At the cinema

>at the cinema
>quiet scene
>some faggot coughs
>some other faggot coughs

I notice people do this during quiet scenes in horror movies because they are anticipating a jump scare so they are trying to fill the silence to mentally prepare.

Humans are such trash

>quiet scene
>Intentionally unroll cellophane bag of hard candies and proceed to unwrap the individual candies before rolling the bag back up and shoving it in my pocket until next time

I love horror movies but I’ll never see one that has any hype surrounding it in theaters again. If I walk into the theater to see a horror movie and it’s more than half full I’m guranteed to be annoyed in about 15 different ways.

>quiet scene
>loud obnoxious popcorn ruffling

do any of you faggots actually go to cinemas?

>tense scene
>constant sound of vinyl rubbing vinyl as people adjust their recliners

>quiet scene
>too quiet...

>non-stop coughing for the next 5 minutes

No and this thread is exactly why

This although watching a horror movie with a bunch of niggers in the audience is fun but only if you're not that interested in the movie.

>It's fun to be around niggers

>quiet scene
>me and my friends start to evaluate the selection of illegal narcotics and alcoholic beverages we still have left, proceed to share and consume them

nerds, if you want to enjoy a movie sober and without disruptions, just stay at home and torrent it

>In a packed theater
>Guy next to me is drunk and being loud as fuck, starts yelling every 10 seconds
>Leave briefly so I can find a theater employee so I can report him
>As I'm explaining the situation to the employee an angry costumer approaches
>He starts yelling at me and literally tries to fight me
>The theater employee freaks out and leaves to go find the manager
>The manager shows up and kicks him and the drunk guy both out of the cineplex
>Go back to my seat and enjoy the rest of my kino

I agree but they add a certain energy to movies and any horror movie becomes a are comedy with them around.

I’d love to call the cops on your gay asses. Hope you get arrested or die soon, junkie.

>incredibly confronting scene intended for mature audience
>everyone is dead silent
>suddenly some teenage lads at the back start laughing

>Tfw that's literally me and I'm 21

>quiet scene
>Rich Evans laugh

I hate seeing them in my neighborhood or anywhere near me otherwise but everyone should at least once experience a cheap jump scare laden horror movie in a theater with a lot of blacks. it's quite the experience

That's okay, it's a perfectly normal coping mechanism for brainlets.

Kinoplex patricians such as myself have learned how to control it, as will you one day.

>quiet scene
>play the Wilhelm scream as loud as I can on my phone
>try not to piss myself laughing as everyone looks around

>autistic nerdrage
joke's on you, if that happens tomorrow I will have lived more than you would if you lived to 100, which probably is not going to happen since you are overweight and depressed and also a virgin

>sex scene
>get a boner
>cineplex security sees it
>length is under regulation
>get kicked out after thorough inspection
>mfw when I forgot my DickExtendo™

>have horrendous gas from eating oats for lifting
>have to keep letting them loose during loud scenes
>mfw during a long, quiet scene

I've noticed that this is a thing that people often do during quiet situations, and I have no idea why.

One of my professors pointed it out once and now any time I’m in a large lecture hall and someone coughs it is guaranteed that at least two different people will follow suit in the next 30 seconds.

People like to make noise and in a situation where everyone should be quiet, coughing is acceptable because it's something everyone assumes you can't help yourself when you're coughing.

>at the cinema
>quiet scene
>some faggots talking
>tell them to shut up
>get my face smashed in
>start crying from the pain
>everyone yelling at me to shut up
>get kicked out and banned from the theater
this is why I pirate movies at home now

Never stand up to kino Chad again, pussy

>not holding your cough until the designated cough scene

>movie finishes
>people start clapping

>browse Sup Forums
>some faggots post reddit-facebook frogs

>at the cinema
>people bring their own snacks and soda

>At the cinema
>Guy next to me is eating food bought from the concession stand
>Fucking nachos, pizza, chicken wings, fries and a burger, plus popcorn
>Literally a fucking 6 course meal just to watch a flick

>first cougher basically Chad, coughing whenever they feel the need to, even if it is not strictly socially acceptable at certain moments
>people following suit are the virgin pleb sheeple, holding back the urge to cough in quiet situations until someone brave enough comes along the break the silence

choke on a dick

>Be at cinema
>Some faggot coughs
>My opportunity has arrived
>Cough & splutter to clear my throat

You too? Lol

>2017
>physically going to kino

I'm so fucking bored and lonely bros.

>walk past a couple
>I'm taller than the guy
HAH, I WIN

>the bf is 5'6

yeah so?

i bet you make the pirate-shaming threads, falseflagger

>become a craftsmen
>profit
take it from me, making money makes you happy