is like the third Jonah thread I've seen on the front page today

Turn CC on for subtitles from pussy to english.

If the languange is allowed, then this is the best one i've seen so far. But he has to emphasize that its one of the characters he played saying it and not him personally, people would side with him because it would like those characters to act like that

youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4

>It's true, no matter how many oscars or millions of dollars jonah has

not accomplishments. Feldstein was born into this corrupt industry.

And you should probably fuck off back to r9k.

I think it'd be funny if he just did his "fuck me right?" quote and little head shake from superbad

>Haha, it's so small.

>i heard you get sodomized a lot
succinct, to the point, shows he's not assmad enough to search something smart

lmfao thanks, poor guy

I'd actually like to see her reaction if he did that in that very moment

time for Sup Forums threads

>heh.. heh heh... pffffffftthahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH holy shit I'm sorry I'm sorry hahahahaha *throws hands into the air and slaps knees* AHAHAHAHAH THAT'S PRETTY FREAKING GOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *wipes tear from eye* ahaha.. hah... *ahem* ok ok ok *clear throat* so before we got sidtraAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY WORD I'M SORRY IT'S TOO MUCH! *stands up on chair* DID YOU GUYS IN THE BOOTH HEAR THAT BACK THERE?!? SHE SAID "AND THEN YOU LEAVE" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy Toledo dude I can't breathehehehehehe hahahaha *falls out of chair and has convulsions on the floor* hehehehhahahahahahahahahaha *climbs up into lap of French woman* HAHAHAH WAHOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *starts smacking his own face with her hands* WWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEOOOOOOO *security comes and drags him off set*

End it at bitch I'll shit on you and this is golden

Translation: I thought you were a comedian, not a little bitch

Imagine if he just started bawling his eyes out and went off on a tangent about him having body image issues and an eating disorder from a childhood of horrors. Were he keeps trying to recompose himself but ends up breaking down further while shrieking about how he hates his body but is trapped by his live of food and how it let him escape his horrible world. While this is happening the whole of the audience and panel is in complete silence. That would have been the nuclear option.

jonah is famous for his acting chops not nepotism

Just ask yourself what tywin lannister would have done.

Someone post what the interviewer said and I'll give a quick reply that would have knocked her uterus out

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You useless skank. You disgusting euro whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start taking your clothes off as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to make you a star you worthless cunt..."

>We're not talking about YOUR fantasies, Jonah
>Audience laughs in French

UNCLE

t-bh theres to many ways to btfo her.

Bullshit. He is an average actor. He was born into wealth. Look it up dumbass. Nepotism is certainly a big factor for his rise to fame.

>I have sexual fantasies about you jonah
>audience and panel laugh
>oh, I just say I have sexual fantasies about you and they laugh, I guess I don't have to finish the joke now
>well anyways, my fantasy is that we go out to dinner, and you make me laugh. you make me laugh a lot.
>and then you invite your friends over, brad pit and leonardo dicaprio
>and then you leave

We need to stop pussyfooting around what actually had to be done. Jonah should have beat her bloody on stage, turning her into a crippled freak.

holy fuck

The undisputed best response is Jonah pretending there was a translation issue and asking her to repeatedly repeat the joke so it lands horribly and makes her look bad.

seriously post even one. get ready to be fucked by peoples respones

Did he not have a significant other at the time or something? "Funny you say that, my girlfriend has the same fantasy." seems like an obvious way to shrug it off, but it seems like Jonah is never in a relationship.

Nigga please. His shady father was people like Madonna's business manager.

His whole fat slob family is in the industry.

DELETE

I thought I had a good one there

To go bang a much hotter chick? OH!

man thats a lot for the translator =/

the birth of meme

Ooo that's a good one. Even doing it once would do the trick.

how much hotter can you even get than the french chick

being born into wealth =! nepotism

his dad was a "tour accountant for gunz n roses" and his mom is a costume designer, his sister is a failed actress and his brother manages musicians

none of these lend to hollywood

shut the fuck up kid whining about the one percent cause you're not doing anything productive in society