J.J. Abrams Developing Remake of ‘Your Name’ With Paramount

J.J. Abrams Developing Remake of ‘Your Name’ With Paramount.

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Why does Hollywood have to ruin everything

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wtf is this real?

if dubs main male character is recast as a nigger

why J.J Abrams? this sounds like something that doesn't fit him

Popular director, popular genre. It's all stats at this point.

Good. It was shit anyways. They can only improve it.

>The girl is now a hot 19 year old blonde girl
>The guy is now a 25 year old black guy

>First time the girl wakes up in the guys body she immediately looks at her dick
>"WOW, BLACK GUYS REALLY ARE HUGE!"

>Black guy wakes up in the white girls body in bed next to her white boyfriend, looks down at the dick
>"WOW, WHITE GUYS ARE TINY!"

What will your reaction be?

>it's a "Sup Forumstard brings up black cock for no reason at all when it has nothing to do with the thread topic" episode
huh

inb4 trailer spoils the twist
inb4 Very Obvious happy ending

Action-romcom about Ja'Marcus and Emily

What the fuck

It's being made by a Jew. What, you think it's going to be a cut-and-dry story like the anime? It's going to be riddled with regressive bullshit and "PUSHING SOCIAL BOUNDARIES!".

I wonder why out of all the thousands of animes out there they decide to make that one... Hmmmm...

it's only the highest grossing japanese film of all time, i think.

>I think

>implying it was worthwhile in the first place

just checked. it is, worldwide gross.

The guy can't direct for shit. It'll only be worse.

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>New Orleans
>country

There's a movie similar to it already

youtube.com/watch?v=V02lqEpbk2Y

You don't need dubs for that.

This makes no sense, who made this crap.

Why your name tho? J.J. would be better off directing cowboy bebop.

Your name is an international hit barely 2 years old. Cowboy Bebop is more than 20 years old and young animu fans are barely aware of it.

Doesn't take a genius to figure it out.

I can't wait to see who's gonna be the black one, the girl or the boy.

If it's the boy: Jaden Smith
If it's the girl: Zendaya

that and Your name is so fucking easy to make compared to some planet spanning space cowboy romp so costs will be low and profits up.

For once, I wish they had balls and set it in Japan, making it a straight adaptation. I know it won't happen, because burgers are afraid of anything that comes outside of their borders, but it'd be the cleanest way to do it, and it could be considered "diverse" enough not to have the sjw whales screaming at the top of their lungs. They could have everyone happy, for a change.

>it could be considered "diverse" enough
what are you talking about? If it isn't a black guy or mexican it doesn't count as diversity.

you shut the fuck up

Diversity is only black guys

hmm

You mean those jews only follow the money not art?

Why a Sup Forumstards such cuck bbc fetishists? This shit is getting embarrassing.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Lol, It is real.

Can Hollywood not kike anything up? They are so desperate.

Your Name was standard melodramatic anime trash, but still, JJ must have his kike claws in everything and rape everything.

Holy fuck, how did they manage to pick the absolute worst director possible for this? J.J. Abrams has literally never made a good work. I am very forgiving but Abrams is utter trash. This makes me fucking angry. DOZENS of good directors and they pick this piece of shit.

STOP
I SAID FUCKING STOP

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Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139

Why would an American director make a movie in Japan with Japanese actors speaking Japanese for an American audience?

I love that the tables have turned and people everywhere are laughing at Sup Forums now. You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

>#1 in the Japanese box office for 14 weeks, 13 weekends
>Earns 20 billion yen and counting to surpass Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in Japan
>Reached 10 billion yen 9 days faster than Frozen
>Wins LA Film Critics Award
>Has become the no. 1 highest-grossing Japanese movie in China
>Has become the no. 1 movie in Thailand
>The film immediately topped Korea's box office opening on 555 screens all around the country which is a new record for the Japanese film.
>Also dominated China breaking the all-time records for the most advance tickets sold and the fastest film to reach 100 million yuan ($ 14 million or 1.7 billion yen), with the first 100 yuan earned in just the film's opening day.
>The film also dominated the charts of Hong Kong and Taiwan becoming the number 2 and top highest grossing Japanese film on the respective countries
>Inexplicably jumps 41% in the Japanese box office and climbs from 7th place to 3rd place in one week
>Still in the top 10 in the Japanese box office towards the beginning of 2017
>Now grossed US$355 million.
>Surpasses the box office gross of Spirited Away (US$289.1 million), making it the highest grossing anime film of all time.
>Is approved by Shinzo Abe and used by Cool Japan to spur tourism in Japan.
>Turned into a live-action movie by J.J. Abrams

So this is meme magic. Not bad.

Villeneuve would I unironically be a better fit

JJ would be better selling falafel in New York. Don't you give him ideas of movies to ruin.

>Makoto Shinkai film
>not art
Droid, please. Shinkai makes Jodorowsky look like garbage. This art just happens to be highly successful for once.

