Indian scientists strikes again. You are welcome world

Indian scientists produce energy from fish scales (a waste product) to move India one step closer from being a super power

Self powered flexible electronics will make India a super power.

Source - phys.org/news/2016-09-fish-biowaste-piezoelectric-energy-harvesters.html

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Damn that's pretty cool , good job india

So now our electronics have to smell like shit?

Cool.

Great, another horrid smell coming from Pooland

A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pours. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.

He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.

The Indian.

SO U BE SAYIN
WE GON BE
SUPA POWUHZ N SHIET?

> My new my fish powered cellphone.

Thanks

Nope, like fish. Can you even read?

Pretty much

No dear sir. Please revert back with the correct response.

publishing.aip.org/publishing/journal-highlights/fish-biowaste-converted-piezoelectric-energy-harvesters

Post links too, you poo in loo. Also, this may just be shit-science any how. We'll see how well this works.

Of course sir, will be kindly doing the needful.

Thanks for the bump babe.

>requires stress to produce energy charge
>develop self-powered flexible electronics in the future
Thanks, India
Now we can finally have a reason for hammering that remote
Even my parents would not get angry when I throw it at the TV screen

We got you covered senpai.

If India invents a way to harness energy from shit then we are all screwed.

We are working on it.

We would be able to produce more energy than the sun.

Poo in milky way galaxy

this

someone post the screencap of this indian guy thinking india will find renewable energy and become a world superpower

You are become Loo, destroyer of worlds.

Kek. That was good.

You can burn most anything.

Invent a self cleaning poo street. K go!

desu india could grow a lot of food if they composted the shit on the designated shitting streets.

I had a good kek at this.

Oh i thought they finnally discovered loo

Are you poo in loo's still butt hurt about the olympics?

Actually we just won a gold in high jump in Paralympics Rio 2016

God help the motherfuckers standing below the bar

How do you think we won?

t. VishLoo

Dope shiitake, India. I can't wait to flap one of these bad boys on my ceiling fan so I can run it for free.

*claps*
That sounds pretty cool
Good job, Indiabros

>fish scented electric onahole
Japan would make this.

Yeah, that's a good way to kill your population via disease and parasites.

So like a regular vagina?

>fish scented electric onahole
Japan would make this.

tell me when you learn to turn raw sewage in energy and I'll be impressed Pajeet

That's the plan.