Who is the superior Ryan?

Who is the superior Ryan?

goose

Wait, aren't those the same guy?

gosling

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Renolds

>I have to do something epic. I have to throw a hot dog at Tiger Woods.

fuck off

Growing up in Canada there were often 2 or 3 Ryan’s per class (maybe 15 boys at most)

t. Ryan

>these guys are both considered attractive to women
i just dont see it bros

is there a reason why ryan is such a popular name there? Went to HS in NJ, college in NYC, worked in Houston, SD and LA and Ive never met a Ryan in my life

>considered attractive to women
Who gives a shit

If you don't have a boner, you're a faggot

There are more white people there

Yeah, I don't either, but I like them a lot as people. But it's weird because many women are shallow and like actors for looks, not personality.

there was only one Canadian kid on my soccer team here in the South as a kid and his name was Ryan

why do leaves like that name so much?

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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Now I'm going to have to try this thread with two different pictures of Ryan Gosling and see if anyone notices.

Is Ryan a white name? I always see black athletes with that name

Goose. Better actor, better looks, better films, better memes.

You realize Ryan Gosling was in Gangster Squad.

Canada has closer links with the UK and Ireland where the name is also common

gosling. reynolds has become insufferable since deadpool.

Only Ryan's I've met have been Anglo. Never met a nigger named Ryan in my life.

Did Gosling star in Buried? No? Checkmate.

>reynolds has become insufferable since deadpool.

and that has been his only good movie since forever......

Wat. He's been in like one film since Deadpool.

i thought mississippi grind was good.

Adding to this, did Gosling star in The Voices?
Exactly.

Goosefags btfo

>Two of Americas most handsome actors
>Born in Canada
LEAFED.com

>Canadian actors
>America tries to claim them as "America's" actors
*shakes head sadly*

I know some black Ryan’s (in Canada)

I think it was huge in the late 70s early 80s for whatever reason.

One word to you niggas.
One.
Word.
Drive

And just like that, the Reynoldsfags are seething.

Reynolds. Buried is better than any one of Goslings flicks

>Drive
Helloooooo Reddit

Well blacks had to assimilate more in Canada because there were less of them up there. Did you guys have any sort of racial laws pre 60s?

Can't think of any Ryan Reynolds movie I've actually enjoyed, while Goose has the movies with based Refn. So Goose

Goodbyeee, post.

There was some informal segregation against blacks in some places where they congregated, but actual racist laws were targeted against Asians on the west coast (same as the US, ‘yellow panic’)

Why aren't there more films that are just one guy in one place the whole time? Locke is the only other one I know and both of them have some of the best acting I have ever seen.

>Goose has the movies with based Refn
Only one of which is actually good.

Goose knew how to play to his strengths a lot earlier in his career. Reynolds is a one trick pony.

What are his strengths?

...

Just Friends, Deadpool, and waiting were good movies

Reynolds? Being a snarky wise cracking good looking guy

Goose? Being an autistic quiet good looking guy

Anyone who prefers memepool to driver is a massive faggot and doesn't belong here

Who the fuck are you to decide what does and doesn't "belong" here, you enormous snob?

I saw Ryan Reynolds at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like I'm doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “cheese! Cheese! Cheese!” and snapping selfies of us with his phone's flash in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him wave me goodbye as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands despite having given $200 dollars at the counter.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay the amount you're buying.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually twice “to upcash her commission" and then turned around and hugged me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar twice and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by adding "thousand" to the price really loudly.

I can see Ryan Reynolds but I don't understand why girls like Ryan Gosling. He has lopsided eyes and he has a child's face on a grown man's body, like Stephen Curry.

Someone who's been here longer than you massive faggot

the only people who would pick reynolds are the ones who have something against gosling

i like both of them... and its not even close. not even close to close.

This

>Gosling
Reddit
>Reynolds
Sup Forums

Watch The Voices, it's schizokino

I laughed.

I doubt it, you cock guzzling dickface.

i live in london. have worked and gone to college, lived in 2 cities.


met one ryan when i was in elementary/primary school. it is popular amongst the irish though

Didn't you basically just spoil it? "Oh turns out he's just schizophrenic". Most overused twist in the history of film.

They should do a buddy cop movie together, like Turner and Hooch.

Is it just me or are every single one of Gosling's characters neurotic? He's like Woody Allen for the new generation.

it's a lower class pleb name like Lee or Darren or Liam

Only person I know named Liam is Neeson, how the frick is that low class?

>Goose
>GOSLING
CHOOSE ONE

drive

>not even a picture from Drive
Wat.

drive

He literally refers to himself as Goose you dumb bell.

>“to upcash her commission"
>he kept interrupting her by adding "thousand" to the price


is this from something? made me lol out loud.

too thick to understand a meme, huh, junior?

The Virgin Ryan vs The Chad Ryan

>implying Goose knows how to sex

Van Wilder

the driver

Reynolds face is a little annoying but Gosling is a little awkward. I would say Gosling bc he makes for a more 10/10 movie experience

Goose.
One treats non-celebrities as humans and one is a narcisstic piece of shit.
Goose all the way. Anybody who saw the oscar of this year knows exactly what I'm talking about.

>implying he even needs to

This isn't true since I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "It's no problem, I love to meet my fans".

I was impressed, and all I could say was "I love Drive", but he kept excitedly cutting me off with production anecdotes from the movie and giving me warm hand gestures. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle pleasantly as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Ryan waiting in line with just a few organic granola bars in his hand ready to pay.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "sir, did you find everything OK tonight?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a normal guy, but eventually let her know that the service was outstanding and that even he, an award winning actor, was impressed.

When she started scanning the bars individually, Ryan stopped her and told her she could just scan them in bulk "to prevent any line holdups" and then turned around and smiled at me. I think that's very considerate. After she scanned just one bar, quickly calculated the total, and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Ryan simply handed the cashier a hundred dollar bill and told her to keep the change.

>UNHH THICC
It's called fat you chubby chaser.

frosted tips pizza wilder

>I would say Gosling bc he makes for a more 10/10 movie experience
Name all 10/10 movies Gosling has been in.

the fighter

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Reynolds is more charming and likeable

Fuck guys where is Hollywood heading into? Just look at these faggots' faces. Leading men lmao

Van wilder down under

lawl idk women like them tho I guess

the rider

What is this?

wanna fight?

What's quintessential with Reynold's cranium? There is a weird ayylmao shape to it

How fucking new are you? Gosling has been in film for 20+ years.

>What's quintessential with

Pedo van wilder

Autocorrect ducked me. Meant "what's wrong'"

Yup. Only God Forgives is great.

2 guys a girl and a pizza place

the 4channer

There's literally no black athletes named Ryan, dude

That is a terrible title, I see why it flopped. Which is a shame because Nathan is great.