>Sup Forums memed Trump into the presidency and made Britain Brexit
>Sup Forums memed Keit-Ai into the no. 1 highest grossing anime movie of all time and upcoming Hollywood film
>Sup Forums memed a plane crash with no survivors and a Bane porno
>Sup Forums memed Gamergate into existence

Is there nothing meme magic can't do?

Sup Forums has some of the most potent memes known to man.

stop trying to point out flaws in logic of weebs, they have trouble with these things

>meme magic has treated Keit-Ai far better than it has Trump or even Bane
Anime truly is the best.

I wondered this at first too but I'm pretty sure he's directed a couple romcoms

Already a thing.

webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

>Meme magic

Kys how would have any influence over the box office of an anime in Japan. Sup Forums also had nothing to do with getting Trump elected.

Jew Jew Abram's is Spielberg's proteget, he's going to have free reign to make mediocre flicks for the next 30 years.

>words of the acolyte
Stick around, buddy

>weebs xD

>about to get a shitty film adaptation by JarJar Abrams

No, Keit-Ai is falling the same way as Baneposting and Trump.

It's either you die a dank meme or live to become an forgotten meme.

JJ didn't care until it broke box office records, he follows the money, he's just a merchant, he is truly disgusting

>Why does Hollywood have to ruin everything

Good thing Your Name was shit to start with.
I can actually see JJ Abrams turning this into a Super 8 tier kid adventure flick

>Baneposting is only Australia Tier
>Keit-Ai is End of the World Tier

I would've scoffed had I not seen the resiliency of Keit-Ai firsthand.

I don't understand why Spielberg picked him of all people to prop up. Spielberg is actually good, he should know better.

Shadilay fellow kekistanki all hail the god emperor

>instead of being true to the source material they are going to set the movie in America
>doing so is going to fuck up all the themes of the movie
>icing on the cake is going to be casting a bunch of ((white)) people and one or two token blacks or a gay actor and so the movie will be branded "diverse and progressive"

Actually, Urgot in League of Legends was reworked to literally be Bane so Baneposting is still going strong.

>Turned into a live-action movie by J.J. Abrams

This is going to be Keit-Ai's Rickroll at the Macy's Parade.

Stick a fork in it, it's done.

>why would an American director make any movie not set in the USA, with american actors speaking american?

Wonder where is the flaw in that logic.

Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

Spielberg hasn't made a good movie since the 90's.

>why would an American director make any movie not set in the USA, with american actors speaking american?

It would still appeal to American audiences, you're missing the point.

>makes $350 million worldwide
>makes $5 million in the United States
>make Hollywood adaptation for U.S. audiences

Spielberg ceased to be good after Jurassic Park 1. And they became increasingly bad with the years. Ready Player One is gonna be the end of him, good riddance

Checked and kek'd.

Munich was good and Bridge of Spies wasn't bad.

I don't get it. What does Keit-Ai have to do with Your Name? It doesn't even share a plot.

>posting on Sup Forums
>calling other people weebs

Here's your (you)

Funimation completely fucked it up

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>What is Keit-Ai?

knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/5iux93/what_is_the_a_boy_falls_on_love_with_a_girl_copy/

>or even Bane

Wait, what happened to Bane?

Because it's funny.

They're idiots, essentially.

>first thing alt-righters can think about is some dude’s dick

Did this movie even get a release in thr US ? Why not just do that ?Grabbing a few stars for voice roles has gor to be less expensive than having Jew Jew remake it.

It's a shitty meme spammed by a couple of retards and newfags who think it's hilarious just because it gets posted a lot.

Oh, it's real.

Wow.

Isn't it already dubbed?

It was. It's great.

It's guaranteed to make $5 million, user!

Which probably means it's going to be made for half a million with TV-tier special effects.

It also was one of the few anime ever to get an IMAX screening nationwide in the UK.
So glad I jumped on that when I had the chance.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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Think there is a dubbed version which has been shown at film festivals but not released? The, ahem, version I’ve seen someone taped it and put on top of the dubbed version, wasn’t too bad actually.

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

it was released but like 6 months after every other territory, ironically the movie debuted at some anime expo in America but didn't release until a full year later
yeah it's pretty average though.

guarantee the guy will be black

Big reason why a large chunk Sup Forums hates the movie is because they wrote this meme before knowing anything about the plot. They knew that it was going to be about a relationship between a teenage guy and girl and thought they were genius know it alls and "predicted" the plot.

Of course it was completely wrong on nearly every aspect and the movie became unbelievably successful and popular with non-anime fans. So they just resorted to spamming their meme repeatedly to derail the discussion on the board because that's all they could do.

Seriously, he needs to be stopped

This.

It's a flop in the U.S. Why cater to Americans? It should be a Chinese film if anything in light of how most of the gross was from China.

Going for them shekels I see