SPONGEBOB THREAD

What were those pirates doing with all those pies?

They're pie-rates you shitbird

This changes everything

yeah, welcome to my world

>They're pie-rates you shitbird
So they rate pies? If they were pirating pies, wouldn't they be pie pirates?

>pie pirates
get out

But doesn't "Pie-rates" logically imply that they rate pies

OUT OUT OUT

No, validate me

They weren't pies. They were made in a bomb factory. They're bombs.

if the guy was willing to just tell some random stranger that, then why even bother disguising the bombs as pies

>come into SpongeBob thread
>it's full of autism
I don't know what I expected

I like how overwhelming the autism is in this thread. Very nice.

>complaining about autism
>on Sup Forums
turns out you were the autistic ones the whole time

For the plot

>complaining about autism
>on Sup Forums
Maybe reddit is more your speed

only if we play some eels and escalaters later on

Nigger I love autism. Fuck you on about?

They didn't disguise them, the bomb factory did.

That sweater made of tears

Does pirates mean they rate pi?

let’s just say Sneed had quite the appetite.

Manchildren out

Literally who

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A winner, unlike you

Not necessarily. In armed forces, "Rate" can refer to the rank of an enlisted seaman. But we can assume these are actually a type of privateer, without rank. Therefore, the individual standing of the crew should be based on the share of loot they acquire. Since this crew clearly just captured an arsenal of pie-bombs, they are "pie-rates".

>only marketable skill is getting punched in the face
>probably has CTE
>winner

I found pornstar Nicole Aniston's private FB page by accident (apparently we have a mutual friend). I clicked on it because her profile pic was a patrician Spongebob frame (that old lady in the wheelchair from Chocolate with Nuts). It turned out to be her and unironically over half of her posts are about Spongebob (particularly Squidward). The page also goes back to her time before porn and includes stuff about her quitting her job because she's getting bullied at work and then just before she entered porn there are updates about how she's having trouble finding a new job.

ethan really let himself go

(unironic voice) Interesting

He's clearly talking about anime, not superior western sponge kino.

Based Nicole

2>1>3>9>>>>>>shit>>>>>Reddit>>>>>>>6>>>the feeling of killing your only grandchild>>>>>>>>>>>>I think we can all agree.

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Season 1 to 3 = World Heritage

Dragonball Z is good for the machismo. All those training scenes. What does he watch instead?